Yay I go to move boxes and come back to my room to find my switch 2 lying on the floor facedown and covered and scratches And of course I'm not allowed to be annoyed about it smh

Thank god I'm gonna be done moving on monday my entire body hurts even my moobs... I didn't think it was possible for my juicy jugs to hurt so much

And thar he blows! Both his load, and his team’s competitive rank.

Playing any sort of team game with Luca is basically giving your team a nerf. He’ll usually disappear in the middle of the match for a quick goon sesh. A comm by the wonderful @/kindbun.bsky.social

Playing any sort of team game with Luca is basically giving your team a nerf. He’ll usually disappear in the middle of the match for a quick goon sesh. A comm by the wonderful @/kindbun.bsky.social

"Good news and bad news, B3ar. Good news: I'm in and y'geeked 'em 'fore the alarms went off. The bad news: you fragged the Spider's 'ware so now we're stuck here for at least the next two hours to decrypt all this drek." ----- And congrats to the second raffle winner @tuffin.bsky.social !

First post so people can see im an art acc, heres a chocobooooo

I want another Fire Emblem game like Genealogy where the child units take over the latter half of the game that's what awakening should have did fuck it even have one of the kids be the avatar (that you can actually fucking customize not just changing the name)

I'm pregnant and roadhog is the father

Dons shipping but I’m shipping my sona with your sona’s grandpa. And he’s preggers.

Three houses single handedly ruining Fire Emblem we hate to see it

I think if your cut you should just grow back your foreskin with sheer force of will and like unleashing your chakras and stuff

YCH COMM FOR @tuffin.bsky.social!!!!!

Thinking about the iconic queen of fates Camilla and how her VA sounded like a really horny grandma you’d see on one of those ads that use your city name

As an observer from across the pond... Lol, lmao even

will this affect the nintendo direct

People who are for freedom of expression online when it comes to NSFW have to realize the problematic kinks have to be apart of that unfortunately. People who do like those kinks you find problematic shouldn't be your job to worry about, so much so that it consumes your every thought.

I miss her... I miss living like an old lady with my besties @tyhna.bsky.social

Only like 4 days left of my trip to Sweden but its so beautiful, I'm gonna miss it so much

I think a lot of people need to learn you don't need to have or take a moral high-ground to like... Not fuck with something Like okay you don't like um idk vore that doesn't mean you have to be like “Umm... That is literally cannibalism this is DISGUSTING you should feel BAD guys get them!!!”

Crazy to think that the girls that used to talk about bishies and yaoi now play FF14 as male viera and miqos and throw up when they see a HR3 in the syncshell

counterargument for anyone that thinks love and peace aren't real lucozade alert cherry blast

If they do a B/W remake idc what it looks like or how it plays idgaf but there NEEDS to be a bonus mode where you can knock up Drayden for perfect IV pokemon

Shout out to Trevor Kalos’ bob I never thought such bob levels were possible

If XMA changes my search options back to the default one more time I'm gonna kill myself I'M NOT LOOKING FOR BLEACHED.COM ACCESSORIES I'M TRYING TO FIND FUNNY FORTNITE DANCES GODDAMMIT

catgirls always lookin at me... Like what you've never seen a sexilicious diva before?

We’re just innocent men

Kinda wanna feel the rain on my skin rn really in a living life with arms right open mood tbh

Well I missed 100, but 150 is just as nice! Thanks to every one of you who decided to follow this bear, I really do appreciate it! Like the photo said, I'll be hosting a raffle to have a photo of your choice taken with or without yours truly. I'll be announcing the winner on the 6th and DM them.

god this thesis is so cruel I wonder what wrote it

getting lost in the fog at silent hill but it's actually Pyramid Head's thick steaming cockmusk

If any of my friends were suffering from something curable with conjurer magicks and some Gridanian hoe was like "Oh but the elements will them to die actually." I'd shoot them with a gun FUCK GRIDANIANS AND FUCK THE ELEMENTALS!!!

Getting irrationally upset remembering how they killed all the style Brendan had in RSE for ORAS...

I got that zoloft pussy thick juicy and by god am I having heat flushes

'em 2 together. (Luca, Palmer Bell) Adobe Animate Animation (Gif) Gift for @tuffin.bsky.social

Sorry guys it was actually my screenshots Yoshi-P was looking at and he decided I was too sexy for mere mortals eyes

8.X Villain Asciana Grande who tries to steal peoples men and lick pastries without buying them

Ough I need more art of Luca so bad... I'm scanning for fat bitch YCHs

making a deltarune au swap game where literally everything is the same only there's a messily inserted subplot of my sona Luca getting Asgore pregnant

Wait everyone's pointing fingers at each other this is fun I wanna do it I uhhh blame... The chick that made the lovense ad in ff14. It's HER fault Mare's dead.

FFXIV's 9/11, damn

Does anyone want to set the City Trial time limit to thirty minutes and drive around pretending we're both single mom neighbors in a big city that have a difficult but charged history as we ram our cars into each other at high speeds

tbh remembering how much fun city run is makes the fact that smash run didn't come back in ultimate

If adeleine isn't in kirby air riders im gonna od on ket

Pharaoh pursuing Moses:

playing pokemon unite got me feeling so straight I'm kind of a straggot like that

Living in furrykink city must be crazy like damn my fav barista got vored now who is going to make my hazelnut mocha nah sorry I cant come into the office today a macrofur literally fucked my apartment building his cock destroyed the stairs im stuck here

If I was a pokémon trainer i'd so be like "Omg my Urshifu, Pangoro, Slaking and Snorlax got me preggers AGAIN" lol

Me when literally any version of Twister from twewy comes on there’s not a single bad one

Am I really creating a local FFXI server to save paying £9 to reactivate my sub? Yeah