Twins fans: “Just when I thought I was back in, they push me out.”

Typo. Morgan Wallen pisses IN people’s ears, not ON them.

Jerry it’s Frank Costanza Jake’s a Nazi Twiddle returned call me back

And yet they pay Pat McAfee 98 gajilion dollars a year. Shame.

Meanwhile, in Blaine some douchebag named Derek jumped over 11 deflated footballs on the gravel road in his trailer park.

When Target Field opened in 2010, they brought back a uniform similar to this one and wore it regularly for a few years and then stopped for some unknown reason. Bring it back for good, not just one game!

The people of Florida and Louisiana have to move, really have to move to get out of the path of this storm. They don’t want it to come around here anymore. Anymore.

“Sir, they jammed Ass Handed.”

Ended up just under 40 minutes…

Here’s a thought for every man who tries to understand what’s in his hands:

Usha gave birth.

That motherfucker wanted to be in the picture with the Spanish team….

Well, that was fun. See you in four years, soccer.

What did the players do during this extended half time? Got a full 8 hours of sleep, finished their college degrees, and solved the conflict in Iran. Thank you, FIFA.

Stephen Miller fucking HATED that halftime show.

The growth and advancement in women’s athletics over the last several years has been great to see. Higher quality play, better players, more viewers etc. That advancement has sadly not made it to this 18U girls softball tournament in Morris.

Phish Summer 2026 = Grateful Dead Spring 1990?

I don’t trust anyone named Tristan. Every Tristan I’ve ever met has been a giant pain in the ass.

After talking about it for a couple years, finally made it to Milk & Honey Ciders in St. Joseph for a show (Thomas Sticha/Erik Koskinen co-bill). My goodness, what a gorgeous setting. It’s about 70 minutes from Minneapolis. Worth the drive. Get here early and come hungry. Food setup is legit too.

Mondale would go on to win the 1984 Presidential election in Minnesota. No word on how he fared in the other 49 states and I see no reason to look it up.

Current get in prices on StubHub: Championship: $9656 Third Place Game: $612 $612 is still too much…

My guy Hillbilly Jim is constantly pushing Gary Stewart. Nice to see others hop on the bandwagon. Dude crushes.

Even when the Twins pen doesn’t totally suck it’s more 2002 Eddie Guardado than 2006 Joe Nathan.

Add a 15 minute Character Zero and a 15 minute Sample in a Jar to the list, both in set one. When was the last time Phish has had this much interesting jamming in set one?

Alan Rosen challenging a strike call.

Television executive purchases cable access show and exploits it.

Vibes to any Twins fans who left the smoky haze of the Twin Cities to follow the smoky haze to Wrigley Field.

This Phish tour has thus far been the closest they’ve been to the Baker’s Dozen, jam wise, since the Bakers Dozen. It’s the first time since then where all bets are off for what they might go long on. Gumbo Wedge Theme Bouncing Oblivion Sigma Oasis Cities Not exactly your classic jam vehicles.

The Breadwinner I went knowing it was bad but wanting to see HOW bad. Worse than I ever could have imagine.

Enough of that crippling air. Time to return to crippling heat.

Just saw my first back to school ad…on July 16th.

Saw The Odyssey.

Props to the pale, pudgy guy at Mall of America in the filthy “Gym, Tan, Laundry” shirt. Your work here is done.

Returning from Iowa to the Twin Cities today:

Ken Goldfish

Two songs in and I can already go home happy.

Whoever thought DJ mixes of classic songs by the likes of Charley Pride and Elvis Presley was a good idea for preshow music at a Tyler Childers show should have their head examined.

Mini Casey’s inside an arena? Don’t mind if I do. (I’d honestly be pissed if an arena called Casey’s Center didn’t have this) Do I need pizza? No Will I be getting a slice between Wednesday and Tyler Childers’ sets?Absolutely

I wonder what happened to that number 11 guy…

Runza needs to add “It’s a Nebraska Thing!” to its signage.

A billboard on Hennepin Avenue informs me that one of the hosts of the KS95 morning show is named “Crisco”.

I hope those that watched enjoyed the all-star game. I was down in Jordan seeing the Jordan Brewers beat the Shakopee Coyotes 5-2 in just a hair under 2 hours. If there’s a better atmosphere to see a baseball game at than the Mini Met, I’m not sure what it is. I just can’t get enough of it. Bucolic.

Going to a Tyler Childers show in Des Moines tomorrow night. I wonder if I can get an advanced copy of Thursday’s Strib? I could read it when it’s still current news!

Gail Daughtry’s Celebrity Sex Pass will win zero awards but is an absolute hoot and you should see it immediately.

St. Louis’ only redeeming quality:

Are we sure Haley Stevens isn’t a character from I Think You Should Leave?

There’s ample reason to hate Lindsey Graham and his sister but anyone whining about her appointment to fill his senate seat needs to look at some readily available history. There’s a long history of relatives/spouses/etc. taking the place of dead legislators. This shouldn’t be seen as some shock.

Only one menu item Joe needs.