I’ll make deals with devil cause my d*cks bigger

I WAS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE 2HRS TO A PLACE AND BACK TO DROP OFF A CAR- AND THEN THE PLANS CANCELED I DIDNT GO TO THE MOVIE ULTIMATELY BECAUSE OF THESE PLANS I HATE IT HERE

The last chorus where’s she’s saying “thank you for the lovely bouquet” as the showgirl, she’s saying thank you to us for allowing her to buy her masters back. the masters are the lovely bouquet. From us. I know it’s probably not, but it sounds like it could be and I am running with it

My mom didn’t know they called Native American “Indians” because Christopher Columbus thought he was reaching the indies and not a new continent and she laughed so hard And honestly that’s funny asf

EXACTLY THIS!!! everyone ate up mans best friend but when taylor did it she gets hate 🙄

You guys I’m sorry I just couldn’t I have to drive 4 hours tomorrow, and I just got off my work week. It felt like a chore. And I probably should have gone, but the album was already in repeat and my depression has been high this past week. I know the music video is coming out later, so I’ll be fine

I have a ticket in like 40 minutes for the theater release but I just don’t have the energy in me to go

Is this what the QR codes supposed to be for?

People saying swifties taste in music is bland, and our minds would melt with k-pop or metal, are just plain rude. Excuse me if I don’t want incoherent, loud electric guitar and drums bursting my eardrum And I’m sorry, but k-pop is not that different from American pop

oh so NOW you all like tortured poets…

Also, one more thing before I’m done with the hate of the album for today Not people thinking cancelled is about her “MAGA Friends” (Brittany basically), when it’s SO OBVIOUSLY about her reputation era. As she’s constantly referencing things she’s said about her reputation era.

At the end of the day? Is it her best album? Evermore is right there. Is it the dumpster fire that people are making it out to be? Absolutely not. It’s a fun album, it’s fun to listen to. Not everything has to be super serious all the time.

Alright now I know I’m in the twilight zone. There’s no way people actually think Joe is the reason that folklore and evermore turned out the way they did. That’s trolling. And if you genuinely think that, you are not a person to be taken seriously.

This is kinda disgusting, actually

NOW THEY’VE BROKEN YOU LIKE THEY’VE BROKEN ME, BROKEN GLASS IS A LOT MORE SHARP AND NOW YOU KNOW WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE

I’m gonna be so cunty singing CANCELLED! during karaoke

Billie: releases a song about eating a girl out, calling her lunch Reaction: love it Sabrina: releases a song about letting a man explore her body, in the guise of exploring a house Reaction: love it Taylor: releases a song about getting good dick, by comparing it to different…

Also also, sorry I’m fired up, the songs I keep seeing being hated on is Wood and Actually Romantic. That’s 2/12 songs. That’s a solid B of an album, right there (10/12). That doesn’t make the album bad, that’s a great run for an album.

People are going to enter in your life where they just constantly hate on you for no reason, while you’ve done nothing to them. That’s what actually romantic is about. It’s about you living in someone’s head rent free. I don’t think it’s as much as a diss track as people make it out to be

I gotta be honest, I really don’t get it. Why is “wood” actively being panned and made fun of, when “house tour” is universally praised? Why are other artists allowed to make distracks, but when Taylor does it, it’s immature.

If this doesn’t make sense to you, let me just Cyclops was orphaned at a young age, and Professor X basically took him in and became a father to him. He was pretty much groomed to be the leader of the x-men. He, of course, grew up and they started having different takes on what

Father Figure is so cyclops coded

Can’t wait till I can get high and listen to this album I have a feeling Elizabeth is gonna hit different

Art. Is. Resistance.

This. This is the vibes of actually romantic.

Can I be honest? I get what Elizabeth Taylor is about, but why did she choose Elizabeth Taylor? It’s Taylor swift, of course there’s an answer beyond “just ‘cause”. She could have chosen any famous original actress, but she chose Elizabeth Taylor. For what?

Bitches: All Taylor swift songs sounds the same Also Bitches: WhY iSn’T tHiS aLbUm AnOtHeR fOlKlOrE sTyLe AlBuM

the best thing about folklore is that it exists and i can go back and listen to it whenever the fuck i want. i don’t need to compare every new album to folklore and get mad because the new songs don’t have exactly the same kind of lyricism. because i understand that her discography is diverse.

And to be clear, you can not like the album, it can just not be for you. If it’s not for you, it’s not for you. Don’t hold it against the album because your expectations were off, or because you think it’s something it’s not.

People saying Taylor is copying Sabrina Carpenter, is just wrong. First off, Sabrina doesn’t own the monopoly of women owning their sexuality, and being sexy. Second, Sabrina would go way way farther on some of these tracks, and “it’s kinda making me wet” would be treated like a normal lyric

The r/swiftlyneutral is anything but neutral about this album And the only thing I get from their “criticism” is that it’s not what they expected, and wanted lyrics like the individual poems in each vinyl variant. To that I say, go listen to folklore.

GOOD THING I LIKE MY FRIENDS CANCELED I LIKE EM CLOAKED IN GUCCI AND IN SCANDEL LIKE MY WHISKEY SOUR AND MY POISON THORNY FLOWERS CAN’T YOU SEE MY INFAMY LOVES COMPANY NOW THEYVE BROKEN UOU LIKE THEYVE BROKEN ME

october 3rd is a pretty huge deal... happy mean girls day! 🩷

Btw in literature it’s suggested that Ophelia died by suicide

ITS A GOOD THING I LIKE MY FRIENDS CANCELLED!

“Taylor swift does nothing for me, exiting the timeline” GREAT! Do you want an award? A cookie? Maybe the stick out of your ass perhaps? Good god people. You don’t have to like everything and you don’t need to announce everything you hate. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

My first ranking And let’s be clear, tomorrow it will probably be extremely different

Some of the criticisms of this album honestly sounds like this

I protect the family

And when I say eldest daughter is my least favorite track 5?

Who is father figure even about?

Taylor can be my father figure any day

Favorite song has to be canceled Least favorite was probably honey, But I appreciate how tightly crafted this album was. I think any more or any less songs wouldn’t be either too much or too little songs. Honey was probably the closest thing to a filler song, but also it really needs to be there

What an album

SABRINA SOUNDS SO PRETTY

No but why is canceled my favorite so far?

I’m really fucking with CANCELLED!

This album is so explicitly sexual omg

NEW HEIGHTS IN MAN HOOD WITH NEW HEIGHTS BEING CAPATALIZED STOP I CAN’T