A short poem about getting out of bed: No.

I may have misheard the title.

Getting mythology wrong is one of my Achilles larynx's.

Over the years I've learned that people don't like to hold hands in public. Especially if they don't know me.

Well, thanks to another misunderstanding I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.

It had to be done, please forgive me, Son of Oak... #SonOfOak #LegendInTheMist

So my call of cthulhu gaslight era character died last night after travelling 3 days into the past using a scarab ring magic item. I wrote a finale for him, as his last words were "Alfred...Telegram...Magpie." #CallOfCthulhu

We should encourage the use of the phrase "This is a waste of my medication" at work meetings.

I was going to share some wisdom from Ranma 1/2 but I refuse to panda to the masses.

Hello. My name is Jay and I may be addicted to Noted Aromas 5ml tester bottles as I've just ordered my 20th.

Chat-up lines that don't work: #43 "Hey, did you fall from heaven? Cos' it looks like you hit everything on the way down." (Apologies, I'm in a very 1970's mood today. Normal service will resume once we figure out what "normal" is.)

More Doomsong paraphernalia in preparation for the LHMUU campaign. #CaesarInk #Doomsong

In my mind, Cobra Mode make some of the best miniatures on the web. #CobraMode

One of these days I'll have to watch the Princess Bride.

Okay. Today i had a notification on Facebook about a reply to one of my posts. Here's the thing. This post, which is an advert, I haven't posted. It also doesn't appear on my feed. I only know about it due to there being a notification on Facebook about it. I'll use messenger but FB I'm done.

The more I read Lord Have Mercy Upon Us, the more I admire the work that has been layered into Doomsong. #DoomsongRpg #CaesarInk

Time for some quality entertainment as Murderbot would say.

The delivery has arrived for the next game I'm running. #Doomsong #CaesarInk

Its 04:35 and three very loud trains rolled past my windows over the last 10 minutes waking me. May all those involved in the scheduling decision have an itchy bum for the next three weeks.

Its with a lot of Sadness that Lu, the star of my last video, has passed away. He had been in his final molt for a couple of months and it's a fitting tribute that he brought laughter to so many people before his end. Here is Lu-Tze's final performance.

Prety sure the UK government is sponsored by NordVPN

Warning. Scenes of a violent nature in an unprovoked attack. #BudwingMantis

Note: Takopi's Original Sin is not a lighthearted comedy.

I'm currently reading through Coriolis the Great Dark and I really think that using the same initiative system as Dragonbane is a really good move. #FreeLeague #CoriolisTheGreatDark #Coriolis

Even though I was expecting the ending, Murderbot still made me very emotional. #Murderbot

Dr Who... Ha ha ha ha haha haaaaaa.

Today I played in the Troika setting Long Shot City and had great fun playing Spider Hawk, an immortal hawk with the powers of a spider and a perchant for stealing hotdog carts 🌭

I'm enjoying reading Doomsong #Doomsong

I'd forgotten that this existed... youtu.be/n0s7Nk60CqY?...

I took that character test thingy. My top score was Mozzie from White Collar however I've never seen it. I did score next Doctor Horrible, April Ludgate, Oswald Copperpot and Willy Wonka. All of which i can live with. The Joker & The Wizard of Oz were there 2. openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

It's time for these out of the blue jokes about dishwasher tablets to finish.

Murderbot is every bit as funny as I'd hoped. It's similar to the books but also radically different in some respects, none that make it a worse offering.

576 Hours and I have 1 achievement to unlock... Why yes, I do use my time productively #Magicraft

Two deliveries today.

Today I was going to clean under my freezer. But I decided I shouldn't stoop so low.

So I'm at the pub and it's absolutely crazy. Some fella just got his junk pierced in front of everyone. Also, it turns out that I'm still no good at darts.

Springtails under x3 zoom that I've just moved into an 18ltr Really Useful Box ready for Isopods to join them.

Apocalypse Hotel is the best show i have watched this year.

IDK Amazon... it looks a bit dangerous.

I believe SNL called it MAGDA MAKE AMERICA GREAT DEPRESSION AGAIN

Ran my first session of Legend in the Mist and the players absolutely loved it.

You know, isn't it strange that "going to bed early" was a threat when you were a child, and once you're past the age of 44 it's considered a luxury.