Bamhurger🐞🍔
@thebamhurgler.bsky.social
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Cayman Jack is the drink where you stop thinking about kissing boys and actually do it
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8 days ago
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CHIITAN!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
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9 days ago
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Is it a canon event for queer people to have owned a shitty Honda Civic?? It's happened twice including myself and I'm seeing a pattern
9 days ago
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On pokemon day I drew peoples suggestions from memory and I just really fuck with this one
11 days ago
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11 days ago
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Waterboarding a grandfather clock bc of daylight savings
16 days ago
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I miss my old roommates bc we used to make monkey noises but I'd get really into it and have to apologize
25 days ago
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I love being stupid and saving draft posts so I can share all my stupid all at once (:
26 days ago
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Lowkey need me some new audiodramas but it's such a bummer trying to find a new one.
about 1 month ago
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Guess this means I should try multiclassing lmao. My first dnd character was a ranger and lately I've been wanting to play monk. Don't really fuck with clerics or bards solely bc they only get one action. If I go monk I can just juggle a MF and stun lock them lol 🔗:
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
guy who is experiencing heartache, not from love, but from six egg omelette breakfast
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Guy who was supposed to take over the crew I'm on didn't show up today so I had to run it. Rain soaked through my jacket and my lower back was wet all day.
about 1 month ago
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One day I'll be the Cult of the Lamb curse where they'll see my art. It's been like 3 years but that ain't gonna stop me
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
Dawn always does incredible work and is such a pleasure to work with! They're responsible for making my little PNGtuber that I use. Please support them and check out their work!
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olive࣪ ִֶָ☾.
about 1 month ago
DELIVERED A COFFEE TO ROXI AND SHE GAVE ME HER OLD DRAWING TABLET I LOVE THIS WOMAN
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Fuck I love TWRP. I LOVE TWWWWRRRRP!
about 2 months ago
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Been doing a second playthrough of cyberpunk and I've learned how to dash hop so just doing that and using a smart shotgun I feel like I'm playing doom again teehee.
about 2 months ago
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Friend of mine gave me an update on her transition
about 2 months ago
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Watching my strange addiction and they're showing this dude who's addicted to getting jacked and the music they're using genuinely sounds like a remix of the among us theme
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
Getting 85% milk and a pound of 2% beef
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3 months ago
Many people's aunt's and uncle's and grandma's first exposure to Jerma was through my heartwarming real true 100 emoji video.
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PB&FJ 🤤🥜👣
#sorrynotsorry
3 months ago
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yeah so I think they should make birdhouses but upside down so that bats can sleep in it instead and it would be right side up for them.
3 months ago
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Yeah I'm a bit of a gamer (bg3 would be on here with like over 300 hours but that's on my PS5)
3 months ago
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Old Navy order came in today. My ass looks so good in them pants on Friday my friends will be like "damn shawdy did your ass get fatter? 🤤😛"
3 months ago
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Talked to a coworker about larian using ai and we came to the conclusion that even if it's used as Google or an art book then why the fuck would you just not use that? All you're doing is opening the door for GenAI bros to be like "erm yeah, this is epic. See we NEED AI"
3 months ago
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I NEED Supergiant to release an art book for hades 1 and 2. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
3 months ago
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Just beat hades 2 and I am excited for the epilogue and how it all plays out. Banger game. Banger mechanics. Banger music. Banger art. It's such a hard choice which hades I like better. I do miss Orpheus and his tunes but like having a frog familiar fuckin rocks
3 months ago
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Cris gets mad when I say motherfucker like that one white lady at target
3 months ago
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If I had a homunculus I'd let em take a hit of the pen and then start speaking really fast n telling it that THEY are coming for it and make it paranoid
3 months ago
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Anyways, too busy downloading busty Withers and Gale mods to give a fuck
3 months ago
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Getting blocked by my own brother on IG is hilarious like dawg I already unfollowed you on everything else, I do not give a fuck about your life that much babe. L+ratio+yo mama thinks you stink
3 months ago
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To be honest, seeing Tim Alan turn into Santa and lose his own personality to holiday cheer is fuckin terrifying to say the least.
3 months ago
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Bouncing on it in a non euclidean way in the astral plane so our souls intertwine is crazy.
3 months ago
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Me and Cris be rolling the big ass d20 for stupid shit today.
3 months ago
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Tbh I think it'd be fun to invite the homies over and go crazy over some hot dogs, 1 big buzz ball and a tubi movie marathon
3 months ago
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It feels so good to slap your belly after eating a big sandwich 🤤😋
3 months ago
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Cris said I'm his torta
3 months ago
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Can't wait where I can stay up late again n join friends on video games n talk shit n all the sillies
4 months ago
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Cris let me stay up and play video games so I ate a 7 hour old chicken sandwich and drank an energy drink and went to bed at 2. Woke up at 11 and then we got donuts. God is good
4 months ago
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Hawk tuah
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4 months ago
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I think I should post more on here. My Twitter is basically dead at this point so womp womp. 1 like and I'll post my drafted tweets from that hellsite
4 months ago
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Dream big fart bigger
4 months ago
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if you see this, QRP with a ship that makes you happy. It's a tie between these two baddies 💚😛
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5 months ago
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The urge to ragebait my friends with the utmost love and respect
5 months ago
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GARFTOBER: videogame My life is like a videogame or whatever the lyrics are lmao
5 months ago
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Garftober: Freeze & Treat. I used 2 prompts because I wanted to catch up. *Sigh* f my chungus 9-5 life
5 months ago
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Garftober: perseverance And I dang like that game Peak where ya gotta like persevere and like be a menace
5 months ago
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Garftober: Holy This one was fun as hell bc I watched a silly video and liked the artist's brush strokes so I wanted to try it out.
#garftober2025
5 months ago
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Garftober: Monday (the Second(much like Friday the 13th))
5 months ago
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