NORM!

She's 52 here and looks bloody fabulous. What a woman! #totp #totp1991

So am I !

Seal's just appeared wearing leather trousers and now I'm pregnant #totp #totp1991

The sartorial range on that stage is quite something #totp #totp1981

This is *best* ABC and does not get played nearly enough #totp #totp1981

A 2025 version of this but ... go with me ... Klopp #totp #totp1981

Singing at a pitch that makes dolphins wince #totp #totp1988

Michael just said, "come over here" and now I'm pregnant #totp #totp1988

I SAY young man on guitar to the left of the singer! #totp #totp1979

Always loved Suzi's hairdo, here #totp #totp1979

"moving to the music" #totp #totp1979

Blimey - Rick's dressed even more sharply than my lovely husband Bruce! #totp #totp1979

In 1983, at a school do, this guy came into the room on crutches and ... well ... my life was never quite the same again. Today should've been his 58th birthday but we lost him to cancer in 2003. I've had two great loves of my life, and he was one of them. Much, much missed.

The state of this

*This* is best ABBA #totp #totp1977

WOULD COMPLETELY WEAR THAT GREEN OUTFIT NOW #totp #totp1977

Remarkable, really, that Rasputin isn't their most bonkers track #totp #totp1977

All those layers and all that hopping around - they must've been boiling

This lot were massive for about 3 minutes - what happened?

But, Claire Balding, what if I *want* drugs, rubs and dramas?

Monday

Surely, @whenisbirths.bsky.social, the only time in the history of #totp with two acts with the same first name?

Imagine ... all those kids in the Green Room with Lena L, Ron Mael AND Lena M #totp #totp1979

WOGAN WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS #totp #totp1979

Would bloody love a pair of those boots #totp #totp1979

Imagine ... all those kids in the Green Room with Lena and Ron Mael #totp #totp1979

NOTHING ELSE WE SEE TONIGHT WILL TOP THIS #totp #totp1979

Hello to the lovely person who just sent me a chat message: I'm not ignoring you - Bluesky won't let me read it until I verify my age!! I'll try to do that over the weekend :)

FFS

Young Richard Gere is the baddie in today's episode of Kojak. Tried to shoot Theo, got wasted by Stavros. You don't mess with the Savalas brothers.

It's 4 November, and I've already seen the hideous Asda Christmas ad five times. *smashes shit up*

Saw this, and immediately thought of @whenisbirths.bsky.social

Well, everything is pretty bonkers, but you lot are top people, and I'm incredibly grateful to have you around. Lots of love, you smashers xx

The man who works at the tip said, "You smell nice!" Imagine it's all relative when you work somewhere quite smelly, but I'll take it!

Absolutely love the Pussycat ladies' outfits. Would wear. #totp #totp1976

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT LALO SCHIFRIN'S "THEME FROM JAWS"??! #totp #totp1976

How do you like your cooffe in the morning? Unfertilised!

What's it like inside your head

Just saw Princess Leia at Waterloo Station. Possibly not the real one.

Don't know why the Pasadenas weren't LOADS bigger #totp #totp1988

That's the guy from the Yellow Pages advert behind Steve! #totp #totp1988

I love this #totp #totp1976

THAT IS WHOTSITCHOPS FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, SURELY? #totp #totp1976

Some of yer finest Bri Nylon on that stage! #totp #totp1976

Remarkable hair

These used to be made with shortcrust pastry. WHY HAVE YOU BUGGERED WITH PERFECTION, @waitrose.bsky.social?!!

Pottering around in the kitchen with "Magnum" on in the background and bloody Bruce Forsyth just turned up this episode!

Ditto

The Exorcist