It’s my birthday today!! I hope everyone has a good day!!

[Blurr waited on the abandoned road near the i96, currently in his vehicle form. He was first to arrive, even earlier than the agreed upon time.] [His wheels spun impatiently and he pulled up the time on his HUD for the fourteenth time this hour.] -

🤭

I miss Velocitrons engex.

[Blurr made it to the office in about half a mega-cycle, just as the Velocitronian predicted.] [His vents blared loudly and he was pretty sure his HUD was practically screaming at him for running halfway across space. He was gonna need a long break once this meeting and Earth business was over.] -

Don’t be fooled by how cute he looks here, he was still biting and hissing at me at this time.

Doubt it.

[From: Blurr, To: Longarm Prime; Tag(s): Sir] Hello Sir, i’m sure you know that Wheelie’s emergence day is coming up and I was wondering if there was perhaps a chance for me to ‘take’ the cycle off?

Happy Pride!! Also!! My creation day is up alongside!!

[INTERNAL LOG ####] The oil on this planet is disgusting, honestly I have no clue how the other bots here can stomach it. I decided to take one sip out of curiosity and nearly couldn’t due to the stench.

[INTERNAL LOG ####] Someone was following me. They were smaller than me, but certainly not as tiny as a human, more like a sparkling’s size. They was clearly made for stealth, but inexperienced.

This is why I do not come on here, I don’t need to know every personal aspect of my coworkers livesIdonotneedtothatabouttheMagnus

If I had to pick A favorite animal from this organic planet, it would be a horse. They are fascinating creatures, and I don’t find much organic stuff this intriguing.

After seeing some frankly idiotic posts on the Cybertronian web, I would like to inform everyone here that Velocitron does not pick its leader from whoever wins the Speedia 500 anymore. That practice has been obsolete since the end of the Great War.

[INTERNAL LOG #####] Recently I have been forgoing recharge and instead participating in the street racing here on Earth. A bad habit certainly, but they’ve been helping me stave off boredom here.

Primus, is the entire council gonna show up here eventually??

Earth is such a ridiculous name for a planet. It’s so silly-sounding.

[Blurr stirred awake after a hour later, engine starting up. He surveyed the area briefly before he spotted a odd streak of paint on his frame. [The racer let out an outraged honk then as he saw his new paint job and a series of curses in Velocitronian.]

Soundblaster hushed Wolfie to be quiet as the two snuck to the blue sports car. They had seen it parked in this open garage a few times now, mostly in passing on the way to the dog park. Soundblaster's mischievous mind had always thought the vehicle could use more color, and after getting-

[The mech pulled into his recharge spot for the night, a secluded spot in a parking garage.] [It was nicer than most of the other places he’d had to recharge at during undercover missions like this.] -

He really is annoying as I expected.

Five, you can bring five, I already have to keep up with all the ones you have back here on Cybertron while you’re off galavanting on Earth.