I highly recommend all of our agents still on Cybertron avoid the lower compartments of the Central Hall for a few cycles.

*Alpha Trion stared at his datapad with pure contempt. Unplugging the cable he threw it to the opposite wall in his office. Could the fools do anything right?! The job hadn't been done.*

//OOC: I'm not living up to my full potential

*After nearly half a decacycle of this hacking nonsense Alpha Trion was notified that the datapad repairmechs and that crowd had managed to make some progress. Now he was here as they explained they'd managed to decode atleast the origins of who had gotten into the servers.*

...wonderful.

Why does this keep happening?

I believe I said the organics would end up doing this. They all do.

*Alpha Trion scrolled throught the organic site. Something was terribly off. He had meant to do some digging on the young Wheelie. He knew the sparkling had an account but for whatever reason it would not show up for him. That was odd on it's own but going through more he found some-

//OOC: I forgot to do my speech thingys. Someone kill me now

@not-zippy.bsky.social [𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖: Alpha Trion 𝚝𝚘; Blurr # 𝚝𝚊𝚐: Agent Blurr] Evening, Agent Blurr, I would like to have a short meeting with you in my office. If the time and topic permit it I will not keep you long.

*Alpha Trion scrolled through the 'Blue sky' site. Specific message chains from a few cycles ago. He'd always had a weird feeling about Longarm Prime.*

Earth is seemingly cultivating techno... organics?

Primus the older senators were much more competent!

*Alpha Trion walked along the hall scrolling through information on this organic planet and the squishy website. Disgusting organics but very interesting platform even if it should be a bit more censored. He did not want to see another weird squishy fantasy!*

No other bot in the Metroplex can figure out how to make this profile picture look less grainy. Pah! organic technology!

//OOC Yes you can be mean to this old dusty man. I find it funny and it doesn't hurt my feelers. 😉

It seems a good portion of bots are now on an organic planet called Earth ...and this peculiar webplace.