Ooh, so close... 😔 #GlitchSPANKR #indiegame

More treats on the way for GlitchSPANKR 🎃✨ We’ve been brewing new content and polishing features, and yep… full controller support is in the works! #GlitchSPANKR #indiegame #FallAesthetic

50+ Steam review milestone SPANKED! Free Steam Key Giveaway! Fill out our google form to enter! forms.gle/ocKnbU2zwaVP... #glitchspankr #Giveaway #indiegame

Thanks, we hope you like it! We actually just got an 84 on Metacritic, what the spank?!

GlitchSPANKR Launch Trailer! We also updated the FREE demo on Steam! Spank some stuff here! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #glitchspankr #comedygaming #gaming #funnygame #indiegame

We'd love to watch when you do!

The comedy-driven narrative adventure game GLITCHSPANKR has been released for PC entertainment-factor.blogspot.com/2025/10/glit... #games #videogames #gaming #pcgames #pcgaming #indiegame #indiegames #glitchspankr #comedy #adventure @theclassifiedx.com @theblacklantern.bsky.social

Thanks so much for playing! We loved watching your playthrough as you found the deeper layers of the game!

Streaming #GlitchSPANKR (developed by @theclassifiedx.com, published by @theblacklantern.bsky.social) tonight! Now I know everyone is all about spooky games this season, but it's good to mix it up with some good weird stuff like this. Thanks to @streamersconnected.bsky.social for the review key :D

🔥NEW #narrative #adventure #indiegame OUT TODAY! 🕹️ #GlitchSPANKR by @theclassifiedx.com 🔗Steam | store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #indiegames #videogames #gaming

Expect both tricks and treats in this week's indies: Oct 15 - BALL x PIT (@kennysun.com) Oct 15 - GlitchSPANKR (@theclassifiedx.com) Oct 16 - The Cabin Factory (@internationalcat.bsky.social) Oct 17 - Away From Home (@squishedy.bsky.social) And more: the-indie-in-former.com/2025/09/25/2...

A demo is available for GlitchSPANKR by Mahelyk & @theclassifiedx.com! Crash into a corrupted ’90s game, wield a wiggly “spank stick,” and spank, spare or smooch a virus in a chaotic, branching narrative! www.weloveeverygame.... #demo #videogames #steam #gaming #pcgaming

We gave our 5 year old a shot at texturing our in-game dog model. The results? Unhinged. Inspired. Unreasonably cute. Might be canon now. 🐶👀 GlitchSPANKR – coming October 15, 2025 #IndieDev #SteamGame #RETROGAMING #indiegame

Can YOU defeat the BIG BOOTY BOSS? GlitchSPANKR releases Oct 15th! Wishlist it now, and try the free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #screenshotsaturday #glitchspankr #indiegame

#ScreenshotSaturday Protect Spunk from hoards of the undead in an escort mission! If they crave brains, they're about to be severely disappointed! #GlitchSPANKR #Zombies #Gaming

We're excited to announce, the incredibly talented Nathan Barnatt (Dad, Neutral, Milford, Keith Apicary, and more) voices the mysterious Luthereon in GlitchSpankr! #GlitchSpankr #IndieGaming #NathanBarnatt

For a game full of goofs and wild shenanigans, it sure does have a lot of spookems! Discover the dark side of GlitchSpankr in the full release! Coming soon! #glitchspankr #indiegame #horror #horrorgaming

Yes, this is EXACTLY how it feels to play our game. Unless to you choose to be friends with the toilet, or fall in love. You do you. #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #GameDev

GlitchSPANKR by @theclassifiedx.com was an interesting game. For whatever reason it just didn't grab my attention AT FIRST. As you get more and more into it you realize how much love and passion was obviously put into the game. I will try it again sometime store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...

I got caught cheating!🫣

What would YOU do if you saw a golden SPANKR hand glowing like this? 👀

These hands were made for slappin'! 🧤 👉Wishlist "GlitchSPANKR" on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #indiegamedev #indiegame

We're so excited and thankful to @yogscast for selecting GlitchSPANKR to be part of their Tiny Teams Steam event! They're going to stream the game at 3 EST, in about an hour! twitch.tv/yogscast Try the demo too! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...

For a silly comedy game about spanking a computer virus, GlitchSPANKR has a pretty epic ending we're working on! #gaming #glitchspankr #indiedev #screenshotsaturday

We keep hearing how surprised people are with how much content we have in our demo. Well, the full game has so, so much more! #gaming #gameplay #gamedev #glitchspankr #streamer

Awesome News, IndieCritical wrote an article about GlitchSPANKR! Read the post here: indiecritical.com/glitchspankr... We love seeing others enjoy the 90s references, wacky minigames and secrets! Try the demo! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #gaming #indiedev #gamingnews #review

Even silly games have to have a bunch of horror levels, right? Well ours does. #gaming #horrorgaming #gamedev #glitchspankr #streamer

We're excited to see how you like it!

