I realized that I really do not fu*k with avocado because I got 3 taco supremes from Taco Pete and I’m annoyed that there’s too much avocado on them. It’s basically an avocado taco ☹️

Just watched episode 5 of Poker Face and they deserved to be in prison. Send them to jail expeditiously.

Just learned that there will be no second season of Twilight of the Gods. Kinda sucks.

BEING BLACK AND GAY IS ELITE. WE UP 10,000

Won’t he do it!

I keep getting ads asking if I’m gay and if I want to make new friends in my area. I’m gay but I don’t hang out with the friends I already have. I don’t need more invites to decline.

❤️

My mom: ***Giving me advice*** Me: “OMG Mom, stop giving me sage advice.”

I’m going to have to start actively praying for my little cousin. He goes to boot camp for the Navy next month. While I am against serving this raggedy ass country, man’s got his own goals.

I date women and yet, I would have her children.

My friend doesn’t know her mom’s favorite color and that don’t sit right with me.

It’s a mixed bag. We work with what we got.

My niece just asked me if I knew of a band named Boys to Gentlemen and I scream I scrumpt. These kids man.

I’m rooting for LA baby!!!

Lots of people are asking me why DOJ is leveraging the ICE deployment in Minnesota to obtain unreacted copies of the state's sensitive voter file data. I recently explained why this is the biggest legal story and may be the biggest political story of the year. Watch and share.

I watched His&Hers and I appreciate that my mom don’t play about me either. Some of y’all don’t have a real one in your corner and I wish better for you.

It’s funny, life is moving forward and I’m realizing that all I ever needed, I already had. Feeling really blessed this morning.

This song is almost perfect for this moment in time that we’re experiencing together: open.spotify.com/track/2bBMOD... @listigeplaylists.bsky.social

I want ramen so damn bad. But, I don’t want to drive to Gardena right now.

It’s a great day to be an Angeleno.

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

This made me cackle evilly as a Dodgers fan www.mlb.com/milb/news/fr... Dodgers have the best farm system and are the best at developing hitters and pitchers AND are the back to back world champions as well as one of only like 4 teams that spend money

I’m always seeing videos on how to make your own seasonings and breads and pastas. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a video on how to make your own graham crackers. I wonder if that guy Jordan would know.

More, faster, cheaper is no way to live.

A true hero. Rest in power.

Hey CA! Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year. www.rawstory.com/california-r...

I like that I normally don’t crave Chick-fil-a unless it’s a Sunday.

Nah, this is that “All Lives Matter” bs.

Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!

We finished but I did break up with her immediately after.

Kinda wish I hadn’t seen the video but that was straight up murder.

I occasionally travel for work and for the longest, when people asked me if I was American, I would respond, “No, I’m Californian”. I think 2025 showed were just built different. It’s not for everybody but I hope people see just what the morals are for a majority of here in the Golden State.

I want to plan a trip for my mom. Where do you take a person who loves Christmas during Christmas time?

My stepdad was just declared to be in remission and he went out with his friends for the first time in months. He came home and thanked my mom for taking care of him. He basically said, “I know I had cancer but they look like shit”.

Honestly, we started to lose as an American society during Gore v. Bush. If only Gore had won. Where would we be now?

This is the worst fucking timeline.

This is a good visual. Looks like in order to ensure we have proof that we mailed something on a specific day, we will have to stand in line at the post office and request a manual post mark.

I gotta look at things from the another perspective: This is the best time for storytellers. This next period is going to separate the influencers from the artists. The ones who can tell a story well. I here for it.

It’s already tomorrow in Verona.

Free Mind - TEMS

My stepdad was diagnosed with cancer in March and given 6 months. My mom did his medical plan, changed his diet and as of yesterday, he is cancer free. 2 weeks ago he paid off his house with the money my mom got to fix her house and told her God will help her. I want to give this nigga cancer again.

The games out right now are nothing compared to past years. It’s crazy how a lot of us are playing our backlog games and watching movies from earlier decades.

Her conversations were poetry. youtu.be/QaCgtNKqb7E

My younger cousin, who is on the spectrum, sat down with a plate full of banana pudding and a glass of apple juice at Christmas Dinner last night. He got mad when I looked at his set up and said, “Oh, no. Diabetes is for other people”. He ignored me for the rest of the night.

Next Christmas, a Dutch oven and a bread maker.

This was my introduction to Noir films when I was in film school. Lauren Bacall quickly became one of my favorite actresses.

Whitney was a ki!! 🤣

One thing I regret in life is contributing to the ever increasing ridiculousness that is the Fast Franchise. We really could have quit after 1.