I am still so annoyed that maps are now showing "Gulf of America." I know it's not even in the top ten zillion of awful things the 34x convicted felon and yet-to-be-convicted pedophile has done, but it still pisses me off every time I see it.

Thanks, Jimmy Fallon, for your role in ushering fascism into the United States.

This past year has been a long fucking decade.

Seems like somebody must've confessed to his lawyer. apple.news/A3a6rWofFSwa...

Just read The Spy and the Traitor (which is gripping), and what an absolute piece of shit this guy was. (Surprised he wasn't pardoned by the disgrace occupying the White House.) 2026 is starting off well. apple.news/AvBeTMoQiS6-...

Hi, men in positions of power who act like toddlers, smashing and hitting and taking things that aren't yours? The way to deal with the obvious facts that your parents didn't love you and everyone else thought you were a tool growing up is therapy. Try it.

I'm laughing so hard at some of these! Excellent work, all!

13 years ago today, this little one moved in and made this house a home. Love you, baby girl! 😻❤️

Thanks, FedEx, for totally ignoring the vacation hold I set up. Really stellar work, guys.

So Marge Greene is leaving the House. One of the worst, most divisive people ever to be in Congress (I can't bring myself to say she "served" in Congress). Here's my parting message to ya, Marge:

Because there's so much bad and evil in the world right now, please enjoy these photos and videos of my two little babies from this year. One girl, one boy. They both took off shortly after emerging from their chrysalises.

A story in two images:

Sorry, rich people. Your Bentley SUV is ugly and looks cheap.

I'd like to thank Disney for being complete asshats and forcing me to go out and buy the DVDs of the one show I watched on repeat on Hulu. For about the cost of 2 months of Hulu, I now own all seasons of White Collar forever. And the DVDs have bonus material. Win! No need to resubscribe. EVER.

Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out!

From the bottom of my heart: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!

People who drive Teslas that look like this in the front: Just know that I am judging you HARSHLY and concluding that you are a Nazi and/or a fascist yourself, or you are A-OK with people who are both of those things. You're despicable either way.

Deleted the CBS app from my phone.

A poem, by Pam Bondi: This Is Just To Say I have hidden the file that was on my desktop and which you were certainly named in with Epstein You owe me it was appalling so young and so raped (Just kidding! She'd never say it was appalling.)

"Mr. Trump on Sunday told reporters he would visit Texas 'probably on Friday,' noting he had wanted to go Sunday but would have been 'in their way.'" And he had a tee time.

Periodic reminder that those ghouls at Meta monitor(ed) the Insta accounts of teenage girls in order to serve up an ad for a beauty product whenever those girls delete(d) a selfie. In return, I deleted my eyeballs from all Meta products.

This is so cool!

Judge Luttig calling a spade a spade. Or a Constitutional traitor a Constitutional traitor, as the case may be.

I just cannot with these people. Literally the worst people to have positions of power and responsibility.

Hahaha

It will never not shock me that the President of the United States is a convicted felon. Just 20 years ago, I would have said that such a thing could never happen here, but now we're a shithole country on par with the most corrupt countries in the world. So glad my dad did not have to see this.

Heroes:

Scammers: When you send me emails intending to inform me that you have done something nefarious to my computador, please send them in English because I don't remember enough of my high school Español to understand, and I'm too lazy to copy/paste your shit into Google translate. Know your customer!

Pretty much everything in the world is terrible right now, so please enjoy this picture of Lucy, who apparently fell asleep this evening while pondering something very deep.

Once again, I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure his employer does not handle any of my money.

I cannot believe that people are still buying new Teslas. They're the ones with this front. I get keeping the Tesla you bought before you knew what a despicable person he is. But buying one now? When you know who he is?!

What radicalized you?

Reading a translation of a Chinese patent and it contains the phrase "chimes of doom," which would be an excellent name for a band.

Dear cancer, Wrong President.

Meanwhile, in Switzerland....

The comments on this post are *chefs kiss*. Well done, everyone.

This scene had me screaming, because it PERFECTLY captured the essence of the child death advocates. The anti-vaxxers will ignore a sick kid in front of them rather than bend even a little.

I teach a couple of law school classes, and in recent years it's been obvious that some students are letting AI write their assignments. I know they're pressed for time, but AI will not be available for the bar exam. I'll be using this quote to kick off an AI discussion in the fall.

Sourdough crackers are such a good way to use discard. Toss in some TJ's "Everything But the Bagel" seasoning, spread evenly on a silicone mat, bake at 325 for 10 mins, score them into desired size, and bake another 20-30 mins. Crunchy and delicious and so easy!!

I would like to know where this dumb fuck works so I can be sure he handles nothing for me.

Swanky Somm III @sommaf.bsky.social was forced to reset her Bsky account and start a new account. If you're a former follower please follow her again. Yes, this is a boost but from scratch.

It makes me so sad that he may well be convicted. And the Felon will just pardon him. apple.news/Aoc1sKwRyRZC...

As long as I live, I will never forgive or forget that the $-worshipping ghouls at Meta monitor teen girls' insta feeds, note when a girl posts and then deletes a selfie, and then serve her an ad for a beauty product in response. A cynical, despicable business practice. Gross in every sense.

Block alert!🚨

The comments on this are 🔥😂

Hey McDonalds, you dolts, it's not consumers reigning in spending, as this article says. It's consumers spending elsewhere due to your association with and support of an aspiring dictator. I am vegetarian but used to dig your fries. No more.

I am SO trying this!

I would really, really like to go back to a time when I didn't know the identity of every cabinet member because everyone was competent and just quietly did their jobs. Who was in charge of DoD during Obama's terms? No idea! GW Bush's? No idea!

We are so fucked. www.whitehouse.gov/lab-leak-tru...

"Rural counties rallied behind Trump in 2024, giving him a majority in all but 11 of the 444 farming-dependent counties last year, averaging 78% support, according to analysis by Investigate Midwest." Womp womp. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...