Merry Christmas to everyone who enjoys drag as a traditional part of their holiday celebrations! #nutcrackerballet

Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown… Merry Christmas, everyone.

www.everettpatterson.com?p=1835 Merry Christmas everyone

I rarely go to church, but I go with my parents to their Christmas Eve Eve service. They hand out candy canes, and I play a game called How Many Candy Canes Can I Eat And/Or Hide in My Pockets? This year I ate 3 and walked away with 4 more. Anyone else have odd holiday traditions?

My neighbor’s chocolate lab is “helping” the repairman, and the repairman is being a really good sport about his new snoopervisor

Having introvert friends is great because even if you make plans by accident you can always be all "hey I checked the forecast and it's supposed to be really late out tonight" and then they'll be like "yeah you shouldn't be out in weather like that" and then nobody has to leave their blanket cocoons

It’s #FOFriday! My niblings are too little to be on socials, so I can post these with no worries. I made them each a Pokémon for Christmas! (I made the starters last year.) #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourcrochet #christmascrochet

Otter goes undercover….

It’s #WIPWednesday! The body of the sweater is all done! And I think I figured out how to decrease in the stitch pattern, so I can have tapered sleeves. I’m hoping to finish before New Year’s (not like I’ll wear it then; I’m a pajamas for NYE kinda gal) #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourcrochet

I haven’t danced in decades, but whenever I watch a ballet, I come away with such sore feet. Because I’m unconsciously pointing my toes with every dancer’s movements

In the version of The Nutcracker that I just watched on PBS, when the Nutcracker goes down in the fight with the Mouse King, instead of throwing a shoe, Clara just grabs a fucking sword and finishes the job herself. 10/10, no notes

NCAA volleyball has been crazy today! Both underdog teams with unexpected wins in super exciting games! Let’s gooooooo! #EveryoneWatchesWomensSports

Ahmed Al Ahmed, an unarmed Muslim man, ran toward danger at Bondi Beach and stopped a massacre. In his courage we see the power of community. Honour the victims, uplift the heroes, fight antisemitism and Islamophobia, and refuse to let hate define us.

Pro: I got to wear my Polar Vortex sweater today Con: I needed to wear my Polar Vortex sweater today Damn, it’s cold #crochetsky #crochetaway

It’s #WIPWednesday! We’re getting there! I love the way the pale pink looks with the navy blue. It is also insanely cold where I live, so it’s going to be a long time before I can ever wear this sweater 🤣 #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourknits #showmeyourcrochet

It’s #FOFriday! It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!! I made it with leftover yarn from my fluffy sweater. #totoro #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourcrochet #showmeyourknits

It’s #WIPWednesday! Ok so, the navy and pink lace sweater has been taken out of the timeout corner, and I figured out how to properly split for the sleeves and still have it fit me, lol. #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourknits #showmeyourcrochet

It’s #WIPWednesday! I had leftover yarn from my gray sweater, so I’m making a Totoro amigurumi and a C2C lap blanket. #itssofluffy #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourcrochet

The last time I visited the niblings, I was reading an Ursula Vernon MG book with pictures in it. They were very confused that this time I was reading an adult book with no pictures. Oldest nibling (6yo): “I’m just going to see how it ends” & flips through it, pretending to read. #booksky

The sunset from Wednesday, while driving out to my brother & SIL’s

Whenever I visit, middle nibling (3yo) often expresses concern for my sleeping alone in the spare room. On different visits, he’s left me baby dolls, stuffed animals, and his collection of mini frisbee discs. This time he tucked 2 footballs into my bed to keep me company. I love this little dude

Pure skill 🤯 Abby Roque with a between-the-legs goal!

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Stacey and Poulin sitting in the penalty box together. Can you imagine the conversation? “Hey hon, want to walk the dog with me when we get home?” “Sounds good. Let’s get Chinese for dinner after.” #PWHL #MontrealVictoire

A performance worthy of the moment 🏆 Your 2025 NWSL Championship MVP, Rose Lavelle!

The Bruninha stepover ✅ The Rose Lavelle rocket 🚀 The Gotham celly 🔥 #NWSLChampionship | Google Pixel

BIG TIME PLAYER IN A BIG TIME MOMENT. ROSE LAVELLE GETS GOTHAM UP 1-0! #NWSLChampionship | Google Pixel

Me, happy as a clam, sitting on my couch, eating takeout, watching both #PWHL and #NWSL on a Saturday night #everyonewatcheswomenssports

There’s no #WIPWednesday this week. I spent my free afternoon working and reworking the lace sweater at the split for the sleeves, only to realize I did it wrong. So it’s in the time out corner. It knows what it did. 🤣 #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourcrochet #knitsky #showmeyourknits

Jaedyn Shaw's strike from the sideline😉 Presented by Google Pixel

O. M. Goodness! Way to go, Gotham!!! 🩵🖤

It’s #FOFriday .. on a Saturday! I forgot to take pictures yesterday. Anywho, this is a gloriously warm and cozy sweater; it’s practically a blanket with sleeves. I love it so much. Definitely fit for polar vortex weather this winter. #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourcrochet #knitsky

It’s #WIPWednesday! I’m using up stash yarn for a top-down lacy sweater. I don’t think I have enough yarn, so I’m going to work a stripe of a coordinating color across the body. This yarn is navy blue, so I’m thinking blush pink or sky blue. #crochetsky #crochetaway #showmeyourcrochet #knitsky

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.

Oh. My. Gosh!!! Go Gotham!! 🩵🖤

Sweet. I’m really looking forward to this season 💚🩵 🧡💙

There are large groups of high school students (with adult supervision) walking around my town and raking up neighbors’ leaves. There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for. 🧡

It’s #WIPWednesday! It’s looking like a sweater now! Still needs a border and a collar, but it is sooo fluffy #crochetaway #crochetsky #knitsky #showmeyourcrochet #showmeyourknits

gods, this looks so much nicer after blocking. #FOFriday #crochetsky #knitsky #crochetaway #showmeyourknits #showmeyourcrochet

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

It’s #WIPWednesday! Here’s a sweater in 3 parts. Now, on to the sleeves! #crochetsky #knitsky #crochetaway#showmeyourknits #showmeyourcrochet

Went trick-or-tricking with my niblings. Wore a fluffy Winnie-the-Pooh onesie. Middle nibling (3.5 yo) admired how fluffy it was when my back was turned & started petting what he could reach. “Why are you petting my backside?” *in awe* “It’s so fluffy.” Damn, I can’t argue with that. #shitkidssay

It’s #AceWeek! Hi, I’m Jenni, I’m aroace, and I make fun things with yarn! #asexualpride #aceawareness #aceart #crochetsky

It’s #WIPWednesday! It’s part of the back of a super fluffy chenille cardigan. (Cue sound clip of Agnes screaming, “it’s so fluffy, I’m going to die!” #crochetsky #knitsky #crochetaway #showmeyourknits #showmeyourcrochet

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

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A rainy night, a fluffy blanket, and Studio Ghibli 💕 #SpiritedAway

I played yarn chicken and I won!! 😆 #crochetsky #knitsky #crochetaway #showmeyourknits #showmeyourcrochet

It’s #FOFriday! Here’s a lovely möbius scarf, crocheted in yarn I bought while on vacation last month. It’s a beautifully soft cotton in bright bold colors. #crochetsky #knitsky #crochetaway #showmeyourknits #showmeyourcrochet