Mike
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Citizen of the Cosmos. SF Giants Fan. Indigenous Creature/GenX Sweetheart
Timeline break. I have a cat named Wanda whose nickname is little mama but now it’s morphed into mommy. When I go outside at night I use my goofy voice and say mommy where are you. Hopefully that scares the neighbors.
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I can’t believe we share the same planet as those god damn dumb cult member shitheads.
9 months ago
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Those 1,000 year floods seem to happen more than a few times a year.
9 months ago
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Timeline cleanse. One time in 1986 we went out of town with grandma but we had to rush back home so she didn’t miss her favorite show The Golden Girls. Gram was kind of Rose Nylund type hehe.
9 months ago
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I’ve blocked so many trolls on here in the last few days it almost felt like twitter/x. (gross)
9 months ago
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There were just too many bad characters waiting and willing to do Dump’s bidding.
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Zane Gray sez!
9 months ago
Good doggie
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I’m enjoying all the footage of the no kings rally day and I’m really enjoying the footage of his failed birthday party.
9 months ago
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If anyone deserves to have the worst birthday ever it’s him.
9 months ago
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I was led to believe as a kid in the 80’s that the future would be super cool. This isn’t what I’d call cool, this sucks.
10 months ago
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Spent forty minutes trying to coax a kitten out from under the car and got all sweaty and dirty. Also finally saw that Starlink thing fly over NorCal, it looked neat and god I hate Elon.
10 months ago
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I bet Fetterman hasn’t changed his clothes in about a year. All around he’s just a gross person.
10 months ago
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I was just watching fail videos and just as a reminder, please stay off of horses if you’re as big as one. Kinda abusive y’all.
10 months ago
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Making a cd compilation with soul music from 1965-75 was the best thing I did so far this week. Oh and rescuing a kitten too. I still prefer the compact disc format for music. Ain’t old.
10 months ago
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Outside feeding the cats in the middle of the night and I see red lights on the trees. I was certain that they (aliens) had finally come for me but it was just a silent fire truck passing by. Damn.
10 months ago
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My night owl schedule allows me to do yard work at night and I went crazy out there. I was like mommie dearest in the rose garden except here it’s blackberries. Remember that scene? Anyway good exercise.
11 months ago
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Every holiday is celebrated by having some type of candy around. That’s the part I like.
11 months ago
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We’re probably gonna have to start boiling all of our food like they did in the old days.
11 months ago
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While taking the garbage bin to the curb I saw one of my cats on the roof and when I told him to get down from there he started cuddling the power lines! He came down the minute I called him a stupid asshole. Good thing I’m not a parent.
11 months ago
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LoL at the rich people playing around in a billionaire’s toy in space and expecting the rest of us to praise them. I love that the opposite happened.
11 months ago
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The idiots surrounding him shouldn’t have taught him the word tariff. He’s obsessed with it now like that birth certificate bullshit.
12 months ago
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In the 90’s my cousin found a cassette he had from the early 80’s when he recorded who he thought was my cousin singing when a man loves a woman but it was me singing. I never did tell him haha. Kid had some soul back then. Haha
12 months ago
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Well at least now we know that time travel doesn’t exist otherwise someone would’ve taken care of things to prevent current events. Also they could’ve told me to cut my mullet hair off back in the day. Shit.
12 months ago
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Adam Parkhomenko
12 months ago
People are taking things into their own hands
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didn’t wanna spoil Buster’s birthday or opening day. Thanks Giants that was excellent.
12 months ago
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Nobody in chat gate will get in trouble. The fix is in.
12 months ago
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Sorry to announce my cat is probably agoraphobic. I tried to take her outside on this very warm day and she spazzed out. I guess pets do end up taking after their humans.
12 months ago
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It was so stupid on Election Day when several kaboom threats were made and the media was all don’t worry it’s just those pesky Russians at it again. In my mind that election shouldn’t count. But then again I live by a freeway and perhaps all the auto exhaust is killing my brain.
12 months ago
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I’d mail a box of cat turds to the DC address but it’s probably considered a heinous crime by those crybabies.
12 months ago
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I hoped that by this point in my life I’d be mellow with a peaceful state of mind but nah, I haven’t been more filled with rage before in my life. This planet bites!
about 1 year ago
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They’re destroying evidence inside those exploding rockets aren’t they? Haha just the way my mind works, straight to the dirty underhanded criminal behavior place.
about 1 year ago
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Someday when it finally happens and he’s no longer a threat I want the song All Over The World (by E.L.O) to be the anthem of that day.
about 1 year ago
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Well on the positive side my sugar free cookies were on sale for once. Yeah they taste like sand but it’s better than having nothing but air for dessert.
about 1 year ago
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Might be a good idea to keep a bucket of rocks in your car and by the front door of your home. They could come in pretty handy if the situation calls for it.
about 1 year ago
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Weird to be digging a grave at this hour but it’s all done. One of the stray cats I’ve fed for the last four years died. He was a sweet cat with one foot missing since birth. His name is Footsie.
about 1 year ago
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The year 2000 seems like it was just a few days ago. Damn we’ve been through a lot in the last 25 years. We should’ve never started keeping track of time.
about 1 year ago
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It’s not good for my health to look at him let alone listen to it speak so tonight I did plenty of chores. Cat litter boxes are clean and mine is too. (The bathroom I’ve cleaned my bathroom)
about 1 year ago
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I’m not mentioning any names but they always have the most punchable faces. (Especially when they’re grinning)
about 1 year ago
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I hate it when dumb people speak quickly to try and hide how dumb they are. I also hate it when their name is JD.
about 1 year ago
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If there’s a dark cover shadow government now is the time to remove this clown from office. Maybe they don’t even exist or maybe they support what he’s doing.
about 1 year ago
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This administration isn’t very good for our cortisol levels.
about 1 year ago
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Once the media gave credence to the Obama birth certificate bullshit story it was over. Racists were only too happy to throw their support behind him. Now we’re stuck with a mad king.
about 1 year ago
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Those asshole billionaires could’ve just enjoyed their lavish lifestyles and left everyone else the hell alone but no, they had to infiltrate the government to make sure that the regular folks would suffer. Sickening.
about 1 year ago
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Just watched some fight scenes from the movie Kill Bill and I really want a samurai sword. I got me an idea.
about 1 year ago
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No time machine for us yet so we’ll have to settle for music to take us back.
about 1 year ago
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Brian Tyler Cohen
about 1 year ago
Yosemite National Park workers hang distress flag to protest Trump and Musk coming for their jobs.
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So now he wants executive authority over the postal service. That’ll go very well for him during the midterms.
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