trumper who’s really confused at his first krav maga class

it only cries because it knows i am the pee alpha. and it’s not really a fist fight when the other person doesn’t even get a hit in🤷🏻‍♀️

reading sailor moon has been lovely so far, but how come in a world of planetary and geological names does the main love interest get saddled with Tuxedo Mask? that’d be like if i was called Tank Top Buttplug

the actual funniest shit ever

why are so many toy photographers sucking off ai lately? it doesn’t make your shit look cool. it makes it look like shit. be embarrassed.

jarvis. buy paradise. now pave it. now put up a parking lot.

they’re calling me the leftist baddie bratty filipina in the comic book pajamas with an average bulge. and yknow what? who am i to disagree with them

what if instead of bluey he was… POOEY

people tell me i’m off-putting. maybe they’re right. i am off putting this gock in their moms on the nightly AM I RIGHT GIRLS

kamen rider gavv

NEVER PISS YOURSELF

selfcest steve lacey “i suck my cock it’s a baaaaad habit”

power wash sim dlc where you play as a bidet

slappin my gock against the wall just to feel something😔

the only bad thing about working a job i love with coworkers i adore is the guilt im forced to feel dropping a heinous dump in the work bathroom. i can’t be a selfish shitter anymore😭

www.youtube.com/live/-T1-2fM... unboxing now!

woke game of thrones be like “the royalty who was referenced”

LIVE PLAYING A TRANSFORMERS TTRPG

beesechurger

tubi or not tubi?

putting my injured thumb in direct sunlight hoping i will awaken latent kryptonian genes and become invincible

you should be able to write a negative review without the people who replaced the void in their soul with intellectual property freaking out, imo

puttin nicotine patches on my cock till the smoke pours out the tip😎

eyes so brown call that bitch the poopoo factory

why are they never talking about mary tyler less??

AGNES TACHYON IS MY FUCKING GOAT AAAAAAA I LOVE HONSE

oh yes. yes please. thank you very much

we went from bloons to a new roguelike deck builder to celeste and now my partner is doing tarot for chatters. drop by to see what we do next

would love for the bay returning rumors to be fake and the cooley ones to be true, but if i have to choose between both of them being true or neither, im going neither without a second of hesitation. i’d rather let the franchise rest a while then have such a shitass “creative” back in charge.

toy reviewer who only uses their penis for size comparisons

new content creation meta: listen to old streams at work on 1.75x speed so making stream highlights is WAY easier

whewewwwe daddy

tiktok having a button that just comments 3 of the same emoji is contributing to the death of like actual conversation. tf you mean you watched my review and “❤️❤️❤️” that means fucking nothing dude. honestly i’d rather not receive a comment on principle cuz you’re not even trying

so if lettuce has negative calories… if i eat two lettuce, it will cancel out and become positive… but if i eat three… i will become tiny?? but if i eat four

why are they gobots… why don’t they wanna staybots😭😭😭

Did you know that the majority of drownings happen in water

holy crap lois i’m in a doc lockdown video

just got to the rock pushing competition and there’s this sissy fussing about how it’ll never end and like he never makes progress. we used to be a proper country

i dig hole

gonna write a YA novel that’s like so epic and good and the protagonist is named seymour cox

optimus prime trapped in vehicle mode: “help stepbro i’m truck”

me drinking a bottle of perfume right off the rack in target so when she eats me out it’s a nice sparkly treat

my bitch wife says i have an epic penis😭

what if instead of house he was called cum-filled guy

mad at your puppy girl call that a pet peeve

you oughta be here cuckolds www.youtube.com/live/RQYOpgC...

is that your foreskin dangling or are you just happy to see me😏

i’ve started honking partner’s nose with the mouth of the fox instead of just using thumb and forefinger like usual. this is a game changer

ss86 megatron leak stuff is so swaggerless instead, simply sit in silence and then suddenly drop a video reveal and then do not respond to anybody have swagger, be an enigma

How stand when dick in ass send tweet