first half of this fic: gentle, melancholy introspection on devotion, longing and pining for someone you can't have, but would die for in a heartbeat second half of this fic: fellas is it gay to think about your vice captain when you're trying to jerk it to a girl. fellas. is it gay.

pulls clown wig on...i'm so sorry...i might have to write this though.............[kicks 4 unfinished skzr drafts sitting in my folder under the carpet] [hides 5 other unwritten skzr ideas under a pile of laundry] [god i'm embarrassing and Yet]

Me: Bansai's a rockstar they all do tantric sex and stuff right Me: what even is tantric sex anyway Wikipedia:

rting the sakazura porn here too because I Can and I Will 🙏🙏 坂桂ファンは、美味しい食べ物がもらってください！

rephrasing it better cause it keeps happening: don't follow me if you have "proship dni" in your bio, we will not get along

takagin works so well because i feel like takasugi often ends up being the object of worship for those who are into him (bansai, matako) but he would not think himself worthy of worship. meanwhile gintoki barely respects him let alone worships him and that is unfortunately devastatingly hot to him.

it's genuinely fascinating to me that sougo/nobume is so slept on because they have insane horny murdersexual chemistry from the moment they meet

found nsfw skzr art in the wild on the Other Site and hooted and hollered and cheered and howled at the moon and shoved dirt into my open mouth...it's the first time I've ever encountered nsfw art for them in the wild

In the interests of not always posting about the same fucking thing: I don't really go in for Sougo/Kagura (I'm a Sougo/Nobume truther) but I do think Sougo should witness Nobume & Kagura fighting one time and get an uncontrollable boner about it

フォロワーさんの性癖を描く ①銀高×攻め媚薬 ▽リンク先🔞 poipiku.com/1424732/1126...

フォロワーさんの性癖を描く ②銀高×拘束（緊縛） 攻めが公式で嫁の事「俺束縛するタイプだから結婚したら縛るよ」って明言してるんだから縛らないわけがないのよ（？） ⬇️🔞 poipiku.com/1424732/1127...

is that 10 million yen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

Found these in my phone screenshot folder and I'm sure there must have been a reason I took them..........

"Zurako-chan, Table 1's guest is waiting for you" #銀魂 #坂桂 #sakazura

putting my skzr stuff here out of the way...need to figure out the shading on this one and not entirely convinced by the palette either but at least i made some progress

or she fucks sugar daddy sakamoto so that he sends her more money for joui activities (he would have done it anyway)--

i do sometimes feel that fandom is missing a trick in not leaning into the very obvious canon fact that Zura is as much of a horny loser as Gintoki and Sakamoto. in fact he's probably *more* of a loser because he's so weird and repressed about it

Some people are tiny suns and some are tiny moons and they spin and spin around each other in the sky. It may take a while for them to meet but when they do they make such a pretty sight. An eclipse can be a meeting of lips, a merging of souls; so different but so alike.

anyway have some very sketchy and half-baked takagin

i have to write and draw more porn

all the people qrt'ing this with their blorbos (valid and good)...and none of them know who I was thinking of when I posted it lol

🤔

i do lowkey enjoy sakamutsu but i think they'd ultimately only be able to work as 'crewmates with a mutual attraction who sometimes fuck recreationally' because if mutsu were in any kind of relationship with sakamoto he'd drive her absolutely batshit insane

love bros jerking off next to each other just for fun and then they lean a little closer to each other (as friends) (just for fun) and then somehow they have their hands on each other’s thighs and maybe suddenly they’re kissing (as best bros) (for fun) and jerking each other off

when you post like a pervert you lose those who are lost but gain those who are enlightened by the forces of toxic yaoi

they found the broom closet anyway

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In order to reach world peace we need more porn where we can see the top’s face and instead of looking smug they look overwhelmed and desperate 🥴

I'm supposed to be thinking up sfw pitches for a zine but my head is empty except for this 😔

#3nenzgumi I've all but resigned myself to sakazura never interacting in this show but the little bit of me still living in desperate, foolish hope wants sooo bad for Sakamoto not to realise this is Zura in drag & for him to try to hit on the pretty lady

Lrp much to consider

give me very loud tops who can’t stop expressing how good they’re feeling how tight and warm it is how they’re gonna cum how much they wanna fill the other up and just won’t shut up for a single second all moans and whimpers and panting and being expressive and so so so needy

When they were spit-bukkakeing Sakamoto one of them should've done the decent thing and spat in his mouth

Don't ask me to explain but this is Zura

Also can I just say. Sakamoto where have you been hiding those tits. The suspenders are like lingerie I'm 😳😳

Absolutely stellar Ginpachi-sensei episode for enjoyers of men's asses, god fucking bless

I won’t tell you I love you but there will be signs (I’ll say something silly just to make you laugh)

There’s a type of affection born from years of knowing someone so well you can tell what they need from a look. The casual comfort of a hand on your back or fingers patting down a stray hair, flicking your chin in a practiced tease. Knowing what to give and doing it with ease.

To say someone’s name just because you miss them and you like the way it tastes on your tongue (and other tiny clues of love)

You were talking and I was listening, I swear, but my mind got a little lost in thoughts of you. Like the way your mouth moves and how it would feel against mine if I were brave enough to try to steal a kiss or two.

while i'm here: i'm convinced roy mustang eats pussy like a starving man at a buffet

Gintoki isn't really my type so admittedly I don't think about him all that much in horny terms but I do think he'd give absolutely spectacular tit jobs

Somewhere along the line I tripped over you and my heart fell on your lap and ever since then I have not been able hold eye contact for longer than three heartbeats without giving my feelings away.

I want to write a slow, sloppy, adoring blowjob. idk why. but I do

How on earth did Zura figure out he was into ntr anyway

bansai opening up a message from takasugi in public only to realise too late that he's sending nudes

FatBallsYT is literally such a gintoki username it pisses me off

i just read a fun ghg nurse role play fic and then i see this, i love when the universe assembles these little gifts for me