The fact dogs die pretty much disproves the notion that God is real.

The UK and the EU needs to immediately halt any and all intelligence sharing with the US until Trump is removed from power. The US should be expelled from the UN, and sanctions should be brought against it. Trump is a criminal. His administration is corrupt. There must be consequences.

It literally didn't "invent" any of these.

Citizen Kane is a bag of shit. So naturally, a bunch of film-wankers are gushing over it because it was on TV, and they're read just enough to be influenced by everyone who said it was a masterpiece, rather than actually realising that it isn't.

stop saying Maduro was "captured": a country's leader has been kidnapped. The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.

Horrible news: Sarah Fisher, animal welfare advocate and dog expert (and Anthony Stewart Head's partner) has died. Really sad stuff. He's going to be fucking devastated. She was only 61.

Genius idea.

Me: "I don't think I have ADHD" Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment" Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"

"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit". He'll be missed.

Why does Peter Thiel look like the resurrection spell failed the first three times?

Starmer better not cave to Trump's demands on chlorinated chicken. We have food standards in the country for a reason. And not ending up looking like Trump is one of them.

Massive nostalgia for the first movie. It really is cozy.

Cut Star Trek scenes: jizzmopper duty in the holodeck.

Literally most of the planet. By a huge margin. Only 0.94% or the world's population voted for him.... because he's American, and most of the world isn't.

Let's hope it ends the same way.

Why does RFK Jr look like he would if he had his own Spitting Image Puppet?

Trump as been pushing this since his first term. He ~wants~ people to kill in his name and be able to distance himself from it so he's not seen as responsible. He's been doing it for a decade. Every time he posts like this, he wants his cult to respond and kill his critics. Disgusting shitbag.

Horrific news about Rob Reiner and his wife. The timeline truly is utterly fucked. we are living through the darkest times I can remember right now.

If there's really a war on christmas, then christmas won, and just keeps doing follow-up strikes on the survivors every year from October to January.

"The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of fucking stupid idiots" :- Antonio Gramsci, after time travelling to 2025.

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

it turns out there are no "good" billionaires.

Unions don't exist to "usher in communism". They're there to stop your corporate overlords deciding that, one day, they'll be able to harvest your organs if you don't hit quotas.

As always, it's that time of year where we have to think about those poor celebrities who are going to die just after this year's In Memoriam VTs are edited together. If only you'd have died a month ago.

Has anyone noticed that Trump and his entire fanbase are colossal pieces of shit?

It's German, it means "The, Trump, The".

Trump: I aced a cognitive test. No other President has ever even taken one of these. Us: Yeah, because none of the others have needed to, you dumb ratfuck bastard.

Let's all start saying that Trump isn't strong or brave enough to personally order a second strike to kill survivors. His ego is so fragile and pathetic he may lump at the chance to incriminate himself.

To all Trump followers, subordinates, and particularly ALL members of the US military: See how Trump is throwing Admiral Bradley under the bus? Do ya think Trump actually gives a damn?! That's exactly what will happen to you. Do not follow unconstitutional or illegal orders!

Playtesting the new TTRPG highlighted some issues, so I've been addressing those. The importance of playtesting cannot be overstated.

Trump just can't be Not-Weird, can he? More and more he's sound like my Nan. She fell into dementia and it was horrific. And she didn't even have the military of a world super-power at her finger-tips. He needs to be gone. For the sake of the fucking planet, remove him from office.

If it's the Eggars film, it'll be using some wanky pretentious filter, camera or some other gimmick to disguise the fact it's not really that good.

He's a gross, noisy Piggy. Quiet down, Piggy.

Pretty sure Trump has circus mirrors installed in the white house so when he looks at himself naked he sees a physique like Jack LaLanne.

Sure, Trump has nothing to hide... now. Sham Blondie has already hidden it for him.

Biggest Gaming Cock-Up of the Year: Bethesda's FO4 Anniversary Edition. Biggest Gaming Cock-Up of last year: Bethesda's FO4 Next-Gen Update. Biggest Gaming Cock-Up of 2023: Bethesda's Redfall. Biggest Gaming Cock-Up of 2023 Runner Up: Bethesda's Starfield. There's a pattern emerging... #ResignTodd

I'm guessing Trump's pet DoJ are now very familiar with the Find/Replace function of word processing applications now. Pretty sure they're even typing Trump/Clinton in their sleep. We know he's in the files, even if they're removed him from all of them. The world isn't that stupid.

#Fallout #bethesda Todd Howard and Emil Pagliarulo should resign over this whole clusterf*ck. They don't respect the fans, they don't listen to the players, they think we're just a cash-cow. Bethesda forgets, they need us to have jobs. Without them, we'll just play something else.

@bethesdastudios.com needs to apologise to the fans for the sheer shitshow of the Fallout 4 anniversary edition. Heads need to roll, and it should be high-ups, not the rank & file. People need to be refunded for the shakedown, and the pricing should be more realistic. FIX THE FKN GAME YOU BROKE!

Bethesda should have the Fallout franchise taken away from them. they hold players in contempt and try and convince us we're the problem. Without us, they all lose their jobs. Fallout should be given to CDPR, because they care about the players.

*BREAKING* Donald Trump pardons fellow pedophile Rudy Giuliani; up next, fellow pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell.

#Bethesda Typical fucking bethesda AGAIN!

Buy these. They are excellent.

This is genius. My executive dysfunction makes making a decision really difficult.

Greg Bovino. Greg Bovine. He's a cow cosplaying as a N*zi. We're all onto him. Moo moo moo.

Crusty Gnome likes to kill-puppies and tear-gas children. Do your homework and eat your vegetables, kids, or the Crusty Gnome will come and get you. #KristyNoemGassesChildren

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but Donald Trump is a fucking moron.

No, Todd. Just fix your fuck-ups, stop trying to milk every penny from the fans, learn how to cross-market legacy games, or better yet, fucking resign and let CDPR take over the franchise.