It’s time we rescued Dale Cooper from the Black Lodge. America needs him.

I love this so much

Huh.... so it turns out that Trump actually CAN gather big crowds...

No kings, but this QUEEN is your most valuable piece

No kings, but always support this QUEEN OF THE MONSTERS

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support to this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support for this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support for this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support for this absolute QUEEN

No kings, but always support for QUEEN.

No kings, but always support for this absolute QUEEN.

No kings, but always support for this absolute QUEEN.

We all knew RFK was obsessed with autism. Now it’s teenagers sperm counts? Dude, just admit you’re a eugenecist.

Arby’s may have the meats, but the steak nugget proves they have not yet learned to use them responsibly.

RIP to the best there ever was, Drew Struzsan.

Root canal work was so intensive it caused a major Trigeminal neuralgia flare up which necessitated an ER visit, but right now I am feeling pretty good. God Bless torodol.

Never change, Portland.

Two-hours on a root canal for a single tooth. This guy was BADLY infected

The Nazi regime sterilized autistic people. Implying it is caused by a procedure that began with Judaism is a bad look.

My choice for the Nobel Peace Prize this year: Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.

Then Congress better not be fucking paid either.

Having 24-hour comics day on a Tuesday seems like unfortunate planning.

Horror hounds, metal heads, punk rockers, comic geeks, astrophysicists and misfits are my kind of people.

Be more like Vincent Price.

America: the nation that no longer dreams

I still can't get over the surreal experience of watching Trump effectively telling all our generals he is going to order them to kill American citizens in my city in a speech that he also stopped midway through to spend 5 minutes explaining how he is so smart for walks down stairs slowly.

The quantum of all small dick energy.

How, exactly, do you tariff a movie? Like … logistically.

This insurance pre-approval can’t come soon enough. Trigeminal neuralgia is bad enough without an infected tooth irritating it.

I woke up this morning with an idea for a project, nearly fully formed, that is amazing.

Think I can call off work tomorrow as having been raptured?

Iceland is looking awfully attractive lately…

A seriously underrated movie m.youtube.com/watch?v=JyFL...

OBEY MARRY AND REPRODUCE NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT OBEY STAY ASLEEP

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

In life, be a Robert Redford.

Oh, but also fuck the New York Post also.

Fuck Brian Kilmeade especially.