before being a freak and a pervert I am a real lover and romantic! but mostly a freak and a pervert

eat out tops, give them head, finger them, suck their tits, spank them, pull their hair. Just because they’re a top, that doesn’t mean they don’t get anything BUT penetrative sex. Let them have fun too

im sorry tsukishima, i got so distracted by ur tits that i messed up ur face. anyway happy birthday groomer 🙏

Posting this here because I don't want to come across as antagonistic when I do mostly agree with the overall point but. Although I think it's rude af to comment on art with demands to turn it into fic, I don't think I agree that writing fic inspired by art = treating art as fodder for fic

an important thing to remember is that just because a character has a lot of sex, it does not necessarily follow that they are good at it

when you want to c*mmission someone for nsfw art but it involves thinking of a pose and stuff and that's a level of exposure that makes me want to melt through the floor and into the void

I've been considering getting rid of this acct and starting a lower key one where I can still post horny bullshit but also talk about irl stuff...not venting so much as things I don't want lots of eyes on. I could repurpose this one I guess but there are already too many eyes 🥲

some drawing advice that is very serious

god bless a sub top who whines and pleads and cries and begs for it. god bless forreal

that said it is also fun to consider zura being mildly pettily jealous in this particular scenario...'i said i was fine with you occasionally sleeping with other people, not having another regular partner' 'yeah but when she wears her hair in that side ponytail it reminds me of you :3'

Tbh as much as I do subscribe wholeheartedly to skzr long distance long term relationship I also think they would not overly care about sexual exclusivity. Zura has an NTR kink & probably employs seduction as an espionage tactic, and Sakamoto just really likes fucking. They'd work with that imo

mista 😌🙏

tops who are pathetic and smitten and needy and not in control at all 👍

sakamoto

Zura trans headcanons: you do you of course but personally I just think it's more interesting if he's a cis guy with a crossdressing fetish. sometimes drag is just performance. Yamazaki trans headcanons: oestrogen could save him

my brain is a defective machine that turns random posts into sakazura

It's fascinating to watch people pop up in your notes who've previously reblogged your art but this time only left a like. Was it too overtly shippy this time? Was it just not very good? Please take this survey I need to know what I got wrong so I can do better next time

the fun thing about Sakamoto being 1) a slut 2) entirely chill about his partners' sexual history and 3) the guy with (somehow) the most game out of the Joui 4 is that he can casually point out to Zura all the times he could've got laid and didn't because he's too fucking stupid to realise it

hasegin, god

"Zurako-chan, Table 1's guest is waiting for you" #銀魂 #坂桂 #sakazura

There's my sincerely-held sakazura headcanons, and then there's the version where a gender-swapped and very curious Zura calls Sakamoto up during the dekobokko arc because he's the only trustworthy man he knows that has definitely had sex with a woman before

first half of this fic: gentle, melancholy introspection on devotion, longing and pining for someone you can't have, but would die for in a heartbeat second half of this fic: fellas is it gay to think about your vice captain when you're trying to jerk it to a girl. fellas. is it gay.

pulls clown wig on...i'm so sorry...i might have to write this though.............[kicks 4 unfinished skzr drafts sitting in my folder under the carpet] [hides 5 other unwritten skzr ideas under a pile of laundry] [god i'm embarrassing and Yet]

Me: Bansai's a rockstar they all do tantric sex and stuff right Me: what even is tantric sex anyway Wikipedia:

rting the sakazura porn here too because I Can and I Will 🙏🙏 坂桂ファンは、美味しい食べ物がもらってください！

rephrasing it better cause it keeps happening: don't follow me if you have "proship dni" in your bio, we will not get along

takagin works so well because i feel like takasugi often ends up being the object of worship for those who are into him (bansai, matako) but he would not think himself worthy of worship. meanwhile gintoki barely respects him let alone worships him and that is unfortunately devastatingly hot to him.

it's genuinely fascinating to me that sougo/nobume is so slept on because they have insane horny murdersexual chemistry from the moment they meet

found nsfw skzr art in the wild on the Other Site and hooted and hollered and cheered and howled at the moon and shoved dirt into my open mouth...it's the first time I've ever encountered nsfw art for them in the wild

In the interests of not always posting about the same fucking thing: I don't really go in for Sougo/Kagura (I'm a Sougo/Nobume truther) but I do think Sougo should witness Nobume & Kagura fighting one time and get an uncontrollable boner about it

フォロワーさんの性癖を描く ①銀高×攻め媚薬 ▽リンク先🔞 poipiku.com/1424732/1126...

フォロワーさんの性癖を描く ②銀高×拘束（緊縛） 攻めが公式で嫁の事「俺束縛するタイプだから結婚したら縛るよ」って明言してるんだから縛らないわけがないのよ（？） ⬇️🔞 poipiku.com/1424732/1127...

is that 10 million yen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

Found these in my phone screenshot folder and I'm sure there must have been a reason I took them..........

"Zurako-chan, Table 1's guest is waiting for you" #銀魂 #坂桂 #sakazura

putting my skzr stuff here out of the way...need to figure out the shading on this one and not entirely convinced by the palette either but at least i made some progress

or she fucks sugar daddy sakamoto so that he sends her more money for joui activities (he would have done it anyway)--

i do sometimes feel that fandom is missing a trick in not leaning into the very obvious canon fact that Zura is as much of a horny loser as Gintoki and Sakamoto. in fact he's probably *more* of a loser because he's so weird and repressed about it

Some people are tiny suns and some are tiny moons and they spin and spin around each other in the sky. It may take a while for them to meet but when they do they make such a pretty sight. An eclipse can be a meeting of lips, a merging of souls; so different but so alike.

anyway have some very sketchy and half-baked takagin

i have to write and draw more porn

all the people qrt'ing this with their blorbos (valid and good)...and none of them know who I was thinking of when I posted it lol

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i do lowkey enjoy sakamutsu but i think they'd ultimately only be able to work as 'crewmates with a mutual attraction who sometimes fuck recreationally' because if mutsu were in any kind of relationship with sakamoto he'd drive her absolutely batshit insane

love bros jerking off next to each other just for fun and then they lean a little closer to each other (as friends) (just for fun) and then somehow they have their hands on each other’s thighs and maybe suddenly they’re kissing (as best bros) (for fun) and jerking each other off

when you post like a pervert you lose those who are lost but gain those who are enlightened by the forces of toxic yaoi

they found the broom closet anyway

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