so many hours on the couch. ╱ so many buried memories that take 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 to get them out.

⚹ itʾs best if you just forget about me˒ OK.ᐣ

i oughta leave.

i feel invisible to the world around me. maybe that’s why i find it so easy to hide. because when i’m hereˏ i’m already imperceptible. a magic trick that never ends.

knees hurt me when i grow. ╱ and thatʾs a tough pill to swallow. ╱ because iʾm not getting taller.

howdy. it’s meˏ your best friend. ... i know it’s been a whileˏ and i’m sorry for ... leaving you alone like this. i’ve been trying hardˏ trying to stay strong. for youˏ for meˏ for them. for all of us. that’s involved securing a shield to ward general perception. isolating myselfˏ like always.

this halloween i will be slaughtering my enemies.

❪ thinking about killing everyone in a 15-mile radius with the most absent-minded˒ blank expression possible. ❫

cool; i donʾt care.

okay.

flowey undertale

⠀⤹⠀⠀out⠀⠀of⠀⠀character⠀⠀.ᐟ i will probs be gtfoing for the night

⠀⤹⠀⠀out⠀⠀of⠀⠀character⠀⠀.ᐟ glad i could throw a wrench of anguish and despair into what was initially a non-canon gag that originated from don't starve together

⠀⤹⠀⠀out⠀⠀of⠀⠀character⠀⠀.ᐟ yeahg

iʾm yellow because iʾm just 𝘴𝘰 happy.

theyʾre acting all whiny about it as if itʾs not THEIR fault for building up a reputation of being obnoxiously affectionate.

sounds like a proven point to me.

you knew who i was talking about˒ didnʾt you.ᐣ

❪ nc ❫ the gay one and his mysterious˒ plushified clone have some serious lip.

i tell myself ❛ 𝐃𝐨𝐧ʾ𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞 ❜ everyday as i lurk through vacant alleyways for scraps of food.

guh. T_T

hm.

if YOUʾRE normal˒ then iʾm normal too.

❪ poking one of its own thorns. ❫

⠀ ⠀𝒮𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤ʾ𝔰⠀⠀ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ⠀𝓦𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆⠀⠀ωᶦᴛₕ⠀⠀𝐌𝐄.ᐟ ⠀

⠀⤹⠀⠀out⠀⠀of⠀⠀character⠀⠀.ᐟ i keep tinkering with my damn layout. i just gotta let it be

⠀⤹⠀⠀out⠀⠀of⠀⠀character⠀⠀.ᐟ greatly associating this song with flowey

❪ it growls˒ discomforted by the abrupt˒ physical contact; flowey arches a leg back and slams its foot into their shin. ❫

... as if 𝘪ʾ𝘮 the one who started it.

look whoʾs talking˒ bangs. at least i 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 enough to show my face. someone like you.ᐣ i canʾt imagine you bother to tidy your hair˒ let alone cycle beyond the TACKY clothes that mommy bought you. youʾre a ratty 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵.

... okay. ❪ this is a considerably more mean-spirited˒ dissatisfied version of ralseiʾs signature ❛ okay. ❜ ❫

why bother dressing up for a stupid holiday.ᐣ itʾs pointless overcompensating; iʾm scary enough as is.

⠀⤹⠀⠀out⠀⠀of⠀⠀character⠀⠀.ᐟ what the fuck is happening. why are my posts on my ralsei being straight up deleted

❪ nc ❫ kris QUEERmurr and their fruity little friend.

BARF.

❪ of course it knows. it always knew. it wasnʾt too long ago now that it achieved the very form that stands before it ... immeasurable strength and all. ❫ then what.ᐣ 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 do you want.ᐣ ❪ floweyʾs words exit harshly˒ like theyʾre being barked out. ❫

iʾm ... not lying. ❪ it feels as if holes are being drilled into its fur by opposing eyes˒ only incentivizing flowey to leave his gaze elsewhere; it fixes its view to the ground. ❫ what do you want from me˒ huh.ᐣ to gloat in my face.ᐣ is that it.ᐣ

❪ flowey looks away. ❫ no. it doesnʾt. ❪ the last person it wants to be in a room with is himself. especially if he had a better ending than it did˒ which seems probable˒ given that itʾs still physically tainted with traits of a flower. ❫