Today is National Blue Jeans Day.

Spilled consume on my bag last night somehow and didn’t realize until it dried down so now I smell like birria tacos at work

Walked past the news people and then didn’t ask if I wanna be on TV don’t text

I love calling the #Inkmaster judges “the balds”

Made my bf pose with the TV when I realized he was wearing the same sweatshirt as the guy in Anora 😭😭😭

ITS ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 1 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Seeing people who have never ran casually do Turkey Trots with 5K times faster than my PR

Watching I Love the 80s and they fully have Beyoncé as a talking head like WHAT 😭

Golden from Kpop Demons Hunters will always make me cry 😭😭😭

#DWTS don’t be rigged for Robert challenge failed

Elaine and Jordan had the dances of the night argue with a wall #DWTS

This final 2 #DWTS

NORMANNNIIIIIII I ALMOST CHOKED #DWTS

#DWTS don’t be rigged for Robert challenge failed

Having a two screen experience watching #DWTS alongside the Tik Tok live - as god intended

elaine hendrix rt if you agree

Onika burgers Onika = Elaine Burgers = Ate #DWTS

They’re playing Katseye at the bar while I’m not at their concert - this is SALT in the wound

Katseye NYC tickets down to less than $500 omg we may have a chance

4 year olds living better than me wtf

I never repost on Tik Tok like usually I do that on accident but if you see my repost of June Squibb singing about pupusas just know that shit was 1000% on purpose

Gonna keep it real with y’all - that dress still looks white and gold to me

I’m going to move to Salt Lake and work in the service industry, specifically as a waiter or a bartender, so I can get a guaranteed 5 seconds of screen time on #RHOSLC

Don’t act like I don’t know ball I watched Marie Osmond faint on #DWTS LIVE!!!!!!! I’ll never forget

Put Gnarly on the Touch Tunes to inform those at the local dive bar of the good word of the prophet Katseye

Anyways I’m a Dalmatian

Why was he doing all of this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Obsessed with Jeff Probst having the worst instincts and an inability to say he was ever wrong

Finally won the license plate game after almost a year 😭

They will put this podcast in museums

Meredith Blake tango’ing to Gnarly by Katseye - I love this show BYE #DWTS

like mother like daughter #bb27 😭

Ashley is gonna WIN FR #BB27

let’s make sure Jake gets home in time for that birth… #survivor

Jake really said “Nicole: Truth is: ur nice :) rate: 6/10” #Survivor

You’re telling me Vince Gill and Vince Gilligan are two different people?

What is this writing. . .

ANGELA BASSETT IS DOING THE THING!!!!!!!!!!! #Emmys

I love when Bill Simmons does. The ad reads on The Ringer pods because you can always tell when he’s reached the bottom of the script and he’s scrolling up for more dialogue 😭

I’m seeing Gaga with bestie tomorrow

Just remembered it’s going to get cold soon and I’m going to have to blow dry my hair after every shower

Getting my besties to Stan Katesye and Adela is the best thing I’ve ever done

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Crazy how this year I became so online while simultaneously being so offline

My sister stole “cute shorts” from my closet not realizing they are my bf’s underpants 😭😭😭😭

Please clap!

If you wanna know what it’s like to live in Bushwick, just know that my crochet circle is on hiatus this week because the venue is holding their monthly puppet making class

I miss watching Big Brother with an undeveloped brain like I saw Matt Hoffman from BB12 lie about his wife having cancer and I was like “that’s totally fine why are people upset by this?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just heard Mr. Brightside live like don’t text this is like a huge deal for me

Eating poutine tater tots while listening to Glass Animals like I won