Happy NEW ROBYN SINGLE day to those who celebrate.

ONLY MURDERS season 5 is really weird. Not *bad* just — odd. Tonally different writing from every previous season. Strange scene structure, odd pacing. A little wackier, and not always in a good way. Did they get new writers?

As much as Coach likes man smells, I *also* like a nice cologne -- in moderation, as most guys wear *far* too much. I should only be able to smell it when we are close enough to hug. In fact, it's often the mix of someone's pits WITH a bit of layered scent that can drive me completely nuts. 🧵 1/6

This entire thread is… incredible. I stan GILF fuck-machine cuddle-daddy Scooby.

Indulge me in some non-sexytime real talk for a moment? I’ve been on 300mg Wellbutrin for anxiety for 7yrs (and therapy for 10). Due to progress in my therapy & the actual elimination of a number of real-world triggers, my therapist & doc are recommending I wean myself off Wellbutrin. 🧵 1/5

I've given my Linktree a bit of a refresh! I've added sections and links, and also took my various threaded posts about me (the origin of "Coach", why I write smut, etc.) to craft an "About Me" profile page as an introduction before folks dive into my content. linktr.ee/CoachBearDad...

My first exposure to porn wasn't photography; it was finding my dad's stash of "Penthouse Forum": digest-sized magazines of written erotica, not naked photo spreads. Over the years, I learned that the scenes I created in my head were way better than anything I could see in a photo or video. 🧵 1/10

Spooky season is over when Coach says it’s over. Give yourself a trick AND a treat with this sticky, furry, and horny story about a wrestling squad that goes full werewolf on each other. Bring a towel. 🌖 🐺 🍆 💦

Why the FUCK doesn’t LA have a decent bathhouse any more? Midtowne Spa closed in 2022, with an amazing pool, hot tub & roof deck. Melrose Baths closed in 2017. Flex has pool but no jacuzzi, and NoHo Spa has only a steam room & sauna, no water features at all. Slammer is just a sex club. 🧵 1/7

Yeah I’ve been remiss in doing more. I like some production on them (music, voice processing, etc.) so they take some time. I have a couple of ideas teed up and hope to get at least two more done in the next few months. Thanks for listening!

Yup, I'm still checking Telegram occasionally. Don't worry, I'll resume chatting there and posting to my private channel soon enough. Just need a break for awhile. In the meantime, download and read or listen to some of my smut! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

The wait is over: FULL MOON PRACTICE is live now -- grab your lube, grab a towel, and let's get ready to growl and howl this Halloween night! AWOOOOOO 🌕 🐺 🐾 Remember: send Coach pics or vids of your sesh or the aftermath, so I know you've put in the work 💦 😈 drive.google.com/file/d/173pj...

Pack, EYES ON ME. You waited like good pups. Coach is proud of you. The sticky, sweat-soaked finale of FULL MOON PRACTICE drops at midnight… Halloween. 🎃 I expect you ready. Don’t waste your edge. Hands where I can see ‘em. We finish together. Howl when you’re ready. 🌕🐺 #CoachAfterDark

Get caught up with my new COACH AFTER DARK series through this Thursday -- after that, I post the rest of the story and the fur-soaked, sticky finale of FULL MOON PRACTICE on Halloween Friday! 🎃🐺💦🍆🌕🫦

Play date tonight with two fun pals. MISE EN PLACE POUR INTIMITÉ: Cleaned out ✨ Candles lit 🕯️ Bed turned down 🛏️ Lube & poppers set out Ambient Chill playlist on 🧘 Edibles consumed 😵‍💫 (That last one is the reason for this post.) Coach is feelin’ buzzed and mellow and affectionate and piggy.

My kinks are pretty mild. The basics: Kindness first. I’m a soft dom into positive reinforcement; I love emotionally-supportive control & power exchange. I like pits & musk (not more than a few day’s worth). Breath control & light impact play if chemistry is good. Cigar sex if location works.

