olive oil: the lotion of the kitchen

poor people need to stop fucking with other poor people — someone phish Elon

This was SUCH a fun game to play! We love swinging spells with the local homies 💜🥳

Y’all are coming over to our backyard to play magic with us, right? 🥹 👉👈

IRL “It’s a feature not a bug”: Not knowing how to measure it and making enough pasta to feed legions, then calling it meal prep

What an absolute BANGER of a game 🤌🍕🐢⚔️

Oh my god, it really DOES feel that way

hiiiiiiiii

I had the opportunity to help create 5 new basic land cards (like this Island) that will be sold on Arena in June to raise money to protect Rainforests and Barrier Reefs! Each card is inspired by some of the Magic found in our natural world. Read more here: magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-...

Calling it now: more laughs than murders

It’s been awhhhile

Cheese fries and wine got the girlies feeling fiiiine @ursarahtonin.bsky.social

The tsa agent didn’t find this funny 🙃

Ready for @nrgseries.bsky.social at Indy PopCon! Stop by for all your token needs.

What a journey!! I love art so much ☺️

Would it be against the House Rules to bring a cube with me on Big Brother? It just seems like the perfect environment to play a boatload of magic and you know the politicking would be diabolical

3OH!3 is literally just a little bit more serious version of Lonely Island [complimentary]

Okay but the My Little Pony secret lairs look WONDERFUL — those lands are absolutely delicious and the regular lair has cards I would actually use 👏🙌🤌✨

Is it concerning to anyone else that there aren’t any capital numbers? I don’t even know what that would even mean, but I feel like it’s missing

Heyyyyy gamers~ Album release day! Space Girl Story out now on Bandcamp. Thank you all so much for the support and encouragement to get me to this point. Couldn't have done it without you 😘 djspacegirl.bandcamp.com/album/space-...

🦾 today WILL be a good day 🦾 this week WILL be a good week 🦾 this life WILL be a good life

Another video that’s too cool for Bluesky! Go check this DragonShield ad out — it was an amazing group effort and we were really able to bring Sarah’s vision to life!! www.instagram.com/reel/DXE-opx...

Do yourself a favor and add Sarah to your team!!

We’ve missed you so much!!

this is what I mean when I say I’m getting cross-faded

I've had this meme sent to me countless times, so I finally just painted it.

Constant Comment tea and carrot cake is a perfectly balanced breakfast 😌

HYPE ✨ HYPE ✨ HYPE ✨ HYPE

urban farming

If you’ve been looking for something to replace this Game Changer or you just want to add more ramp to a white deck, this video will help! #MTG #Commander #EDH (Posting again for the weekend crowd)

I’m telling my future children that this is the holy trinity

💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵💜

✨normalize asking people on magic dates✨

“I could sleep, I could sleep, I could sleep” - Band of Horses

Hiiiiiii

Redefining “Success” is going to change a lot of things in my life and I’m so so stoked about it 💜

It’s the morning and we’re on the couch, you know what that means!

Good morning, sweet gal pals 💜

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii 💜

Goooood morning, GirlPod 🩵🌞💜 It’s Monday and we’re so excited to start the week off with you! ✨grab your coffee and get in here✨ twitch.tv/girlpodmtg

Wheeeeee we’re so back baby!!!!

This is the proper amount of cheesecake dip per single scooby snack

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I catch 1 (one) feeling and my instagram algorithm turns from F1 and masked men into love poems and red string of fate text posts

This series is a wonderful tool and is being so thoughtfully created, I am so proud of all the amazing things Sarah is doing for this community!!

So proud of her hard work and so excited to sling some spicy spells soon!!!

I’m a ✨dynamic lady✨

Thank you to all of my bullies - you might have made school an awful experience but I’m *so* funny now 😌

What a ✨magical✨ adventure so far!! There are so many fun things coming at you in the future!!

I want to travel your dreamscape!