Found out last weekend that you can put your kids in the pic with you for your Costco card. 😂😂

RIP James Earl Carter Jr.✊🏿

AI can’t understand the ever evolving nuisances of being Black in America. It can observe it, but by the time it catches on, the slang done changed up on them.

That’s not all Garth Brooks been hiding if you go to the comments on his IG post. They’re saying he’s one of the most prolific serial killers in American history. It’s gotten so bad that most of his post have the comments turned off. 😂😂😂

Love Jones is boring. Throw that shit in the bushes.

My manager called me and offered to let me take the day off tomorrow. I was sleep and I missed the call. So he gave the day off to someone else. Whatever happened to Christmas miracles? 😩

Got my 4 year old son his first bike for Christmas. He looked at it, said he liked it and asked can he go play Roblox now. 😭😭

It’s crazy because I was never told I was speaking overly clearly and almost proper like until I left LA. 😂

This my type of humor. 😂😂😂

I seen the Superman trailer too. My reaction was nowhere near this. Homie got too much dip on his chip. 😭

After seeing Juan Soto sign that $765 million contract with the Mets. Best believe I got my 4 year old son a T-Ball set for Christmas. We bout to get this money in like 15-16 years or so! 😂

Went to my daughter’s school today for a Christmas party. It’s funny because all the girls were towering over the boys in that lil 4th grade class. 😂

Was at work last night and seen a skunk just out foraging and shit. I tried to talk to him on some Doolittle shit, but his musty ass was ignoring me.

Going thru my story archives on IG and see this from 2019. I don’t know what my problem was back then.

I used to tell that nigga his momma was fine all the time when we was teenagers. To know that I had an opportunity and I missed it is crazy to me.

I just came across this old message from my homies momma. Either I’m tripping or her ass was trying to get at me. 😂 I swear I be oblivious as fuck.

Yeah I recommended it for you, but it’s all about me. Feeling like I know people and shit. 😂😂 I gotta chill.

I somewhat take my movie and tv recommendations serious. If I watched something and I feel like you would love it, then you better fucking love it when you watch it. If not, I feel slighted

Can’t ban the Son of Man

I ain’t never seen someone slander chico-sticks? What’s wrong with them? 😂😂

Them urban legends from the 90s was wild because it was all word of mouth and traveled state to state.

Remember when everybody thought Aaliyah had a lazy eye? She always had sunglasses on, or she had her hair covering half her face. People swore it was a wonky eye she was hiding. #blackskyover30 #blackskyover40

Apple juice. Martinelli’s. Glass jar only. Ice cold too. 11/10

Clarence Thomas hearings. Mike Tyson arrested for rape. Rodney King beating. Those were the biggest things I can remember and they all happened in the same year.

how tf yo breath stink around Christmas time & its free peppermints everywhere

This nigga told me about how he’s gonna mod his Nintendo 3DS and I understood half of that but I couldn’t stop smiling. My brother was a monster at his age and this is who he raised. That’s dope as hell. I had to go halfway across the country to find that type of peace for myself.

I appreciate that he gets to be who he is while coming from the family that we come from. You ain’t gotta be hard, you ain’t gotta be tough or any of that bullshit. You can just be. As you should.

My nephew turned 24 and I called him for his birthday. I was on the phone with this nigga talking nerd shit for like an hour. I love that.

Ain’t nothing to learn. You either with it or not. You can always spot when it’s not real. Especially when they start combining region specific words. Imagine someone from Atlanta saying “Jawn” all the time. People gonna look at them crazy.

Porn!

The fucking face I made. I fought hard as shit to bite my tongue and not say something. I wanted to jump in and say something so bad. I see how stupid these niggas is and wonder how they made it through the interview process. Like, am I at a job for dummies? What the fuck is going on?!😭

Today them niggas was talking and one of them said, “If you have sex with a woman that has HIV, you won’t be able to get it as long as you cum in her” The other nigga said, “Because when you cum, it’s pushing the HIV back out of you, huh?” Then he says, “Yep, push it out she you good”

I can’t lie, one of them niggas cooked me when talking bout the moon landing. “White man told you he went to the moon and you just gonna believe it huh?” 😭😭😭😭

I told these niggas Dr. Sebi is a snake oil salesman, a Black woman didn’t win $4 Billion for writing the matrix and terminator films and that Black Friday sales are not because of slavery.

I remember trying to explain vaccination to these niggas and they started acting like I was pro government or some shit. 😭😭

I try to not be the “Well Actually” nigga as much as I can. Niggas is fragile, they don’t like feeling stupid when you correct them.

Felt like I was being tested today. I passed the test, but my mind is broken because of it. I swear I don’t know how some of these stupid niggas make it to adulthood.

The opening line is an easy giveaway. “It’s beginning to look a lot like what?”

Told my coworker that “Players Ball” by OutKast is a Christmas song. This nigga losing his mind. 😂😂

Family Matters is not considered a great Black show because it was corny. They was doing characters on Martin too, but none of them was corny like Elvis or racist like Bruce Lee.

We? You speaking French?

You can’t teach a language that’s always evolving. Plus, we gatekeeping that shit.

That’s what I love about it. Unapologetically for the west. Makes me wish rap was more regional across the board.

Them niggas told me no. 😭😭😭

It be that bullshit too. Package right down the street but they ain’t gonna deliver into the next day. Give me the option to come swoop that. Right now tho.

I hate when i see that I have a package in my city at a terminal, but it’s not out for delivery. Let me come thru and pick that shit up. I want it now.

My monthly top artist on Apple Music this year wasn’t as crazy as I thought it’d be. I must’ve been going thru something in August tho. 😂😂

The movie “Life” is not enjoyable halfway thru. Likes it has funny parts, but these niggas was in prison forever. The fact that they got out after doing over 60 years doesn’t make it a happy ending. Them niggas bout to die soon.

One of the best burgers I ever had was at a spot where I sensed that the customers weren’t happy to see my kind come thru the door. I never went back, but I think bout that burger sometimes.