@katmabu.bsky.social is the real example of the establishment crushing a campaign. The president indicted her, that’s not the DNC being mildly mean.

Mamdani is so clean the fake scandals they’re trying to push on him aren’t even funny like Obama’s tan suit.

I can say this as a minority person; there’s a point even on Bluesky where white people are just using the term “anti-Zionist” to hide being full on antisemitic bigots under the guise of supporting Palestine.

Real question: if you asked Trump to do a “you’re fired” picture now, would he still do it?

I don’t even know who Olivia Reingold is and I need @lastweektonight.com to respond to her video

I don’t trust you guys who still have Twitter. Like more and more I don’t trust you.

The National Hurricane Center should go back to a 26 letter list for hurricanes at this point @noaa.gov

Nick Mangold is a reminder to always be an organ donor you people.

The Trump administration has revamped the White House website to defend their destruction of it by adding every episode a president ever did renovations and some random shit to insult Democrats like Clinton had sex in the Oval Office. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

I have a lot of respect for Bernie Sanders as politician, but as a person, idk now. He won’t give up on Graham Platner and admit he’s not fit for office. I also said this back in the day, Bernie would’ve picked Tulsi Gabbard as VP. I don’t trust the people around him.

These people unironically defending Graham Platner are convincing me Trump probably could’ve won as Democrat too.

I think if your campaign gets to the stage where you have to sit shirtless for an interview to show your edited tattoo, you should probably just drop out.

Graham Platner is what conservatives want Fetterman to be. So, a Nazi instead of an ogre.

The ironic thing about Trump destroying the White House is it’s probably the only LEGAL thing he’s doing. Teddy R and Truman re-did the whole Whitehouse too.

My interview with luxury matchmaker Jennifer Donnelly

The Trump decade influence is showing up. This current group of kids in school, Gen Alpha, will be the statistically the dumbest ever based on literacy scores. However you feel about George Bush, “No Kid Left Behind” is why modern young people are intelligent, and it’s another thing Trump scratched.

the US government has arrived on bluesky

It’s weird how I’ve never used a block list until the US government came on here.

Don’t worry about Trump commuting George Santos. He’ll probably still pardon him at the end of the term too 🙄

Who are some people you really want to read an interview with? Give me some ideas, I’ll do my best to make it happen.

Are we like 100% sure Mitch McConnell is faking it? Like Nancy Pelosi has fallen like once and that lady is never not in stilettos.

Trump: I’m better than Charlie Kirk at not being assassinated.

I didn’t know Cooper Manning never became a football player because he had a spinal condition. I thought he sucked or something. That’s sad.

Might as well shut MTV down entirely. They don’t even have Catfish anymore.

OpenAI Ethics is an oxymoron

D’Angelo trend reminder that only 1% of people survive pancreatic cancer.

I’d give Trump back Columbus Day if he got rid of that god awful Gulf of America. I hate it.

My latest interview with luxury interior designer Nina Magon

I don’t know why anyone would want to build an air base in the US. This is literally the only country in the world where some insane white teen boys could storm into it and kill you all with military grade weapons.

Here's something everyone should know. Public figures can report they do not wish to be used on Sora 2 via this form. If OpenAi never responds after that, that means they are liable for you to sue them. Feel free to give this to all the celebs on here you follow. openai.com/form/report-...

Diane Keaton just died

I don’t think I’ve seen a Jared Leto movie, so there’s that going for me I guess

I was thinking this.

At least 10,000 Americans have the last name Epstein, so let’s not be too harsh all the time

The most embarrassing thing you can do on social media is block someone who outwitted you.

There, Trump lost the peace prize again. Moving on.

Familiar much?

I read Trump is apparently very afraid Marjorie Taylor Greene is capable of independent thought. I guess Trump Brainwashing sucks like any other Trump product at the end of the day.

So, Trump doesn’t even use his own Truth Social anymore, that’s how bad it’s gotten?

Y’all love Pritzker, but he would be the richest person elected as president if that happened. More than Trump

Dhadak 2 doesn’t pack the same punch as the first - the main theme of the movie seems to be cowardice rather than love like Dhadak. #desiwatch

Trump would be insane to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell. If he did, she’d just leave the US and be free to reveal everything about everyone whenever she feels like it. Her term is 20 years, he can’t even live that long.

I think Lorne made a huge mistake getting rid of Please Don’t Destroy as writers. #snl

Disney plans to shutdown Hulu by 2026

I knew The Great North was gonna be cancelled, but if they had given it like ten eps for next year, it would’ve hit the mark for 100 eps, that’s for Fox to put it into re-runs. Disney has made animation so lazy.

Idk if Josh Meyers does the best Gavin Newsom impression in existence, but SNL won’t be able to find someone who looks more like him

Let’s make Tilly Norwood and Anna Indiana fake date.

Jane Goodall dying feels like the worst thing ever, but I’m glad she didn’t have to watch the world burn and the animals die like we’ll have to.

America is so disillusioned with itself that I’ve already seen multiple people from right and left predict that MAGA will pressure the NFL into removing Bad Bunny and then everyone else will threaten a Kimmel boycott so they’ll bring him back.