Is "academic eloping" a real thing? If so I'd absolutely do it if given the opportunity.

Idk man, i think this wave of mid to late 20 somethings realizing their childhoods were shaped by p*do*hilic men, post 9/11 tech surveillance, and nationalism as we're currently witnessing the worst of these things come to light is one hell of a saturn return experience

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

A fool, a magician, and a high priestess walk into a queer bar called The Empress. The owner is the bouncer and everyone calls him Daddy.

"Mercury in microbraids" actually has some astrological archetype merit to it It's a semi-niche inside internet meme poking harmless fun at astrology (a mercurial practice) that also involves a temporary style that requires attention to detail, dexterity, and multitasking to put in and take out

Nothing is more classic Merciry rx than the office coffee machine breaking down creating more drama than one may expect.

First art show in 3 years let's GOOOOO

Malefics in my social houses and and getting peer pressured into being physically active

Well it wouldn't be a 6th house Pluto station without a little injury from the gym

Mercury square Pluto has been everything pop astrologers accuse Mercury retrograde of being 😵‍💫

Careful where you argue, the spirits of the night may be listening (its me, im the spirit of the night. Its 3am they're loud and im nosy)

What people think being an intuitive artist is: the veil is thin, the cards and stars speak to me. I must create lest this energy be wasted What its actually like: how many ways can I say "fuck the government, free the people" with these weird shapes, glyphs, and animals?

Bro, 2025 has taught me that no matter how hard I try I could never be more sacrilegious than an American Christian. I be doing it for the bit and as a unique way of confronting my past. This is their actual unironic theology summed up in a photo

Trines are easy flow between planets. The signs that share the same element have all the same fundamental traits.

Saturn is so fucking nice to me sometimes, man 😭😭😭😭

The first Wednesday after a Mercury station 😫

Another Venus/Jupiter boon is discovering that dumping oreos into black coffee is an elite morning snack

Even though this transit is being overhyped, it's nice that my cat got a little Venus/Jupiter conjunction boon. I spilled some dry food while I was refilling her feeder, so she got an extra serving along with her regularly scheduled feeding

I shouldn't have to consider getting rid of my Chromebook to be able to use software that'll help me track heliacal rising stars, dammit 😭😫

Growing up i thought I'd never have a fulfilling relationship with water. So many factors of Black beauty standards for young girls have instilled the idea of water being the element you need to avoid to maintain your beauty

Telling my friend "I'm the kind of person who will pay extra if that means I do less work" was peak Venus in Taurus of me 😅

One does not evoke their out of sect malefic for assistance without some energetic consequences. It was 100% worth it for me, but now I feel like im recovering from Adderall withdrawals

Lol. Lmao 🐰

May all my friends find solace in talking to old queer people in these trying times

Sharing this from my IG story because it feels extremely relevant. Featured is my latest finished art piece, Jester of Omens

Happy new moon. My newest hidden enemy is the mf squash borers that infested the whole damn garden. Pray for us that we caught them early enough 😫

It really doesn't get more Mercury retrograde in Leo than a CEO getting caught cheating via a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert

I was at a munch earlier and described myself as "im not the daily horoscope kind of astrologer, I'm the 'so this is what they were studying in Baghdad in 13-whatever-the-fuck' kind of astrologer"

The fact that I never win raffles except for this one time where I didn't know I entered one and it was from a local kink collective is why I think my cosmic "yes" coming from queer BDSM communities. I just have no idea what to do about it right now 😅

I don't have boobs anymore 💁🏾

Hi professional astro threads! I really want to use the astrology tools I've built over the years to serve people who otherwise can't access a good, well learned, grounded astrologer and diviner. However, doing things for free or for trade all the time will put me in spiritual and financial debt.

this isn't a prediction based on astrology exactly, but based on my keen Black ass observation. If Musk actually goes forward with making a well funded 3rd party, he's going to court a lot more democrats than the base is comfortable with admitting

Started this during the Venus/Uranus conjunction. Finished it when Uranus moved into Gemini ❤️‍🔥

Venus/Uranus approves this painting in progress

Uranus in Gemini is going to innovate short distance transportation. Just you wait

Tonight's tab reminded me why I prefer queer bars 😭

Happy pride ft Aries' booty

I have gay'd too close to the sun and now must rest before I gay again

If I had a nickle for every trans woman who asked me to buy them panties in a non-sexual mutual aid context, I'd have two two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice in the same month Happy pride 🌈

I've been doing neurodivergent witch shit for so long it feels like every day reality so it didn't occur to me that it's not normal to have a random spider as your smoking buddy for a week

Well now that I have a planet in my 12th house, let me share some examples of the "hidden enemies" I've dealt with during these transits to make the 12th house more realistic and less fear based. - pollen (my current enemy) - covid - my unconscious eating habits - mold i didn't know was there

Being a mage that's also pretty well versed in astro magic is funny cuz sometimes planets that become angular for me will just start "talking" to me out of nowhere. Mars threw a hissy fit about how theres no space for it in my home, so he now lives in my car. Guess whose AC hasn't been working 🥲

Can't believe it took me until this morning to realize morning star Venus is probably why I've been waking up at the asscrack of dawn for weeks

What in the whole entire shit, I think my voice just dropped again

Having the realization that I'm like three illustrations away from making a full tarot-esc suit is really cool. I dont think I'll ever make a full deck, but my Omen series would make a nice short oracle deck

I really hope that this supreme court ruling about allowing bans on trans kids from accessing gender affirming care opens up a larger conversation about how children don't really have rights in this country

Bless Venus for waking me up right before her hour as she was rising. She encouraged me to take this time to plan my shit for the upcoming week and now I'm feeling READY💜

Ever since my roomate said I like theater kid music I can't unhear it. I really never grew out of my theater kid phase havent I? Just got edgier with it 😅

Nothing makes you feel more connected to the land like eating from the land 🥰🍃