Mike
@mikeynolikey.bsky.social
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Citizen of the Cosmos. SF Giants Fan. Indigenous Creature/GenX Sweetheart
I did my part today by not buying anything from anywhere for anyone nobody’s getting shit!
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Bell Biv Defoe
15 days ago
R.I.P to the iconic Jellybean Johnson 🕊️
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They scared her into resigning didn’t they? Oh well what goes around comes around.
15 days ago
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Seems like karma only exists for us good folk. Them creeps just keeping creeping and no punishment from the universe. They even get rewarded, it’s gross.
26 days ago
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No Halloween candy this year, they can grab a handful of acorns from the yard if they want to.
about 1 month ago
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Timeline break. I have a cat named Wanda whose nickname is little mama but now it’s morphed into mommy. When I go outside at night I use my goofy voice and say mommy where are you. Hopefully that scares the neighbors.
5 months ago
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I can’t believe we share the same planet as those god damn dumb cult member shitheads.
5 months ago
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Those 1,000 year floods seem to happen more than a few times a year.
5 months ago
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Timeline cleanse. One time in 1986 we went out of town with grandma but we had to rush back home so she didn’t miss her favorite show The Golden Girls. Gram was kind of Rose Nylund type hehe.
5 months ago
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I’ve blocked so many trolls on here in the last few days it almost felt like twitter/x. (gross)
6 months ago
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There were just too many bad characters waiting and willing to do Dump’s bidding.
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Zane Gray sez!
6 months ago
Good doggie
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I’m enjoying all the footage of the no kings rally day and I’m really enjoying the footage of his failed birthday party.
6 months ago
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If anyone deserves to have the worst birthday ever it’s him.
6 months ago
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You ever hear about chimpanzees when they attack? They pull the entire face off without hesitation. I can just imagine….oh never mind. Stay safe y’all.
6 months ago
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They had to hide my great grandmother when she was a little girl every time gov officials came around. Eventually they got her and sent her far away from home to a religious boarding school to kill the native part of her. It didn’t work. Some things never change.
6 months ago
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I was led to believe as a kid in the 80’s that the future would be super cool. This isn’t what I’d call cool, this sucks.
6 months ago
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Spent forty minutes trying to coax a kitten out from under the car and got all sweaty and dirty. Also finally saw that Starlink thing fly over NorCal, it looked neat and god I hate Elon.
6 months ago
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I bet Fetterman hasn’t changed his clothes in about a year. All around he’s just a gross person.
6 months ago
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I don’t how Elon got that black eye but I’m pretty he cried when it happened.
6 months ago
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I was just watching fail videos and just as a reminder, please stay off of horses if you’re as big as one. Kinda abusive y’all.
6 months ago
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Another year of not being invited to any weddings or graduations and I consider that a blessing.
6 months ago
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Making a cd compilation with soul music from 1965-75 was the best thing I did so far this week. Oh and rescuing a kitten too. I still prefer the compact disc format for music. Ain’t old.
6 months ago
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As a kid I loved the warm sunshine days but now as an adult I react to the sun like a vampire would.
6 months ago
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Outside feeding the cats in the middle of the night and I see red lights on the trees. I was certain that they (aliens) had finally come for me but it was just a silent fire truck passing by. Damn.
7 months ago
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My night owl schedule allows me to do yard work at night and I went crazy out there. I was like mommie dearest in the rose garden except here it’s blackberries. Remember that scene? Anyway good exercise.
8 months ago
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Every holiday is celebrated by having some type of candy around. That’s the part I like.
8 months ago
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We’re probably gonna have to start boiling all of our food like they did in the old days.
8 months ago
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While taking the garbage bin to the curb I saw one of my cats on the roof and when I told him to get down from there he started cuddling the power lines! He came down the minute I called him a stupid asshole. Good thing I’m not a parent.
8 months ago
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LoL at the rich people playing around in a billionaire’s toy in space and expecting the rest of us to praise them. I love that the opposite happened.
8 months ago
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That was the satisfaction we needed!
#SFGiants
8 months ago
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The idiots surrounding him shouldn’t have taught him the word tariff. He’s obsessed with it now like that birth certificate bullshit.
8 months ago
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In the 90’s my cousin found a cassette he had from the early 80’s when he recorded who he thought was my cousin singing when a man loves a woman but it was me singing. I never did tell him haha. Kid had some soul back then. Haha
8 months ago
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Well at least now we know that time travel doesn’t exist otherwise someone would’ve taken care of things to prevent current events. Also they could’ve told me to cut my mullet hair off back in the day. Shit.
8 months ago
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Adam Parkhomenko
8 months ago
People are taking things into their own hands
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didn’t wanna spoil Buster’s birthday or opening day. Thanks Giants that was excellent.
8 months ago
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Nobody in chat gate will get in trouble. The fix is in.
9 months ago
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It doesn’t make me a bad person just because I rooted for Carrie White. I wish I had her abilities.
9 months ago
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I’m actually looking forward to
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baseball this season. It’ll be a nice distraction from all the shit of the world. (as long as they play good)
9 months ago
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Sorry to announce my cat is probably agoraphobic. I tried to take her outside on this very warm day and she spazzed out. I guess pets do end up taking after their humans.
9 months ago
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It was so stupid on Election Day when several kaboom threats were made and the media was all don’t worry it’s just those pesky Russians at it again. In my mind that election shouldn’t count. But then again I live by a freeway and perhaps all the auto exhaust is killing my brain.
9 months ago
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I’d mail a box of cat turds to the DC address but it’s probably considered a heinous crime by those crybabies.
9 months ago
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I hoped that by this point in my life I’d be mellow with a peaceful state of mind but nah, I haven’t been more filled with rage before in my life. This planet bites!
9 months ago
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They’re destroying evidence inside those exploding rockets aren’t they? Haha just the way my mind works, straight to the dirty underhanded criminal behavior place.
9 months ago
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Someday when it finally happens and he’s no longer a threat I want the song All Over The World (by E.L.O) to be the anthem of that day.
9 months ago
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Well on the positive side my sugar free cookies were on sale for once. Yeah they taste like sand but it’s better than having nothing but air for dessert.
9 months ago
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Might be a good idea to keep a bucket of rocks in your car and by the front door of your home. They could come in pretty handy if the situation calls for it.
9 months ago
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