Happy birthday to me... Officially entering my MILF era

She knows I cored out her husband's bussy... And she supports it, what a diva

it's my birthday in two days so can we pleaseee do another january 6th tomorrow cuz it looked so fun even if it was absolutely terrible we have a good reason to do it now ig so why not we can even run around with pride flags and honestly whatever flags you want i'll be waving the bear pride flag

You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post. So make or post whatever you want.

If I was a pe teacher I’d be really slutty and would have a musclegut and all the jocks could breed my pussy AND I’d let the scene and queer kids sit on the grass and pick flowers and they can walk the cross country if they wanted

God I hope we get a super robot wars game with a roster as good as Z3 again... Preferably without getting tied down plotwise by sequel shenanigans so series like Gurren Lagann get to shine from the beginning instead of only adapting the second half

thinking about those three russian animated divas in the headscarves absolutely fuckin breakin it down

Genuinely hoping whichever way it happens as soon as he's out of office he's tried and sentenced for war crimes fuck it give him the death penalty cuz is he not the definition of a terrorist?

oh hell no where the fuck did trade leave me

Happy goon year sluts! lets serve pussy and cvnt in 2026 as well

I remember this every so often and I start cracking up

the persona anniversary page made me giggle

Teamcraft always lying about the amount of aethersand my retainers have don't piss me off

I killed Savage Omega and won my slut status... God I love men

Alright which one of you bred my grandpa stupid I was gone for an hour only to come back to him squatting in a cowprint bikini ahegaoing and flashing peace signs covered in cum!!!! HE'S 75 HE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS SHIT

sometimes I still think about #her

Lowkey missing the old gen style of MonHun language, in Wilds the ENG vas make it sound like simlish I prefered it being a weird mix of japanese and french with a little bit of english and chinese in there too

Merry Christmas everyone I love you all almost as I love fat old men and Malibu and lime Pepsi

Fujoshi found out I was fat and tried to hit me with her car :( can we please cancel her

The new dancer glam is so pussy... So many crafter sets eat so hard

I just know if I enter a party finder to see a miqo girl in the unglamoured crafted gear she's gonna be an absolute nightmare

I'm sorry monster hunter GU this armour piece is called WHAT

need a big six foot or taller musclegut bear bf who'll snuggle me while i watch magic knight rayearth please and thank you

Square Enix I'm begging you please add blitzball to ff14 as a PVP mode where we can make our own teams I wanna be the star player of the Grandpa Gushers

"People often name new species they discover after themselves. I guess this animal expert wants to remain anonymous."

As excited I am for my Ayn Thor coming next month I also feel the dread of Retroarch looming over me i fucking hate retroarch

Me flirting with a lumberjack: Wow, you're just like minecraft in real life...

Every face 3 Au ra guy I've met has either been a edgy creep or a fujo that don't play about her ships

when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to actually :(

Finally...

PVP series level 23... I'm almost there...

I wish Dr. Roberta Bobby was my general pratictioner she would hook me up with whatever I need

Idk why I do this to myself every year I stayed up till 4am for this??? Fun games don’t exist anymore it’s all movies and trying to replicate movies and trick people into wasting money with gacha

I swear if the game awards this year has even one celebrity brought up on stage as part of a game dev's speech I'm gonna scream

rubicon sparkling mango is so fucking gooood thats what my pussy squirt would taste like i think

mindset

Honestly a pair of huge Toxtricity brothers who're total cockwhores would be great pokesonas... Amped form who's big and beefy and Lowkey who's large n' fat...

grinding CC is hell but at least I look pretty 🩷

if i was in little mix the lyrics would be like take a sip of my secret potion, i'll make you grow a womb

Him...

If they make another TWEWY game they should set it in America or something the texas reaper game would go crazy

babe come play PSO with me we can have different section ids so we can hunt items together babe

Just a bust I made for @tuffin.bsky.social Gotta show 'em off

does anyone actually enjoy the stupid tornado crystaline conflict map