I’m the only person in this Planet Fitness working out to Heather Nova.

Share a crush from your youth.

Okay, I’m back on Bluesky after a hiatus. Happy Sunday!

When will the New York Times come to Austin, TX to interview urban residents whose politics get determined by rural voters because of a gerrymander that split the city's Dem coalition into Republican districts? Ar ore they just interested in giving voice to Republicans?

My powers restored!

2016: The Handmaiden 2006: Marie Antoinette 1996: Bound 1986: Labyrinth 1976: Carrie 1966: Persona 1956: The King and I 1946: It’s A Wonderful Life 1936: Romeo and Juliet #filmsky 📽️

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw: Kylie Minogue Lucy Dacus Lorde Stereolab / Viagra Boys John Grant / Neko Case

Well fuck

The ren faire was super cute.

Man on man isn’t a joking matter.

Can’t wait to go to Anomaly Film Fest with @ahouseingotham.bsky.social in a couple of weeks! I’m so proud our debut short film is included in this amazing line up!

Sorry to be an MSNBC Wine Mom, but I felt inspired today at Austin's No Kings Rally

Hello, Toronto! 🇨🇦🍁

“I got a caramel cod.”

Spell your name with horror movie titles: Suspiria (1977) The Thing (1982) Evil Dead (1981) Poltergeist (1982) Hereditary (2018) Event Horizon (1997) Night of the Demons (1988)

Your favorite TNG character is you in the streets and your favorite DS9 character is you in the sheets.

Back at work again.

POV my upstairs neighbor just told me her girlfriends use generative ai to sext

Off to Atlanta for the weekend!

Pool days🍹

You should remember to either take your house key with you when you go to the mailbox. Or at least don’t lock the door behind you without one. A $640 life lesson given to you for free.

Don’t mind me. I’m just listening to the Revenge of the Nerds (1984) soundtrack.

Being at the mall in the middle of a weekday is surreal.

Reskeet the spectacles, nerds 🤓

@cloudysuit.bsky.social took a good picture of me at the beach today

NosferHOTu (2024)

I have a gym nemesis. He only seems interested in cardio, listens to music on his phone without headphones, and ignores personal space.

It’s crazy that waking up at 3am to a rush of anxiety about work makes you not very productive at work.

2019 ⏩ 2024

Drowning in bureaucratic nonsense. I hate it here.

The shutout of Dragon Age at the Game Awards feels pointed. #tga #dragonage

“Everything that’s fun is always hard.” -Amy Poehler