I feel like there's been way too much News this month [year?]. I hear all the arguments abt It's Important To Keep An Eye On The Bastards, but there's bog all I can do abt anything, & am sick of feeling constantly trolled by the powers-that-be. Am going to see if ignoring them does me any good.

Yeah, that'll distract everyone. Next up: what happened to Edgar Allan Poe on his last night.

We know damn well that's what's been happening.

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Elmo & Randy Andy have been approached for comment ... good luck with that one.

WTH?! He's now a qualified doctor?

It would be a bit hard for him to hang himself with his hands bound.

It's not just Melanie over the water, I have seen someone post a pic on Twitty of a Christmas tree festooned with St George's Cross baubles. We're not even going to get a break from this nonsense on Christmas Day.

"American-themed Christmas ornaments" from Melanie Trump.

It would be nice to have a break from the relentless "patriotic" stuff.

Politics is weird these days. From the Right I constantly see the "you Lefties" / "libtard" jibes. From the Left [allegedly my team] I get sneering "you do realise", "you must be a brain-dead sheep believing the RW media", or "how dare you criticise the Dear Leader". I guess I don't belong anywhere.

You’ve got to admire Labour supporters! They wonder haplessly into this corner of Bsky where most of the inhabitants have been actively abused by Labour and think they can win their arguments with sarcasm.……..

Ok, so I've been a Labour supporter generally for most of my life but I've been desperately concerned about their policies for a while now. I've seen a lot of labour voters shouting down any dissent ever since the election but can any #labour supporter justify this comment from Nandy?

Jeezuz maleezus, what a mess this is already. Have read that this will all become mandatory around 2028/29, abt the time of the next General Election. Expect a Labour wipeout & Nutty Nigel as the next PM. Starmer, you will never be forgiven.

Please can Tony Blair be banished to history. Am finding it truly depressing that this old vampire has got out of his coffin & is influencing things again.

Blimey, I thought I hated Tony Blair. Starmer hasn't even bothered with Cool Britannia before going full warmongering authoritarian PoS. 🤬

Tony Blair is to the Labour Party what Maggie was to the Tories for years, a tedious old ghost who kept reappearing & refusing to be exorcised.

Can we just ignore Tony fucking Blair. How about that

I see Euan Blair is the founder & CEO of a tech company. Euan Blair the son of Tony Blair. That's Tony Blair of the Tony Blair Institute. The people who are calling for a national ID.

Can only assume this Government really hates being in power, & wants to be banished to the political wilderness forever. Oh well, at least if I get sent to prison* for refusing to have one, I might finally get to see a doctor abt my arthritis. *lorks, they're gonna have 2 build a lot more prisons!

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I'm warning this bloody government right now, this will be their very own Poll Tax moment #justsaying

Oh fuck off you tonty shagging pricks

This Labour Government, every fucking day: "Remember the shit we tried last time that people really hated? Let's do that again!" We've already had PFI round 2. I'm expecting Starmer to invade Iraq any day now

I had to block a Labour-ite yesterday who objected to me criticising the Glorious Party. Am quite happy to play Whack-A-Mole block with any of them again today. The arrogant, finger-wagging little shits.

One of the very few positive things that came out of the Coalition government was that this damn nonsense was knocked on the head. But no, Labour have to go & resurrect it again. Total bastards.

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Euros. More like this please.

John Crace on form again. I don't understand how people still believe in this lying toad. Will he do the lies-on-the-side-of-the-bus routine again? I watched a clip of this interview with the sound off. The gurneying, facial contortions & eye popping was alarming.

What a silly expression to use.

Good grief, what a weird picture.

Someone who is even more bonkers than Trump: Davros, Head Of The Daleks AKA Prof Doomsday.

Stopped clocks and all that.

🌀🌧️ Super Typhoon RAGASA slams South China and Hong Kong with fierce winds and rain. Public life in Hong Kong has also largely come to a standstill. The typhoon remains extremely dangerous as it continues to move westward along the Chinese coast before slowly weakening over land.

The Royal Parks call out gobshite Farage for peddling old urban myths.

During his first presidency, I used to see a lot of jokes online abt Trump. These days I see hardly any. The clowns is now too much of a monster for that. He is grotesque.

Listening to him must be like being trapped listening to a pompous loud-mouthed old bore, & counting the minutes until you can escape from him. He is tedium personified.

Making comparisons between paracetamol and thalidomide is deeply irresponsible. But then you'd expect that from some utter brainless loudmouth who worships Trump.

Paracetamol has been around for over a 100 years. It's one of the most commonly used painkillers. This gobshite is right abt one thing tho ... he has no idea.

Why the fuck is this far-right wanker being asked about paracetamol and science? Ask about his fucking stamp duty swindle. Ask about his connections to the US far-right. Ask where his limitless funding comes from. Ask about his many, many second jobs.

Me trying 2 make sense of things today: some nonsense abt Trump being stuck on an escalator. Globals News giving us the [wholly unwanted] thoughts of Chairman Farage AGAIN. He doesn't know if Trump is right abt paracetamol, but science isn't something-or-other. Didn't catch th end of it. Don't care.

The most tedious Reply Guys of the lot are the party loyalist ones, the ones who won't tolerate any criticism of The Glorious Party or The Dear Leader. It doesn't even matter which party, they all drive me round the fricking bend.

Oh pah-lease NOT AGAIN.

I wore red to mine, with black accessories. Never regretted it for a moment.

I have to say, I look at the United States where you have a terrible president -- terrible terrible president -- and it's been so changed, so changed.

Starmer has claimed Sadiq is a friend of his. Is he going to come to his defence, or is he too afraid of upsetting crazy grandpa?

The way Trump keeps repeating his words is starting to remind me of Fred Elliott on 'Coronation Street'. "I said, I SAID ..."

Only last week this buffoon was being pampered & feted at Windsor Castle. A few days on and crazy grandpa is back to insulting us again. Thanks Starmer.

Could somebody please sedate that crazy old loon in the States. Not content today with putting out grossly irresponsible medical claims, he's also accused the London Mayor of bringing in Sharia Law, & said Climate Change is a big lie.

Banish her to where? Bouvet Island? This isn't Medieval times, the King doesn't have the power to banish anyone. He could turf her & her ex out of Royal Lodge tho. That's long overdue.

Next time Trump and his unlovely henchmen are whingeing, whining and bellyaching abt something*, we should just tell them to "tough it out". *A cast-iron certainty that this will happen very soon.