Ka-POW, it's heresy time! Rounding off our Space Marine mini-series, this episode we whip through the various flavours of traitor legions - the bad guys the Emperor doesn't like (instead of the bad guys he does). Featuring special guest, Dan! www.buzzsprout.com/2521992/epis...

I know we're a 40K podcast, but let's give it the shoutout it deserves here: I just got my copy of the Trench Crusade book (rulebook, corebook, whatever. DA BOOK.) UNHOLY FLIPPING HELL this book is stunning. It is STUNNNINNNG. I hope GW takes some lessons here, because THIS is a goddamn codex.

Happy new year (kind of, been a rough one so far huh). COME CELEBRATE by listening to El and Holly talk about Holly's first big-girl game. Available on all the podcast places, or directly below. www.buzzsprout.com/2521992/epis...

Meeerry Christmas!(or, y'know, almost). This week, it's our CHRISTMAS WISH episode - we have a jolly old time. Come and chill, I think we do a bang up job. www.buzzsprout.com/2521992/epis...

Ho ho ho, our next episode is in the bag and only awaits Santa's delivery to your ears on Christmas Eve (that's 24th Dec y'all).

New episode out now! This week it's more Space Marines as we whip through half of the legions and tell you allll about 'em - what makes them tick, what their vibe is, and why you might like that loyalist legion in particular. www.buzzsprout.com/2521992/epis...

Talkin' 'bout those big blue boys, in this episode it's SPACE MARINE time. Who are they? Why do you care? Come find out as we chatter away and, kind of, explain. www.buzzsprout.com/2521992/epis...

That's right bay-bee it's time for a brand new episode, with our first ever guest! Join us as Riley Quinn (@raaleh.bsky.social) reminisces about how Warhammer and 40K first took hold of his soul, and turns out to know a lot more about 40K than we do! www.buzzsprout.com/2521992

To everyone who listened to our most recent episode and thought the intro sounded weirdly like it hadn't been edited properly - that was a dream. A dream that has now been corrected.

It's NEW EPISODE TIME! That's right, episode 8 is out and Lumi is stealing the show to talk about those blue blue boys, the T'au! COME LISTEN. Gasp in amazement as El gets slowly converted towards the T'au. linktr.ee/fortythousan...

Episode 7 is LIVE. We're talking about actually playing the game, we're talking crusade, and we're talking about the many ways in which - it turns out - 40K is actually fun. Who knew? From mic to table in under 24 hours, that's farm fresh podcasting. Go listen! linktr.ee/fortythousan...

HOKAI. This week's episodie MIGHT be late due to me, El, the editor being SICK. *kaff kaff*

Looking forward to the editing booth on the episode we just recorded. Chaos on the pod as we get successfully ambushed by our first ever guest (@tradslvt on Twitter). Genuinely thank you very much to Rosa for coming on, it was a goddamn delight.

Episode 6 is LIVE. We're talkin SISTERS today. Holly takes the wheel as she tells us (and you) all about her faction, and why they're the best. We discuss malicious compliance, sickass tanks, and lesbianism. Come listen! linktr.ee/fortythousan...

Goddamn, we have not one, but TWO guests lined up for the pod! Through the power of... people being nice and offering to come on. Which seems like an extremely fitting vibe! So look forward to our pod being elevated in the coming month 😁

Episode 5 out now! I’m not gonna lie, I’m proud of this one. We’re having a blast, El’s mic is finally sorted, and the conversation is flowing. We are back with energy, and being silly, and a lot of talk of painting. Very, very beginner level painting. Come listen! linktr.ee/fortythousan...

Episode four OUT NOW. Rules 101 (part 2) is live and full of healthy vitamins. Rules! Jokes! Digressions! It's got it all. Podcast found where, y'know, podcasts are found. linktr.ee/fortythousan...

Episode four coming out tomorrow morning! We get them rules all talked through. El has a new microphone and it's not-good in entirely different ways! Also it's fun and you'll learn a lot.

Next week's episode is recorded, it just (hah, "just") needs editing! Not gonna be coy about this one, it's part 2 of our Rules 101. We're gonna walk through the game setup, and how a round of the game actually works. This will be ALL THE RULES we do right now, because boy howdy it's a lot.

New episode is OUT NOW. We're talking RULES. Don't worry, we take it extremely slowly and get distracted a lot. If you don't know bupkis about Warhammer 40K, this is a cool way to learn about it! If you DO know about 40K, come listen and laugh. linktr.ee/fortythousan...

We have a GOSH DARNED LOGO (courtesy of pod member Rosa). Everyone say thank you Rosa! Just in time for our new episode tomorrow where we're talking gosh darned RULES.

Whoop de Loop, our SECOND EPISODE is out now. We did it! We made a sequel! Come here us talk lore - or more accurately try to talk about lore. linktr.ee/fortythousan...

We did it! We overcame the basic hurdle that is "doing more than one episode". It's recorded, edited, and ready for public outing tomorrow at 6am (UK time).

EPISODE ONE IS OUT. Episode One: What Even Is Warhammer 40K? (because I published it early by accident) Go listen wherever your pods live. Enjoy it, tell us it's good, that whole thing. linktr.ee/fortythousan...

New account for a new shiny pod COMING SOON. (like tomorrow.) Warhammer 40K for absolute beginner level understanders. FIRST POD EPISODE DROPS Thurs Jul. 24, 6am UK time (GMT+1) Look out for Forty Thousand Hurts