Vibe coding with Claude and it take 15-30 seconds of thinking before checking in with me. Like bro, leave me alone.

Just spelled "accommodate" correctly on my first try. I AM A SPELLING GOD

They should have raked the rivers.

I'm fighting with Claude Code over which table a computed value should be in. It's the future.

I'm kinda sick of Big Bay Leaf telling us they're needed in every recipe and yet nobody knows what it does.

Some days I wake up and violence chooses me.

…believe it or not… calls

Oh man I wish I had started scraping retailer websites for price changes a few months ago. STUPID.

I'm going to start justifying my decisions by saying "I'm doing what's best for my family", which includes me and my dog.

Someone on Reddit just asked “People born in the 1900’s, what was it like growing up without HDTV?” I can’t.

Remember when we had three branches of government? Good times.

God forbid I try to brew install something. > Yeah hold on bro, I need to update every fucking thing you've installed ever and verify the integrity of every file and now your machine doesn't work. FUCK YOU.

Watching @tastylive.bsky.social and really loving Tony Battista interrupt Tom Sosnoff every time he opens his mouth. Most annoying thing ever. LET TOM SPEAK!

S&P futures down 4.2% so far

Why do I envision Trump yelling “TINY SCREWS!” at one of his next rallies?

We’re gonna see an uptick in spending which might briefly muddy the numbers before consumer spending crashes hard. BUCKLE UP!

I want to gouge my eyes out listening to @schumer.senate.gov give his "empassioned" speeches about how bad things are. ...proceeds to slightly lift his arms while make a fist. YOU'RE SO FAR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, CHUCK, STEP ASIDE!

"Is there a group chat?" Favorite question so far for Jerome Powell.

I've pretty much settled on an Island Packet.

🤣 the title of CNBC's latest video: "Snap-on CEO Nick Pinchuk: We don't think the tariffs were necessary" www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW2X...

Funny enough, the S&P 500 is only back to Aug 2024 levels.

Boom, as in implosion.

This is perfect

I’d watch Severance but I’m not paying for a new subscription service, not in this economy.

I guess I’ll become a woodworker.

This. Part of the problem with democratic marketing is they often assume people know things.

Fuck yes. Although, this is how civil wars start.

I really wish the @krassenstein.bsky.social would cite sources. I want to read more when stories break!

Don't look up.

Even now, seeing @schumer.senate.gov's board of state-by-state tariffs makes me nervous. GTFO Chuck. You aren't ready for this.

My boy Steve Liesman telling it like it is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUaP...

I went to a small high school where economics wasn't even offered as a class. I took Microeconomics the first semester in college to satisfy a gen-ed requirement. First day, my professor drew a supply demand curve showing how you'd know what the price of blue jeans should be, AND I WAS HOOKED.

"...down like the economy" I remember dancing to this song after the financial crisis of '08. LETS GOOO! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ9e...

I need to get rid of my fucking $USD. My god. I'm apparently not approved for forex trading because fuck me why would I think I'd need to dump the reserve currency of the world.

They have treated us so unfairly.

"They're burning down the house to cook a steak." My favorite line today by @carlquintanilla.bsky.social

Today's selloff is only the beginning. Next up is a long, arduous, choppy march down to some fun new lows. This isn't a typical pullback, this is a regime change.

My favorite part of these tariffs is that Russia is excluded from them lol.

I tried using the Finch app. The hardest item on the list is “Do one thing that makes me happy.” …I don’t know.

Tesla's deliveries down 13% from a year ago. They missed even the terrible expectations by over 10%. $TSLA stock is...down less than 1% right now. This stock literally defies gravity.

There's a bad moon rising.

Oh you mean like last time.

Surprise surprise.

YES! The left needs to drop its purity testing. And this includes accepting corporate PAC money. We need all the ammunition we can carry.

"This country is going to shit." as I look at my misshapen DiGiorno frozen pizza.

I should open a machine shop

I’m oddly okay with this one.

Why else would April 2 be called Liberation Day? Liberating us from what? I think NATO.

I’m thinking about ponying up $40 a month just to read a physical Wall Street Journal paper every day. I miss the smell. And no pop up ads.