did you just poopoo my stinky from buttbuttzon

lewis pullman when winnis pushwoman walks in😱

poopy stinko

only difference between tmnt and daredevil is the brothers celebrate with pizza and video games and matt celebrates with several consecutive tearful orgasms

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

the left: he did it without congress’s approval, he needs to be impeached. the right: the president should have that power anyways! america is the best and we have every right to enforce ourselves on foreign powers. the guy whose hands are always cold: dude, feel how cold my hands are.

girl who pees into her own mouth to protect the sanctity of the public pool’s ph levels

wild seeing people excited for shia labeouf returning to transformers like he isn’t a self-confessed domestic abuser

it’s true, haha. i want to do this haha. i’m like. excited. haha!

i too have a fresh review aged in the hills of toronto with one @vangelus.bsky.social youtu.be/B2Zckol_oO4?...

i bring a certain joker/sephiroth energy to the function that the girls don’t appreciate😔

MECHS ARE COOL RAGGGHHGGH #heroforge #Lancer

love running out of fries with some bbq left in the container cuz then i gotta use my finger as a fake suckle fry just so i don’t waste any of the yummy sauce

shout out to daylight savings. nobody likes it, it benefits nobody, and it is still for some reason a pillar of american living. hope you don’t care about sunlight if you work a 9-5 cuz you’re not gonna get any after your morning commute

giving this a bump because it's still below 400 views and deserves at least 500 🥹

40 proof milk

rightwingers would be fine with hunter schafer if she was gatherer schafer. they don’t believe a woman should hunt. misogynists😔

i have no ass but i must cum - the cumless bumless

trumper who’s really confused at his first krav maga class

it only cries because it knows i am the pee alpha. and it’s not really a fist fight when the other person doesn’t even get a hit in🤷🏻‍♀️

reading sailor moon has been lovely so far, but how come in a world of planetary and geological names does the main love interest get saddled with Tuxedo Mask? that’d be like if i was called Tank Top Buttplug

the actual funniest shit ever

why are so many toy photographers sucking off ai lately? it doesn’t make your shit look cool. it makes it look like shit. be embarrassed.

jarvis. buy paradise. now pave it. now put up a parking lot.

they’re calling me the leftist baddie bratty filipina in the comic book pajamas with an average bulge. and yknow what? who am i to disagree with them

what if instead of bluey he was… POOEY

people tell me i’m off-putting. maybe they’re right. i am off putting this gock in their moms on the nightly AM I RIGHT GIRLS

kamen rider gavv

NEVER PISS YOURSELF

selfcest steve lacey “i suck my cock it’s a baaaaad habit”

power wash sim dlc where you play as a bidet

slappin my gock against the wall just to feel something😔

the only bad thing about working a job i love with coworkers i adore is the guilt im forced to feel dropping a heinous dump in the work bathroom. i can’t be a selfish shitter anymore😭

www.youtube.com/live/-T1-2fM... unboxing now!

woke game of thrones be like “the royalty who was referenced”

LIVE PLAYING A TRANSFORMERS TTRPG

beesechurger

tubi or not tubi?

putting my injured thumb in direct sunlight hoping i will awaken latent kryptonian genes and become invincible

you should be able to write a negative review without the people who replaced the void in their soul with intellectual property freaking out, imo

puttin nicotine patches on my cock till the smoke pours out the tip😎

eyes so brown call that bitch the poopoo factory

why are they never talking about mary tyler less??

AGNES TACHYON IS MY FUCKING GOAT AAAAAAA I LOVE HONSE

oh yes. yes please. thank you very much

we went from bloons to a new roguelike deck builder to celeste and now my partner is doing tarot for chatters. drop by to see what we do next

would love for the bay returning rumors to be fake and the cooley ones to be true, but if i have to choose between both of them being true or neither, im going neither without a second of hesitation. i’d rather let the franchise rest a while then have such a shitass “creative” back in charge.

toy reviewer who only uses their penis for size comparisons

new content creation meta: listen to old streams at work on 1.75x speed so making stream highlights is WAY easier

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