saving pictures of that old man so i can look at that old man later at my own leisure

enchanted forest sign, angle 2, route 23, au sable, michigan, 1988

top give most fuckable rankin/bass characters according to me: 5. sam the snowman 4. professor hinkle 3. snow miser 2. chris kringle 1. yukon cornelius

dinosaur gardens, route 23, ossineke, michigan, 1988

this fucking rips dude

sammy walker #1 fan

bulcan iron mountain iron mine photo opportunity, route 2, norway, michigan, 1988

i love looking at old pictures of neil young where he straight up looks like a caveman

what’s your favorite animal cracker shape mine is the donkey

cigarette shop sign, woodward, michigan, 1986

frog hole, royal oak miniature golf, royal oak, michigan, 1986

someone should let me name their newborn i think i’d be really good at it

And one more from 2021 when everyone was complaining about corporate rainbow-washing. Happy #Pride!

finished big love for the first time recently and i’m still thinking about perhaps the best needle drop of all time

paxton-ing out, or whatever

i have no attraction to hockey players my feelings are strictly paternal

i bought the 7” so fast it was embarrassing ngl

neil hamburger appeared in my dreams last night as some sort of worrisome spectre

this old lady at work asked me what was in my nose and i was like “it’s my piercing! :)” and the face she made afterwards…. she was not a fan

i’m so depressed i wish coconut pete was real… id make sea shanties and wet panties go platinum

looking up and blowing a kiss to the moon for david lynch

every odd looking character actor deserves to be the romantic lead in at least one shitty stupid romcom

oh thank god

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

eating slices from my terry’s dark chocolate orange like a starving soldier savoring the last of his rations

everybody have a very phil ochs christmas

fell off a little bit

top give most fuckable rankin/bass characters according to me: 5. sam the snowman 4. professor hinkle 3. snow miser 2. chris kringle 1. yukon cornelius

this job making me pass the fuck out at 9pm… how is a man supposed to watch bad movies for character actors that i’m bewitched by and attracted to anymore

seems about right

tested positive for covid on thanksgiving, so i’d like to give thanks for that

i like whenever the hockey players sweetly and tenderly touch helmets with the goalie after a win. everybody give the goalie a kiss for a job well done.

the amount of times tim heidecker has appeared in a dream of mine is shocking

every time i close my eyes i think of them

working at a nursing home got me saying shit like jeez louise

“I like Bob Dylan better than Paul Simon” - Joan “Bias”

really need to get that gregg turkington mutual on here like on twitter to make bluesky worth it

the eye exam house…. paradise

i want to live there

unironically bringing “what in tarnation” back into the lexicon

back here i guess

guy who pronounces “bluesky” as “blueskee”

rob zombie movies are cool because i have joy and whimsy and silliness in my heart

i have guilt levels rivaling those of a catholic priest