Instead of FAFO… “Bend The Knee And Find Out” creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...

There’s all this talk about the rapture happening tomorrow, but as a horror fan I feel if “Martyrs,” has taught us ANYTHING it’s that God doesn’t take too kindly to folks trying to skip ahead of his plans.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

People are really merrily moving towards fascism with zero self awareness that if they're not a billionaire they're not on the team.

At 43 I'm still chasing the feeling of watching horror movies with my friends as a teen and each year I become more and more successful of reliving that feeling!❤

HALLOWEEN SECRET: Pumpkin spice comes from a long lost 6th Spice Girl that we don't talk about… legend has it her boyfriend didn’t want to get with her friends and it just Ziggy Ziggy Awwwh’d from there.

Prepping for our 7th annual horror-a-thon at the end of the month. I'll be baking 12 different baked goods and 12 savory treats! I'm starting the bakes this week. There are spreadsheets, calendars and lists of ingredients... BUT I still don't know what movies I'm going to play😂😂😂

I'm 43 and the checker at Trader Joe's called me Miss instead of Ma'am... sooooo I think I'm gonna keep pushing off botox, thanks!

Did Trump just say he's been blaming AI since he was a baby? Soooo did someone take the hypothetical time machine to Baby Trump to just to give him a briefing of 2025?

I overthink things to the extent that if it was my job... I'd have a corner window office by now.

We were talking about my Mom and missing her. I said to Hadley, “Some people believe you can talk to folks you lost or pray.” Hadley’s response………. “When you kiss a girl you have to marry them!” 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I live in the edge…. I wait until 11:55pm to complete my Duolingo to keep the streak going!

As we get closer to spooky season... just a PSA to remember Freddy Kruger's backstory before you decide to dress up as "sexy" Freddy Kruger 🤢🤢🤢

I'm so sick of hearing about the "Male Loneliness Epidemic." I WANNA hear about the Boss Ass Bitches breaking generational patterns by not settling for weak ass men who refused to invest in their own personalities! Where are those queens?!!! ❤

Toddler: what’s on your shirt? Me: it’s my favorite band, At The Drive-In… do you want to hear them (plays, “One Armed Scissor”) Toddler: They sound like your shirt! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Can we please pool our money and hire a fleet of sign twirling guys that every day stand in front of the White House with Trump's approval rating? If all he cares about are ratings, I want them to be loud, in his face and a spectacle like he's been to all of us for the past decade!

At this point, "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington," (1939) should be filed under fantasy on all major streaming services and video rental stores.

I'll be performing for the first time since 2022... after a long pause! Come see if I can make you laugh or if I now have crows feet! Both can exist AT THE SAME TIME! The show will be at the AMAZING venue, Killer Fitness hosted by @dustinmeadows.bsky.social

I joking asked ChatGPT to write a joke in the style of Jen Saunderson and it knew who the fuck I am... and now I'm in a corner terrified. This is the bad place.

Every day I look at the IG account: CheapHouses and get excited than I realize the house is in a state where I don't have full rights... like I wanna live in a Victorian home, but not in Victorian times.

This time last year my Mom and I took the ambulance for her to come home for her 3 weeks in hospice. The ambulance drivers agreed we could go and rob a bank because NO ONE would suspect or prosecute us because Mom was dying. She said No! I mean if you're not gonna use the Make-A-Wish at LEAST share!

“I don’t want that movie, it’s too Maaanlllly” - My 4 year old after seeing a photo of Burt Reynolds’s in “Smokey and the Bandit.”

“Dad! Do you wanna watch your favorite show with the 3 men and only one girl” - My 4 Year Old describing Seinfeld

I'm only $83 away from my $500 goal for the 30-Mile Challenge to support the Cholangiocarcinoma Foundation. Please help donate if you can. I'm doing this in memory of my Mom who lost her battle last July to this disease. ❤ www.facebook.com/donate/13935...

Today's the last day to raise funds to hit my $500 goal I'm $142 away. I'm raising money for the Cholangiocarcinoma Foundation. This was the rare, aggressive cancer that my Mom fought for about a year and half. She lost her battle last July. Thanks for your support www.facebook.com/donate/13935...

I want to know where John Cena gets all of those jorts in 2025... like is there some sort of Cherry 2000 style factory forcing him into the forbidden zone to hunt down extra pairs? What's the source Cena?!!!

Watching the end of Beethoven (1992) and Charles Grodin may be John Wick the way he enacts vengeance for his dog! ...I think that vet is dead 😂

Watching Beethoven as an adult wondering when in the 90s (post Cujo) was it okay for a giant Saint Bernard to walk around town without a collar, leash or owner?

I can't stress this enough, GO SEE "The Life of Chuck," in the theater! GO. NOW! I don't want this to be like "The Shawkshank Redemption," where it later found it's audience. I WANT IT TO FIND IT NOW! Like a beautiful film club where we can all talk about what a wonderful film it is now! NOW.

I’m on this new diet where I eat everything I see... so it won’t tempt me later.

Movie Triple Feature Idea: -The Talented Mr. Ripley -Gattaca -Judge Dredd Theme: “I Am The Law!”

My 4 year old was reading last month's @newbeverly.bsky.social calendar and kept saying, “Creepy Show! Creepy Show!” She pointed to what she was reading it was, "Creepshow" ❤️

I said Grandma’s birthday is in August and my 4 year old said but she died. I said we can still celebrate people we love even if they aren’t here and she said, but who will blow out the candle ❤️

“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”

Going up to my Mom’s home (we lost her last July). My daughter asked if we're going to see Grandma and Grandpa. I said we’ll see Grandpa and... we can see Grandma’s things and speak to her and maybe she’ll hear us and my kiddo without skipping a beat stated, “SHE WON’T!” I respect her darkness.

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I heard some guys overly dissecting every hearted response they received from women on IG. Like my dudes, sometimes it's just a ❤️ because a 👍 seems passive aggressive and we're acknowledging and appreciating that we got your message. It very much does not mean that it is on!

Watching Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer with my 4 year old now ❤️❤️❤️

We're screening our horror short on Sunday 5/18 at Vidiots in LA! If you'd like to join us send me a DM ❤

Passed a guy in his 60s on a Harley cranking MAGA style rap… and it may be the saddest and funniest thing I’ve seen.

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Val Kilmer’s character in “The Saint,” (1997) is an older version of the murderer, Billy from “Black Christmas,” (1974). They’re both hung up on a girl named Agnes… and Val’s characters are named after saints. St. William “Billy,” is the saint of adopted children.

Joe Bob is on!!!

Can’t express the frustration enough of getting pink eye now instead of on 4/20!

A better copy!

Hearing RFK Jr. wants parents to do their own research on vaccines reminds me of when I was pregnant and the pediatrician wanted to have a consultation first to basically interview us to make sure we weren't anti-vaxxers... he said folks were trying to do vaccines a la carte.

My friend is looking for a roommate. You'll essentially have the place to yourself the majority of the time. Walking distance to Atwater! Small pet friendly AND there's lot of amenities like utilities included, sound booth and self taping equipment. Perfect for a comic, podcaster or actor!

My 4 year old is now asking my husband to play Wrestlemania... she's run into the room before with a cape as her wrestler identity which she refers to as, "THE GIRL!"

‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid