I kept thinking that Brandi Carlisle is British and has been around for a while, but I guess I mixed her up with Bonnie Tyler, and aren’t we lucky we get to enjoy each of them?

I just - how do you be so good at art when you don’t see it in your minds eye?! Amaze

I’m not wrong

All I can think of is the #mlp episode when flutershh is trying to roll applejack that the bats are helping the trees @ultimakirb.bsky.social

Good Morning ☕ and Happy Caturday 🐈🐈‍⬛ Your house will always be blessed with love, laughter and friendship if you have a cat What greater gift than the love of a cat I know there's cat hair all over my home, but I don't really care It's called FURniture for a reason

I met two people who proudly declared they’re not on any medication and my immediate thought is: “wow! “ Followed by “maybe you don’t ask enough questions?“ which isn’t necessarily a correct reaction. Kinda feel like nobody’s perfectly healthy but maybe that’s just my circle!

Happy day of the dead! I haven't started posting my art to bsky, but I want to hold a "draw this in your style" to see what happens, since I'm greedy. My heart is ALWAYS warmed to see the elusive fanart, because no art is bad art! Good luck! #ocsky #dtiys #please #art

The state has partnered with the New Hampshire Food Bank to set up a fleet of state-funded mobile food pantries, just for SNAP recipients. Here's when and where to find the pantries. From @willskipworth.bsky.social #NHPolitics

Finally made a real reference sheet! (Don't worry, only the drawing is overlayed with disturbance.) #art

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Antifa is short for "anti-fart" and anyone who opposes Antifa is the one who both smelt it and dealt it.

I’ve been depriving myself of something without realizing it: I usually eat pop tarts raw and they’re fine, but the aroma of a warm pop tart is glorious (jealous of my coworker)

I’ve been thinking how fucked up it is that I’m relieved that Trmp’s response to #nokings was that piece of shit video. I should have realized his actual response is to build a fucking ballroom as he coverts the White House to his palace

The only medical care undocumented people receive is emergency care. And we would withhold that?!? I looked up who qualifies for life, liberty etc…. (See pt2) apple.news/AuKaJgYAzTHa...

If we keep calling out ICE I think we’re again getting distracted. We can be mad but remember who the deciders are and vote (and shop) accordingly

“…use the four key words they don’t teach in business school….the only phrase that can genuinely make a weak bully go away: ‘Fk you. Make me.”’

The new laws I just enacted are a direct response to Trump's lawless immigration raids and arrests in California. California is fighting to end this chaos by: 💥 Requiring schools and public hospitals to limit access and implement privacy protocols to protect against Trump’s immigration chaos.

I think one shouldn’t call oneself an Ally - this should be a title given to you by a member of the marginalized community.

Birthday sale! I'm turning 50 this weekend. Sale on my direct store with 50% off! - Bundles (complete series, plus two starter bundles of 3 books.) - The audio book of Pastiche - Pre-orders for Apt to be Suspicious (1947-1948 at Oxford) All the details at www.celialake.com/birthday-202...

seems like this is getting more coverage than the 46 school shootings so far in 2025. #thoughtsandprayers

twist on a classic #art #dandysworld

I have this Mandela effect in my head: the song 3 Libras with a countermelody played by recorder. I wish it were real!

@hamburgerwaiter.bsky.social listen I’ve been wondering since episode one whether “Delaware” is important (since the other states are all Kier-y) or just a throwaway comment. Should I let that go?

My hair is Too Powerful for kitsch brand rubber bands

Your timeline has been blessed by the Transgender Dragonborn of Wednesdays She is very rare and only appears one Wednesday a year, RT and share so others can be blessed by the Transgender Dragonborn of Wednesdays

I woke my kid up to get ready for an appointment. She seemed awful quick, and said, “didn’t you say we’re leaving in half an hour?” “No, I said we have an hour.”

Today’s shower thoughts: Nobody likes to be “high maintenance”. But, remember, it’s totally ok to be Medium Maintenance!

I’m reading the book, Parable of the Talents (by Octavia Butler); their ‘pocalypse wasn’t supposed to be a blueprint for the how the US goes down

My filing right now is: “the ball is in my court” (left pile) and “the ball is in someone else’s court” (right pile) Honestly what more do I really need to know

Current mental state: Q. where is my phone? I just had it! A. Back pocket. Q. And where are my keys? I have no idea! A. On the hook where they belong.

@hudsonbay2la.bsky.social I’m new here. Are you SuperGay mom, or Super GayMom (a super mom of gay ppl)? Either answer is great -I just want to read your name properly in my head

Listen. What the administration is slashing is actually a short term problem in comparison to ignoring the Law and Constitution. Don’t lose sight of the long-term threat while we protect Medicaid, snap, health care and more to keep people from starving to death in America

I made a non political TikTok and it’s a stitch and a rant about Not Driving Stupid When There Are Moose and Broken Roads www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjuxn276/

@xkcd.com I believe you covered “everyone jump at the same time” in What If, and guess what- apple.news/AcX5McSM8Rnu...

Anyone else got #thepollening happening?

I was invited to participate in a symposium today but I don’t think the other participants had their skirts on inside out all morning like I did

I am apparently the sort of person who can’t bear to throw out or recycle a good shoebox. It has a nice texture and even an airhole!

I accidentally followed too many #nokings #handsoff style accounts here on Bluesky and now I need more comedy and cats to balance it out

Me and spouse are like this:: “I walked into your umbrella because I was looking at a worm” “it’s ok, it happens to the best of us”

I think I need to stop calling the garden patches “wildflower pits”

Q. Why is my arm all smooth as if I lotioned it? A. Because I leaned my forehead on it. Ew

@yrfatfriend.bsky.social Aubrey can you help? 12 yr old daughter is having a crisis about her body because she has to take Health Class. I have listened to most episodes of MP so I feel like telling her it’s all bullshit but just try to answer what the teacher expects in the test….

Here’s my sign #protests

Great crowd at #handsoff protest in nh.

Petition to make my misheard lyric the official version: instead of “Shining through the city with a little funk and soul…”

Thank you #corybooker

My memory is like a sponge: absorbs a lot, but also full of holes!

What separates man from machine is that machines cannot think for themselves. Also they are made of metal, whereas man is made of skin #Severance

I just had an ethical dilemma about asking my “best friend” My Melody to plz find 100 shells for me so I can spend them in her shop. #hellokittyislandadventure

I was talking with my buddy about her Masters in Public Administration and she didn’t end up pursuing government/PA careers because the govt office she worked in got raided by the FBI because the Big Shots were totally corrupt. That’s a dream killer right there….