The Aristocrats is comedy’s version of House of the Rising Sun. No one knows who originally wrote either but the most famous versions are objectively the best (Gilbert Gottfried) (The Animals). Just kinda interesting to me that different forms of art can share things even as specific as that.

“I couldn’t understand anything Kendrick was saying” Ok how about you’re fucking stupid how about that

I hope Hulk Hogan gets hit by a car

Rest in Peace David Lynch, you were the mad scientist of the film industry and you will always be appreciated in our hearts

Open for VO work

“All Weird Al does is copy other people’s songs” OK????? FIRST OF ALL ITS CALLED PARODY. SECOND OF ALL FUCK YOU HES GOOD AT IT

I thought of this at work I had to #BobDylan

TRY FORCING POOR FAMILIES TO NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE HELP THEY NEED NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

Luigi Mangione entering prison

Honestly I think we should stop saying “content creator”. I’m a god damn YouTuber and I will say that with pride.

Food: also pizza Season: Summer Drink: Dr Pepper Color: blue (I haven’t seen much anime so I’m just gonna say show) Show: Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Or Better Call Saul @dillychannel.bsky.social @itsnugget0.bsky.social @lowkydoodles.bsky.social @lairrr.bsky.social @ennway.bsky.social

I am working on a script for a video about “Bridge Over Troubled Water” which is my favorite album. Even if you haven’t heard it, I’m interested in if you guys would be interested in a video like this. I still am gonna try to do it regardless, but I am curious if there is an audience for this.

I can’t believe no one told me about this. I am beyond happy to read this. My goats are making amends 🥹 amp.theguardian.com/music/2024/n...

Kielbasa is so yummy dude I'm so happy my family is Polish

Johnny Cash walked so that a whole bunch of other country artists could trip and stumble. John Denver is pretty chill too

If they ever do a Stevie Wonder biopic, I think they should strongly consider doing an audio drama instead. It would be cool if we saw Stevie’s story from his perspective, which is not at all.

What if instead of Donald Trump he was Donald Fein and he made America Fein again

I think Folk is my new favorite music genre. This year I discovered Simon & Garfunkel, Jim Croce, and Bob Dylan and that seals the deal for me.

Chappell Roan sounds like a place they have to defend in Lord of the Rings.

Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI

Bob Dylan is awesome dude holy shit

Godzilla’s so fucking cool!!!!!! He’s a big ass lizard!!!!! He’s gynaminasourous!!!!! He breathes fucking fire!!!!!!!! He’s so fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was the big fat man, and he run for the president of the United States. He beats out the Hillary Clinton and is almost impeached. Then he loses on the 2nd term to the very old man and has people storm the capital. Wait! Listen! Let me get to the punch! So he runs against the Kamala Harris…

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