If Trump's impeached can we get Colbert back? Asking for a friend... it's America, America is the friend.

Del Toro's "Frankenstein," is now available on Netflix. It's still spooky season in my heart. Someone please tell Mariah Carey that it's not tiiiiimmmmmeee... It's FrankenSTEEEEEEIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!

Halloween was last week... I still say the scariest costume I saw was the old white lady wearing a MAGA hat coming out of Starbucks.

My 4 year old just came by trying to get me to try one of her Halloween candies and she said, "If you haven't ever tried it, you should try it!" and in my 4 years of being an advertising major I feel that was the best slogan I've ever heard.

Me: Well, I’m planning on going to (checks calendar) five surprise horror marathons in October, but then I can take a break for a bit, right? New Beverly: Howzabout a 2000s horror marathon on (checks calendar) November 1st? Me: Goddammit. (reaches for wallet)

Actorle #1315 1/8 🟩 Play here: actorle.com #Actorle #MovieChallenge

I just snuck into my toddler’s bedroom and placed an open book in front of 10 of her stuffies… This will either result in an adorable sense of wonder or it’ll be the memory she repeats to her therapist for the next 20 years.

At this point in my life I just wanna perimenopause sherpa... someone who can tell me, "Yes, bitch that's a hot flash," or "No, bitch that's climate change!"

Check out the brand new Halloween themed game show that I'm on, Graveyard Games to see if I'll be a final girl!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5rN...

A lot of replies here from folks who’ve never listened to NPR in their life, and get their image of it from outraged Bluesky posts. NPR rules, and delves into social issues the way few other outlets do.

For the other parents with toddler girls, which "K-Pop Demon Hunter," song is stuck in your head 24/7 ❤

Tune in to see if I make it outta the graveyard alive… will I be the final girl on Graveyard Games tune in on Wednesday at 2pm PST on YouTube for the first ep to find out! Happy Spooky Season! I’ll be rocking my favorite New Beverly shirt and Dark Del’s and Scarecrow pins #graveyardgames

So excited for you all to see Graveyard Games, the first Halloween game show! On YouTube 10/1 with new eps every Wednesday in October, tune in to see if I’m a Final Girl! ❤️🎃❤️

Maybe we should ban white guys till we figure out what is going on.

We had a pizza skull break during the horror-a-thon :)

We hosted our Halloween Horror-A-Thon tonight, here was the spread and the movies: 1. Hotel Transylvania (for the kiddos) (2012) 2. Lady in a Cage (1964) 3. Stepfather 2 (1989) 4. Unhinged (2020) 5. The Cat (Hing Kong, 1992) 6. Delirium (Italy, 1987)

Snack spread part 2! Amazing!

Amazing snack spread at @jensaunderson.bsky.social & @donsaunderson.bsky.social’s Horror Marathon!

Instead of FAFO… “Bend The Knee And Find Out” creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...

There’s all this talk about the rapture happening tomorrow, but as a horror fan I feel if “Martyrs,” has taught us ANYTHING it’s that God doesn’t take too kindly to folks trying to skip ahead of his plans.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

People are really merrily moving towards fascism with zero self awareness that if they're not a billionaire they're not on the team.

At 43 I'm still chasing the feeling of watching horror movies with my friends as a teen and each year I become more and more successful of reliving that feeling!❤

HALLOWEEN SECRET: Pumpkin spice comes from a long lost 6th Spice Girl that we don't talk about… legend has it her boyfriend didn’t want to get with her friends and it just Ziggy Ziggy Awwwh’d from there.

Prepping for our 7th annual horror-a-thon at the end of the month. I'll be baking 12 different baked goods and 12 savory treats! I'm starting the bakes this week. There are spreadsheets, calendars and lists of ingredients... BUT I still don't know what movies I'm going to play😂😂😂

I'm 43 and the checker at Trader Joe's called me Miss instead of Ma'am... sooooo I think I'm gonna keep pushing off botox, thanks!

Did Trump just say he's been blaming AI since he was a baby? Soooo did someone take the hypothetical time machine to Baby Trump to just to give him a briefing of 2025?

