Totally stressed out at a bakery and asked for monkey bread for some reason

Can you believe burglar is a real word like come on

Man Tory Fish Sticks has a real ring to it

I like to think this song is a bop youtu.be/igZAf8VRPX4?...

Thank you

Mood

Clementine from West Virginia

Hating AI is so cool and hip

No one has mentioned my big award recently. Gonna hang it above the tv so people see it more often and ask

New thing youtu.be/_l6OLjSylyU?...

They’re in a lesbian movie

Hopefully I don’t gamble away my refried beans

Does eharmony stand for electronic harmony??

Before it gets too hot out in the next couples months id really like to have mash potatoes one more time

Wondering which American city will be bombed first in the name of America First

Trying to be a little more threatening

I got called mike in an email today do you think it was trump

Clementine from West Virginia

If you’re in line for paczki…STAY IN LINE!

Really thought that was me for a sec

I got paid to make this

Hm can’t decide if we wanna build a garage this summer or flee the country! Hard to say I’m just some girl

What it’s like being an American citizen

I love Pittsburgh cause pączki day is next week

she’s just DRUNK

Just want to make it clear that I have not been named in the Epstein files

Way too many rich ugly men

I’m confident most lesbian stereotypes are true

Just know there is some dude out there wearing shorts and a hoodie outside saying he’s hot

The band is finally having a big year and everyone’s upset

Seems about right

Mama’s ready for the weekend

Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than seeing a couple of old lesbians

schools closed unexpectedly for two days, what is everybody supposed to do? take off work, lose two days’ wages because the occupying militia can’t be trusted not to murder their children?

This is my new smile I’ve been workshopping for 2026. It shows positivity, while also being realistic. It’s a socially acceptable sadness.

Can you imagine even coming close to looking like this we’d all just eat each other

This song is desicated to all dogs youtu.be/npPNMoin2xk?...

Wish I could tell my Norwegian ancestors just to stay they have no freakin CLUE what they got me into

How many times do I need to brush my teeth before going to the dentist like 10

You can tell in this vid that she’s probably closely related to birds. Very birdlike movements. Almost dinosaur like. I just watched the Jurassic Park movie I would know.

Lesbianing (verb)

Love that feeling of digging out something in my ear - wow! Big find today.

Any of you pgh folks out there say yeee yeee

As an upcoming landlord should I require my tenets to attend all of my shows?

Terrifying

My mom said me as a banana bugs her

Okay not gonna lie feeling pretty stoked about this

I wonder if when Nicki Minaj goes to France she goes by Nicki Ménage à Trois

Couldn’t sleep because I couldn’t for the life of me remember the name of the woman Jack Donaghy sets Liz Lemon up with…THOMAS!! GRETCHEN THOMAS!!

Dis bitch wanted to watch snow dogs…now I know why!!