Starting a new erotica mini-series: COACH AFTER DARK. Non-canon one-shots where Coach stays soft-dom sweet while we get weird (werewolves, hypno, monsters, who knows?). Ep 1: FULL MOON PRACTICE drops tomorrow via daily bite-sized threads 10/18–10/30; full story + finale on 10/31. AWOOOOOO 🌕 🐺 🐾

Hit me up, fellas… ngl.link/coachbear

Still true.

Coach is headed to Palm Springs this weekend for some naked time at Western Xposure… www.westernxposure.net

Your pillow today while I play videogames.

We all know Bumbles is the big himbo service top.

Good boy, Tangent 💚

Had some 🍄 and poppers last night and a nice long 2.5hr edge on cam, first with an intense new spinning stroker/suction toy that got me close multiple times, then with my greased up fist, nice and slow while everyone watched as I blew all over my big dad belly 🍆 💦

Assigned Dad at the Function

TRUTH.

POV: you enjoy coach while he enjoys a cigar. #MonochromeMonday

TL;DR - don’t be a jerk. Support your partner. Intimacy first, always.

NEW WRITTEN EROTICA ALERT! 📖 👀 🥵 💦 Coach has got a sexy new series for you naughty boys to read that'll make you stroke & shoot your wad with a hot new bear buddy that'll make you fall heels-over-shoulders. ...AND IT'S FREE TO READ! Co-written with the hot n' adorable @cub56.bsky.social! 1/4🧵

I know I promised y’all some new written Coach & Cubby smut weeks ago, but life and work got in the way… HOWEVER… I currently have SIX stories in progress, all about 1/2-3/4 done… (1/3🧵)

Coach's office is open...

Sorry about the delay on this next written story -- things got a bit hectic. Will try for the end of this week. Stay horny, fellas. <3

Another satisfied reader! Catch up with Coach & Cubby’s horny adventures for free — link in bio! 💦 🍆 📖 👀

Jake’s never called him “Sir” in public, or stroked himself while Coach watched, arms crossed, quietly praising. But this Pride weekend—far from home & rules—they play harder, rougher, rawer. No one’s watching, except the ones they want to see. 🏳️‍🌈🖤🪩 New Coach & Cubby story soon, catch up here:

another satisfied customer ;)

Coach is in Palm Springs for Tidal Wave this week. Say hi. ;)

Dads on BlueSky today

You caught me in my office getting ready...

I know Father's Day can feel a little hollow for some of you. Not everyone gets the kind of dad they deserve. Not every dad makes space for who you really are. But Coach will still show up for you when you need it. You’re always safe here. You always get hugs here. Coach is very proud of you.

I feel very seen by my Instagram suggestions… 🐶 🥩 🐻

Hey pervs -- if you've read my stories, you know Coach & Cubby are building an amazing sexual & emotional relationship. I'm falling for both of them myself! Where would you like to see it go? Suggest some story ideas in the comments below, I'd love to hear what people think about these characters.

NEW SMUT DROP: the epic, sweaty, jizz-soaked finale to “The Playoffs” Coach & Cubby three-parter. Get out the lube & a towel. I guarantee this is gonna cause a mess. If you haven’t read Parts 1 & 2 (or the original C&C that started it all), check those out first, shared in the folder below.

Happy pride month, let’s celebrate! 🏳️‍🌈🧱🕺🏻

Swagger and talking a big game sometimes gets my attention… …but kindness always gives me a BONER.

Accurate.

One of Coach’s boys earned my hole tonight. Sweet, kind fella. Late bloomer, mid-30s, never fucked a guy before, hot nerdy furry bearded muscle otter, THICC traffic-cone dick. Watchin’ his face and hearin’ him go into non-verbal beast mode while he filled me up was a beautiful moment. Attaboy.

Make sure you get caught up on Coach & Cubby's Part Two of the Playoffs three-parter! I got super horned up finishing this & got super inspired on how to wrap things up in Part Three, which is going to be EPIC. I'm actually already almost done with it... but you perverts won't get it til next week!

Hey horny fuckers! In the mood for some new smut? There's a new COACH & CUBBY story available for you to read n' rub one out: THE PLAYOFFS: PART TWO, "Practice Makes Perfect" After all that shower suckin', Cubby finally gets fucked -- but Coach adds a twist. 🥵💦 drive.google.com/file/d/1i8qr...