Oh yeah, I did a thing! With a lot of new-to-me info about a thing nobody cares about!

Woah, what the heck? Nobody told me how good bread is!

News Flash: Sonia Manzano is great and her documentary is good!

i did the thing

If I put in my will that my body has to be displayed at the Smithsonian when I die, are they legally obligated to comply?

Over a dozen Muppet fan artists are paying tribute to our new favorite retroactively classic Muppet (whether we like it or not): The Armadillo in a Tutu! www.toughpigs.com/art-armadillo/

going through my Google Drive, and apparently at some point I tried writing down the funny lines from the Simpsons boxsets I'd be getting and this was as far as I got

Xena thoughts: done with season 2! Cupid's wings - disgusting! did not like that the season ended on sad, heartbroken Joxer in an otherwise wacky episode

Xena thoughts: they could have made Poseidon, like, a guy. He didn't need to be a PlayStation character.

Fun Fact: if you listen to Tony Orlando and Dawn's "Knock Three Times" backwards, a guy named Micky will visit you and bring you some candy! It's true!

Life is good!

I've done it. I've watched 1,500 theatrical movies. and none of them were Thelma and Louise. Whoopsies!

The Furry Arms Hotel was around longer than the Confederacy. Think about that.

Xena thoughts: kinda a shame Ulysses is only in one episode; he was super charming!

One day when I'm old and grey is when I'll binge watch the entire TNBC line up

Why not just make microplastics that are good for you?

Xena watch update: I am NOT watching Hercules, but I am NOT happy that there are developments relevant to Xena that happen on that show that bleed into this one and then I have no idea where certain plot points come from

that was the funniest Digital Circus episode yet!

by sheer coincidence, all these films took place in Ireland

Asking for no particular reason, but does anyone know how to get 13 deer, two foxes, and a duck out of your garage?

I also do not like Rocco now (and Cookie Monster? Hot take??!?!?)

Xena thoughts cont'd: "Ten Little Warriors" is the only time I've liked Ares

I'm not watching the Oscars, but please let me know if I win the award of Outstanding Performance by a Guy Whose Pants Fell Down During Filming (in Sinners)

Somewhere in there too were the 1990's TV movie sequel to Annie, and a test screening for an unreleased movie that I can or cannot confirm I saw

Wow, if Access Hollywood isn't safe, are any of us??

there should be a game show where you WANT whammies

man, Fritiz the Cat kinda sucks

it was nearly 80 degrees yesterday, and now it's snowing

They should be releasing one episode of Shrinking a day

I before E except after C unless sounding like A as in donut and microfiche

why is this website on the DVD menu

Speed is a fun movie!

a man a plan a canal panama

Xena thoughts as I finish season 1 -I shouldn't have read the Characters page on TVTropes to see who recurs; so many spoilies! -so many dang crossovers between the Hercules cast and I can't watch both of them! -season finale being an episode of ER was not much fun, and baby centaur was kinda gross!

Don't tell dead, the babysitter's mom

I'm on a podcast!

I hope this new Scary Movie is the first film in history to earn $0 at the box office

The people on TV don't respond when I talk to them and that makes me sad

Wow, I can't believe it's been three weeks since the Muppet Show special dropped and I've yet to see ANYONE from Disney send me a big box of candy in appreciation for watching it like, rude

Wild how people are still falling for "A Henson family member said X project was in the works, so it must be true"

all from the criterion collection

boooooooooo

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow And when I woke up, I found out John Lennon was dead

what, how did I not find out there's a full version of the Shrinking theme until today

Wanna feel old? The blizzard was two days ago!

Xena thoughts so far: -not as wacky as I thought, but it's early -I like it more when it's not Greek myth stuff -Gabrielle has so many boyfriends! -Clip show! Makes it easy to skip through stuff! -Wild that they use clips from the actual Spartacus movie

The Office confuses me greatly. Like, what the heck even is PAPER?