@beetlemoses.bsky.social ordered your sick merch and got it sent to my partner's mother for cheaper postage but forgot to tell her. we're spreading that Big Binky gospel one confused boomer at a time

so yeah I guess I'd have to kill indigestion, fuck congestion and marry suggestion. Sorry can you repeat the question? Job interview make me a bit nervous haha

obviously not the point but at least we can take solace in the fact this looks like a severe case of builder's bum

'they're dropping like flies!' no. name one time you've seen a fly drop. you can't.

nobody tell you that having a crisis of faith is peckish work

off hiking this week! iykyk

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ACORN members telling Haringey Council to crackdown on dangerous landlords! We hoped to speak to Cabinet Member for Housing, Sarah Williams, to ask her why Haringey Council refuse to take action against landlords who break the law and rent out dangerous properties. .....but she didn't show up. 1/3

If I find 2 hairs growing out the same follicle you know I'm not going to up their rent cos I'm not a bastard rentier

you can't just dress tony blair like that and pretend it's an entirely different man. I'm not falling for it

stickermaxxing and for what? adhesive fails amongst tough crowds 💔

my mastermind speciality round would be juxtaposition

rating every sainsbos in a 10 mile radius as 2 stars to speedrun that sweet sweet local guide status

all my homies love a massive blow to the home office

blood for the blood god? how very pedestrian

MS theoretical physics, pronouns he/they, marxist, chess elo 1800

religious graphic design is my passion (in the hopes I can avoid the MS paint lake of fire)

nahhh bro that is straight up balderdash

Bloody hell stranger things sequel seems to have a VERY different tone

it's Not OK to Touch the Top of a Cake

are we giving clairvoyant?

rigatoni soprano. is that anything

rachel reeves forcing citizens to get house building off the ground on a bank holiday 😡 bloody nanny state

who up scromiting

if the homies' collective initials don't sound like a soviet nuclear reactor you gotta find a new crowd

MEMBER DEFENCE VICTORY: All damage repaired & £5k refund for our members!  Two of our members had suffered 4 months of serious disrepair after a water pipe burst, ruining the floor and ceiling between their flats and spreading damp all over.

NATIONALISE CHEDDAR GORGE

full grown adult asked me if I'm a lawyer because I was wearing @darrencullen.bsky.social 's corporate manslaughter tshirt. love the idea lawyers go around wearing graphic tees w the crimes they prosecute/defend and some unrelated IP logos in the background

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

in today's maths lecture, we answer the question 'when does a bit become a tic?' as I salute every time someone says 'general solution', often several times a minute

all my homies chillin till the lazy susan come out

i’m sorry to hear that your mother passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that innit yeah and Glasman you know the only thing is yeah is that no one can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and i don't want to be mates wiv you alright

putting my Railcard 26-30 as my whatsapp status just to brag

LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ALMONDS FOR THIS TALENTED GAL

dick cheney never deserved our roasted cashews let alone the hand cracked walnuts

frank kafka in 1915:

hey bustah, keep drinkin those herbal teas and you'll be cruisin for a snoozin

she toot on my broad till I way

can't believe they made a whole empire out of those sofa things you put your feet on

personally i condemn all industries

being the least successful sibling? it's serving runt

Thought the cops were racially profiling a shopkeeper w a Guatemalan flag on his off license in Tottenham but they are in fact racially profiling a shopkeeper w a Spurs flag on his off license in Tottenham

🚨 Our neighbours Hane Estate Agents are behaving badly 🚨

It brings me no pleasure to report the walmart logo is just the greggs logo converted from cartesian to polar coordinates

that dominoes hedgehog ad is a GDPR issue. did he consent to his spikes being shown to the general public? get to fuck he didn't

[matt berry voice] wood green shopping citayyy

who needs feudalism when you can reap what you sow on the rented treadmill at puregym

1. kick israel out of eurovision 2. secure Jazz Emu for the UK 3. ??? 4. profit

🚨 Eric Adams announces he has let off a wither at spawn and can't handle it himself 🚨

cannot believe disney chose 'can you feel the love tonight' when awooga matata was right there