You asked for more Lil Jams. We gave you TEN. Wishlist GlitchSPANKR so you can collect them ALL! Each Lil Jam unlocks a song you can play at your customizable home base! #gaming #cozygames #gamingmemes #GlitchSPANKR

It's not the size of a man's... dagger. It's how you USE it. #gaming #adventuregame #gamingmemes #GlitchSPANKR

👉 You can spank a virus??? You CAN. And you SHOULD. Save your mom's Big Booty Slapper 6 game! 💻 GlitchSPANKR, Wishlist it before your game is destroyed! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #steamgame

Spunk the Virus gets slapped so hard he unlocks his inner anime protagonist. Play the demo for #SteamNextFest now! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #glitchSPANKR #indiedev #indiegamedev #90s

THE VIRUS IS LOOSE! Our filthy, cursed baby #GlitchSPANKR is LIVE in #SteamNextFest ! Spank, smooch, or spare the virus before it eats your childhood. 👉 store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #IndieGame #NextFest2025 #90sGaming

Remember when every 90's game had a sewer level? We cranked up the danger, the goo, and the grossness! What are your favorite sewer levels from the 90's? Let us know in the comments! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame

GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. 🔴📺 youtu.be/XaeO0kOAQYU #comedy | #indiegamed | @theclassifiedx.com

GlitchSPANKR is packed with 80s and 90s nostalgia. CRT TV's, neon lights, VHS tapes, and those dreamlike carpet patterns we wish would make a comeback! What classic 90s chaos should we add next? Pogs? Tamagotchis? Let us know! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame

@theclassifiedx.bsky.social We got a dunk tank, a shooting gallery, and a test your strength game. What else should we add to our cursed carnival? #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame

There’s a rat in the maze. He looks like Spunk. He talks like a wizard. I got scared and confused so I spanked him. #glitchSPANKR #indiedev #indiegamedev #90s

Spunk wants your art. No, like, he’s demanding it. Loudly. 👁️ Just slap his angry little eyes on anything. 🍌 Banana? 🗑️ Trash can? 🙃 Your ex’s yearbook photo? Submit in Discord or email: [email protected] Entries go inside the game. Forever. #GlitchSPANKR #ShowYourSpunk #FanArt #IndieGame

Spunk wants your cursed fan art. 👁️ Slap his angry little eyes on something. Anything. 🍌 Banana? 🗑️ Trash can? 💀 Your mom? Then send it in via Discord or email: [email protected] 🎮 Best entries go into GlitchSPANKR forever. #GlitchSPANKR #ShowYourSpunk #FanArt #FunnyGame

What's this? An awesome show!?! Make sure to tune in, you might even see us in there! #indiegamedev #GlitchSPANKR

48 indies. 75 minutes. The Six One Indie Showcase returns May 22nd 📺 Catch it on our YouTube and Twitch channels, plus official co-streams with IGN and GameSpot. Expect world premieres, showcase debuts, and so much more. It’s almost showtime: www.sixoneindie.com/showcase

You ever obliterate a school gym with one charged spank? ✋ Charge it. 💥 Boom it. 🧠 Regret nothing. #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #SteamWishlist #SpankNuke

Lil Huny? Dead. The Friend Sign? Tenderly petted while the song dies like Lil Huny did. Spunk’s world doesn’t just glitch — it hurts. What am I even making anymore #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #SteamWishlist #FriendOrFoe #CursedShorts

“Come on… just a little smack on me crack.” The virus wanted romance. The jazz was smooth. You spanked him anyway. 💘 Welcome to GlitchSPANKR. Wishlist now before it gets weirder. #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #SteamWishlist #RomanticGaming #Gamedev

You ever wake up in a room full of Floppy disks, bootleg CDs, and a possessed Furby, uh, I mean Murdy? (for copyright) That’s not a memory — that’s the start of our game. GlitchSPANKR is pure 90s chaos. Wishlist on Steam now: bit.ly/Steam_BlueSky #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #90sGaming #Gamedev

@theclassifiedx.bsky.social 🐾 New update: Pet Care WIP! They're… doing great? Well, they're doing something. Meow. Bork. Glitch. Poop. Hairball. 💻 GlitchSPANKR – Wishlist now on Steam before the cats become self-aware (again) #GlitchSPANKR #GameDev #PetLevel #FunnyGame

"You really don’t have a heart, do you?" Spunk’s been spanked into oblivion, and now he’s having… feelings. ✋ Watch the montage. Feel bad. Or don’t. store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...

@theclassifiedx.bsky.social The Show Your Spunk contest winners have been chosen. Their art was fire. Literally. 🔥 Spunk’s fan art museum now contains beauty… and screams. #GlitchSPANKR #FanArtContest #IndieGameDev

We gave the virus self-defense lessons. He failed. You pushed him through a wall with a rubber hand. Now he’s free and somehow it’s your fault. #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #BugOrFeature