#BSkyBeer 😈 Brujos 💀 ⬛️ Mortis Imperium ⬛️ 😵‍💫 10.5% Triple IPA 😵 Liquid Fruit Salad Sweets

#DEFCON is rightly getting a battering from some but I can’t help but feel like it’s parents at under 10s football that think it’s all about scoring goals. Or maybe it’s due to having what some perceive as a bad season? A few tweaks for next season and I’m sure it’ll be more balanced ✌🏻 🐙

#FPL Gameweek 25 team sheet Haaland benched à la Pep, as his recent performances haven’t been good enough. He can come off the bench if needed 😉 Rolling FTs as much as possible now 🥱 GL 🐙

An absolute calamity of a BB combined with my highest Gwk rank of the season 🙃 📈 ❌ Van Hecke CS wipeout at the death ❌ Swapped Reinildo (11 pointer) after his dire display Vs West Ham for Neco Williams (-2)🤚🛑 👌 ❌ Dubravka stinker 🟨 💩 2 point bench boost for the ages 😂 Somehow up to 30k 🐙

Gameweek from hell continues

FPL heritage 🫠 I think it’s fair to say next season I won’t be taking spicy risks with the BB Boring until the end of the season is the plan

#BSkyBeer 🥁 Bang the Elephant 🐘 Ascension Imperial Stout Whisky heavy chocolate bomb 🥃

Ekiteke points after holding since he was as gratuitously humbled by Thiago holders

Up next on the gameweek from Hell #Hugo 💦

Rosenior at HT #Chelsea It’s worked

#BSkyBeer Mills Brewing Spectre Sister (Blend 6) 4.5% 🍏 Dry, Effervescent, Apple, Funky Saison

Bench boost off to a great start as Beto wipes the Brighton clean sheet with the last kick of the game 🙃 This season ……. FML

#BSkyBeer Parish 🌱 Ghost Prime 💀 A fruit salad of a DIPA

With the doubles looming, do I take a risk with BB gwk24? 🤔 Thoughts and debate welcome 🤗 99k rank and would roll the FT (For the BB purists, this is fplreviews current benching order)

Have Arsenal made a bid for the Benfica goalkeeper yet? #setpieceFC

What in the name of Sir Jim is this 😂 £220 for a 100% Polyamide jacket I love the Stone Roses but this is beyond daylight robbery. 💸 💸 💸 💸

🔻🔻🔻🔻🚾 🔻🔻🔻 🔻 A tough gameweek, and lots to ponder on whether to waste the BB next week or not 🤔 Ekiteke will likely be yeeted for Watkins Squad in a better place overall but feels like an opportunity missed

Boycott the World Cup Not a foot should be set in that country until the madness stops

Genuinely can’t remember a leak ever paying off for me 😂 Karma is real #FPL

Chaos 😂 Played a risky early 🚾 due to injuries and minutes risks. Hopefully pays off if the leaks were correct 🍀 Rough plan is to BB24 as I like Sunderland vs BUR (Lowest xGS this season + Highest xGA) Raya likely set for the season. Easier to hide him in the blanks 🎲 GL 🐙

Is Caicedefcon back on the menu? #FPL Only 5.7 and still smashing what everyone hates most? #Defcon

The 100%+ red before the FA Cup quickly reversed 🍀 Pickford, Thiaw and finally some bench jam from Leeds 🚀 Gone aggressive with an early 🚾 for 23 🐙

Pickford set and forget #FPL Mental note to return to this Gwk1 26/27

Just in time 👌

#BSkyBeer ▪️▪️▪️Siren and Emperors ▪️▪️▪️ Darth by Caribbean Chocolate Cake 🍫 Well balanced, wood and lactose imperial stout 🪵

A good week to have a bad week? #FPL

Ole’s chauffeur at the wheel! #MUFC 😈

#BSkyBeer Sinnister Noctivaga 🚬 😶‍🌫️ peaty barley wine 🥃

#BSkyBeer #BeerSky Lark AF 👻 Track x We Can Be Friends 🍻 Drinks like a 4% pale ale 🍻

Saving Private Bryan #MUFC Bring him home

#BSkyBeer #Beersky Sinnister brew Jackalope 🔥 Mega Peaty stout 😋 🥃 🥃🥃🥃🥃

📉Horror gameweek where Thiago punished his sellers 💀 112% red arrow and out of the top 100k. The ranks are close. Gotta pray Ekitike can play vs Burnley for some sunk cost fallacy 🙏🏽 🐙

Ekiteke is out tonight 😭 Congratulations to everyone’s bench jam #FPL

161% red arrow before the game tomorrow Just a few Timber, Saka and Ekitike goals to save the gameweek 😭

This gameweek is not going very well 😂 #Gwk21

Has anyone made the Cherki was only for Christmas joke yet? #BSkyFPL

#GWK21 #BSkyFPLCommunity ♻️ Rolling to 2FTs ♻️ I’m by no means ITK but hear that Ekiteke has a good chance of starting vs Arsenal from what is usually a reliable source. 2FTs to then navigate the aftermath of cups games and managerial changes. ATB 🐙

Rúben Amorim has been sacked by Manchester United. Manchester United are no better than when he arrived. Here are excerpts from my September article below, where I suggested Amorim should be dismissed.

#Gwk20 was all about 🙏🏽 DEFCON 5 🧘‍♂️ Finally into the top 100k ⭐ Thiaw 🚀 saved the embarrassment of moving Thiago on. I think I’ll be crawling back to him given the lack of options 😂 Palmer on the watchlist

My first 17 pointer of the season And what a time to do it when I needed someone to step up Vs the Gabriel ownership Malick Thiaw, you're my new #fpl hero 🙇🏻‍♂️

Thanks to everyone that convinced me to go for Gabriel 🙏🏽 #BSkyFPLCommunity

At last we have an answer on what was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase #PulpFiction

Would it be a surprise if Gabriel doesn’t start vs Bournemouth? Not 🎣 but hasn’t he come back early from his injury and has only 4 days recovery time. Priorities will be the Liverpool game, then the league cup semi vs Chelsea? Or am I overthinking it? #FPL #Arsenal #Gabriel

Started the New Year with a green arrow. Moving Raya to Pickford has paid off 🍀 My love for benching Leeds points remains though. They’ve returned in all the weeks other than the BB I got them for. At least Stach will be playing United at home in #GWK20 !

#BSkyBeer 👽 Omnipollo 👽 🪶 Double Space Jam Lassi Gose 🧂 🍻 Ribena could sue 🫐

Reijnders benched after a busy Christmas #FPL #DadJokes

#BSkyBeer De Dolle Brouwers 🇧🇪 Oerbier Special Reserva 24 Happy New Year 🍻

Amorim 🚮 😂😭 Don’t even look great anymore

Burnley scoring seems like a good time to catch up with my transfer for the week being: Richards -> Thiaw 😂 #GWK19 ATB 🐙

Sounds like Mount wanted to play 2nd half but had “felt something” so they refused to risk him #FPL #MUFC