I overthink things to the extent that if it was my job... I'd have a corner window office by now.

We were talking about my Mom and missing her. I said to Hadley, “Some people believe you can talk to folks you lost or pray.” Hadley’s response………. “When you kiss a girl you have to marry them!” 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I live in the edge…. I wait until 11:55pm to complete my Duolingo to keep the streak going!

As we get closer to spooky season... just a PSA to remember Freddy Kruger's backstory before you decide to dress up as "sexy" Freddy Kruger 🤢🤢🤢

I'm so sick of hearing about the "Male Loneliness Epidemic." I WANNA hear about the Boss Ass Bitches breaking generational patterns by not settling for weak ass men who refused to invest in their own personalities! Where are those queens?!!! ❤

Toddler: what’s on your shirt? Me: it’s my favorite band, At The Drive-In… do you want to hear them (plays, “One Armed Scissor”) Toddler: They sound like your shirt! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Can we please pool our money and hire a fleet of sign twirling guys that every day stand in front of the White House with Trump's approval rating? If all he cares about are ratings, I want them to be loud, in his face and a spectacle like he's been to all of us for the past decade!

At this point, "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington," (1939) should be filed under fantasy on all major streaming services and video rental stores.

I'll be performing for the first time since 2022... after a long pause! Come see if I can make you laugh or if I now have crows feet! Both can exist AT THE SAME TIME! The show will be at the AMAZING venue, Killer Fitness hosted by @dustinmeadows.bsky.social

I joking asked ChatGPT to write a joke in the style of Jen Saunderson and it knew who the fuck I am... and now I'm in a corner terrified. This is the bad place.

Every day I look at the IG account: CheapHouses and get excited than I realize the house is in a state where I don't have full rights... like I wanna live in a Victorian home, but not in Victorian times.

This time last year my Mom and I took the ambulance for her to come home for her 3 weeks in hospice. The ambulance drivers agreed we could go and rob a bank because NO ONE would suspect or prosecute us because Mom was dying. She said No! I mean if you're not gonna use the Make-A-Wish at LEAST share!

“I don’t want that movie, it’s too Maaanlllly” - My 4 year old after seeing a photo of Burt Reynolds’s in “Smokey and the Bandit.”

“Dad! Do you wanna watch your favorite show with the 3 men and only one girl” - My 4 Year Old describing Seinfeld

I'm only $83 away from my $500 goal for the 30-Mile Challenge to support the Cholangiocarcinoma Foundation. Please help donate if you can. I'm doing this in memory of my Mom who lost her battle last July to this disease. ❤ www.facebook.com/donate/13935...

Today's the last day to raise funds to hit my $500 goal I'm $142 away. I'm raising money for the Cholangiocarcinoma Foundation. This was the rare, aggressive cancer that my Mom fought for about a year and half. She lost her battle last July. Thanks for your support www.facebook.com/donate/13935...

I want to know where John Cena gets all of those jorts in 2025... like is there some sort of Cherry 2000 style factory forcing him into the forbidden zone to hunt down extra pairs? What's the source Cena?!!!

Watching the end of Beethoven (1992) and Charles Grodin may be John Wick the way he enacts vengeance for his dog! ...I think that vet is dead 😂

Watching Beethoven as an adult wondering when in the 90s (post Cujo) was it okay for a giant Saint Bernard to walk around town without a collar, leash or owner?

I can't stress this enough, GO SEE "The Life of Chuck," in the theater! GO. NOW! I don't want this to be like "The Shawkshank Redemption," where it later found it's audience. I WANT IT TO FIND IT NOW! Like a beautiful film club where we can all talk about what a wonderful film it is now! NOW.

I’m on this new diet where I eat everything I see... so it won’t tempt me later.

Movie Triple Feature Idea: -The Talented Mr. Ripley -Gattaca -Judge Dredd Theme: “I Am The Law!”

My 4 year old was reading last month's @newbeverly.bsky.social calendar and kept saying, “Creepy Show! Creepy Show!” She pointed to what she was reading it was, "Creepshow" ❤️