@letterboxd.social defines Obsessive Rewatch as anything you’ve seen five or more times.

bye 2025 👋 #TheEnd #NewYear

Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish once asked me how to get to a room in my hotel.

I’m not saying I’m sick, I’m just saying I tried to change the channel on the tv with my sunglasses case.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

I was recently at her tour for the 30th anniversary (it was a wee bit delayed) and still remembered pretty much every word. Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, sound garden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

I was not aware till today there was a Godzilla Christmas Song officially sanctioned by Toho called Kaiju Christmas: youtu.be/Bk1H4Gg7YxE

I need to own this.

Have you heard the word of our Lord and Saviour, WHITE POP JESUS?

The All-Day Holiday Movie Mind Melter is tomorrow! 10+ Holiday Movies will be streamed, many of them super rare, and if you miss your chance to see them now... You may miss them forrrrreeeeeevvvvvvver!

My cinema plans for this week hit a snag, so looks like I’m going into the DVR for 2025 Week of #ZombieSteve52. Kitties everywhere.

Somewhere in Video Game Land is a man who made million selling just yellow paint for marking climbable ledges

this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted

epic games can stick this game in a box and kick it up their own assholes for free

It’s Holiday Special week for #ZombieSteve52, so it’s time to crack this out. Never logged it, but I may have seen it as a child. People claim October 12th as He-Man’s birthday, but this makes it pretty clear it’s around X-mas… unless Eternia years aren’t 365 days in which case no Earth date works.

I’m not saying Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is a long movie, but this guy looked fine when it started.

I was dragged to this mostly against my will, but it's Video Game Adaptation week for #ZombieSteve52 so at least I got to put it to good use. It wasn't even that bad, but it's very much meant for fans.

strangely inspirational

As we can all agree that 2 minutes waiting for something in the microwave is way longer than 2 minutes, I theorize that the radiation dilates time. I am seeking $500,000 in government grants to test my theory that by surrounding a subject with sufficient running microwaves time will stop for them.

In a row?

If Squid Game is popular enough to make a reality show with a $4.5 million grand prize, can they not spend a few bucks to hire English speaking actors who don’t make grade school plays look like the Royal Shakespeare Company?

I don't think I've ever heard boygenius. I've barely heard OF them. I HAVE heard of director Kristen Stewart though, so I'm using Short Film week of #ZombieSteve52 to prepare for Chronology Of Water.

Saucy romance in a MASH unit? This one was ahead of it's time. It's also my entry for War week for #ZombieSteve52... I swear I won't leave last week until the last minute and I'll get back on track. It's been one of those... quarters?

Today I learned* that the counterpart to My Buddy was called Kid Sister and I’m in sort of a spiral wondering why the boy was a buddy and the girl was a sister. Is this sexist, and who towards? Is this what all the coke did to execs? *possibly for the second time; I was around when these were out

It just occurred to me… whatever happened to Curtis in Hackers. Did he just never come back after they went “into that computer shit”? Did he ghost Kate after they went events of the climax? Did she kick him to the curb? Did he still look slick all day?

when in doubt: movies 🧡

Ok, still leaving it to the last minute, but I've recovered from all the vacation burnout so at least this week's #ZombieSteve52 entry (Noir week) isn't a short again. The tone feels more like a late 2010s procedural "they fight crime" TV series, but it was on TCM's Noir Alley so I guess it counts.

Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.

The new Chris Pratt movie was obviously intended to be an Ace Attorney ripoff game and someone put the pitch in the wrong pile.

House of Leaves JAWS: Big Shark, Little Boat! A Book of Opposites

I got drunk and started watching Gastronauts. This was a big mistake because now I want to cook weird food.

So after a double feature of Die My Love and Bugonia I can’t help but think of the interesting directions the Miss Piggy movie being produced by Lawrence and Stone could go.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Moncton just opened a chicken wings restaurant next to a sex shop. One stop shopping for getting sticky fingers.

You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time. All are considered acceptable so go off.

I may have accidentally channeled a childhood memory without realizing it.

Pitching a Hellraiser remake where instead of a demonic Rubik’s Cube it’s a haunted Bop It.

Considering it’s about $50 USD to ship @criterion.bsky.social sale orders to Canada, I’d expect a bit more quality control.

When my plans of world domination come together, all TV series on DVD will have a chapter break at the end of the opening credits for easy skipping.

Hey, DHL!

Ok, I can believe that Daphne smells like custom Lush products, but it got me wondering about the rest. My theory: Fred - Axe body spray Shaggy - Patchouli oil Velma - Men’s deodorant, I doubt Velma pays the pink tax Scooby - Flea shampoo

It's the day of the Criterion Sale, so expect an angry post about DHL from me sometime in the next month. 😜

That’s now Fangoria Chainsaw Award Winning Nicolas Cage. 🥳🥳🥳

Did a little Halloween shopping today, by which I mean I got something new for my Nicolas Cage shelf that probably wouldn’t fit my giant head.

It’s only Wednesday 😭

Do they still do custom GPS voices? Is it possible to get all my directions from Norman Lovett as Holly?

🎵One more hour 'til Halloween🎵 🎵Halloween, Halloween🎵 🎵One more hour 'til Halloween🎵 🎵Secret Cinematheque🎵

My buddy Zelda has very strong opinions on this stuff. A reminder that her dad left explicit instructions that he did NOT want corporations to be able to do this to him and that means us too. The bare minimum here is to respect the wishes of those who said NO.

Have the people who make the Trivago ads on Tubi ever met a human being?