Cayman Jack is the drink where you stop thinking about kissing boys and actually do it #notsponsoredbutopenedtotheidea

CHIITAN!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

Is it a canon event for queer people to have owned a shitty Honda Civic?? It's happened twice including myself and I'm seeing a pattern

On pokemon day I drew peoples suggestions from memory and I just really fuck with this one

Waterboarding a grandfather clock bc of daylight savings

I miss my old roommates bc we used to make monkey noises but I'd get really into it and have to apologize

I love being stupid and saving draft posts so I can share all my stupid all at once (:

Lowkey need me some new audiodramas but it's such a bummer trying to find a new one.

Guess this means I should try multiclassing lmao. My first dnd character was a ranger and lately I've been wanting to play monk. Don't really fuck with clerics or bards solely bc they only get one action. If I go monk I can just juggle a MF and stun lock them lol 🔗: www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

guy who is experiencing heartache, not from love, but from six egg omelette breakfast

Guy who was supposed to take over the crew I'm on didn't show up today so I had to run it. Rain soaked through my jacket and my lower back was wet all day.

One day I'll be the Cult of the Lamb curse where they'll see my art. It's been like 3 years but that ain't gonna stop me

Dawn always does incredible work and is such a pleasure to work with! They're responsible for making my little PNGtuber that I use. Please support them and check out their work!

DELIVERED A COFFEE TO ROXI AND SHE GAVE ME HER OLD DRAWING TABLET I LOVE THIS WOMAN

Fuck I love TWRP. I LOVE TWWWWRRRRP!

Been doing a second playthrough of cyberpunk and I've learned how to dash hop so just doing that and using a smart shotgun I feel like I'm playing doom again teehee.

Friend of mine gave me an update on her transition

Watching my strange addiction and they're showing this dude who's addicted to getting jacked and the music they're using genuinely sounds like a remix of the among us theme

Getting 85% milk and a pound of 2% beef

Many people's aunt's and uncle's and grandma's first exposure to Jerma was through my heartwarming real true 100 emoji video.

PB&FJ 🤤🥜👣 #sorrynotsorry

yeah so I think they should make birdhouses but upside down so that bats can sleep in it instead and it would be right side up for them.

Yeah I'm a bit of a gamer (bg3 would be on here with like over 300 hours but that's on my PS5)

Old Navy order came in today. My ass looks so good in them pants on Friday my friends will be like "damn shawdy did your ass get fatter? 🤤😛"

Talked to a coworker about larian using ai and we came to the conclusion that even if it's used as Google or an art book then why the fuck would you just not use that? All you're doing is opening the door for GenAI bros to be like "erm yeah, this is epic. See we NEED AI"

I NEED Supergiant to release an art book for hades 1 and 2. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Just beat hades 2 and I am excited for the epilogue and how it all plays out. Banger game. Banger mechanics. Banger music. Banger art. It's such a hard choice which hades I like better. I do miss Orpheus and his tunes but like having a frog familiar fuckin rocks

Cris gets mad when I say motherfucker like that one white lady at target

If I had a homunculus I'd let em take a hit of the pen and then start speaking really fast n telling it that THEY are coming for it and make it paranoid

Anyways, too busy downloading busty Withers and Gale mods to give a fuck

Getting blocked by my own brother on IG is hilarious like dawg I already unfollowed you on everything else, I do not give a fuck about your life that much babe. L+ratio+yo mama thinks you stink

To be honest, seeing Tim Alan turn into Santa and lose his own personality to holiday cheer is fuckin terrifying to say the least.

Bouncing on it in a non euclidean way in the astral plane so our souls intertwine is crazy.

Me and Cris be rolling the big ass d20 for stupid shit today.

Tbh I think it'd be fun to invite the homies over and go crazy over some hot dogs, 1 big buzz ball and a tubi movie marathon

It feels so good to slap your belly after eating a big sandwich 🤤😋

Cris said I'm his torta

Can't wait where I can stay up late again n join friends on video games n talk shit n all the sillies

Cris let me stay up and play video games so I ate a 7 hour old chicken sandwich and drank an energy drink and went to bed at 2. Woke up at 11 and then we got donuts. God is good

Hawk tuah

I think I should post more on here. My Twitter is basically dead at this point so womp womp. 1 like and I'll post my drafted tweets from that hellsite

Dream big fart bigger

if you see this, QRP with a ship that makes you happy. It's a tie between these two baddies 💚😛

The urge to ragebait my friends with the utmost love and respect

GARFTOBER: videogame My life is like a videogame or whatever the lyrics are lmao

Garftober: Freeze & Treat. I used 2 prompts because I wanted to catch up. *Sigh* f my chungus 9-5 life

Garftober: perseverance And I dang like that game Peak where ya gotta like persevere and like be a menace

Garftober: Holy This one was fun as hell bc I watched a silly video and liked the artist's brush strokes so I wanted to try it out. #garftober2025

Garftober: Monday (the Second(much like Friday the 13th))