WU OH OH OH OH MY LORD NEVER MET NO ONE LIKE YOU BEFORE YOU HAD TO MAKE YOUR OWN SUNSHINE BUT NOW THE SKY IS OPALITE

I would love love love to get high tonight Unfortunately I have to keep thc out of my system NOBODY SAID I COULDNT DRINK THO

My slutty pajamas not temping him in the least.

Found out yesterday that my boss thinks I’m incredibly incompetent and lazy because I didn’t like working completely unnecessary overtime, don’t look at teams off work, and took a day off when the weather was bad. So he doesn’t like that I have work boundaries.

You said you like my eyes and you like to make them roll

This situationship has to end, I just can’t refuse I don’t want to break up again

My family: a new boyfriend, a new high paying job, going abroad to England. Me: … I opened my sunroof today because it wasn’t cold outside.

I’m right here, waiting? Hello? The joke can be over now? You’re so silly, baby.

You’ve just given me so much *sigh* Attention It’s so *sigh* Romantic

WE TELL THE WORLD TO LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE AND THEY DO

I did it, I told the new person at my company to run

The way Taylor sprayed opalite on herself, and not the rock As if she thought SHE was the problem, and not the non-reciprocating, emotionally distant rock!

The outro to casual by Chappell Roan is peak “Bragging to your friends I got off when you hit it… I’m sorry dude, you didn’t” fucking brutal Ending with screaming “you can go to hell” is oh so satisfying 10/10

I MEAL PREPPED LIKE A REAL ADULT

It’s actually romantic I really gotta hand it to you

Voting for bad bunny to piss MAGAts off

Not rooting for Seahawks

Obsessed that the rock was just there at karaoke, not performing much, It was drab and they sat down. Like how it was a burden for SOMEOME to even show up at the eras tour. But then opalite came along and they did a whole ass performance. Like how SOMEONE WENT ON THE TOUR AND PERFORMED WITH TAYLOR

I’m not stating the whole 8 hours today, fuck this. I’m leave at 9 or 9:30. Not 10:30.

I’m basically done with all my mandatory work for the day. Thinking about crawling under my desk and napping for a couple hours for time to pass

When I see an absurdly high tramadol, cocaine, or THC while analyzing drug tests

Honey is deceptively catchy

Taylor should do a mafia movie parody for the music video of father figure

I WAS YOUR FATHER FIGURE YOU PULLED THE WRONG TRIGGER

We were like the mall before the internet 🩵🧡🩵🧡🩵

These track suits as merch when?

She has a “directed projects” thing on her website that you can click through and see which ones she directed. I’m so fucking obsessed.

Opalite is gonna win best music video at the grammy’s 2027, win video of the year at the AMA’s. It’s gonna sweep.

Obsessed with the symbolism of Taylor’s man being a rock and the other guy’s woman being a cactus

the woman loving a ROCK who just sits there and then insults her when she leaves, and the man loving a CACTUS that hurts him every time he tries to be kind to it…. genius!! I really just love how her brain works! 😮‍💨😩

Immediate music video classic for me. Oh my god I love it so so much.

It’s time for me yearly obsession with speak now! Whenever spring time starts to come around, I end up like this with speak now.

Never grow up destroying me before work

I think labyrinth is Taylor’s best love song.

You think I’m tacky, baby? Stop talking dirty to me. You think it sounded nasty? It feels like you’re flirting with me.

shout out to women

Wait this is so iconic

I’m just saying that the hatred towards Cynthia Erivo seems awfully racist. Black women can only stay in the spotlight for so long before they’re no longer tolerated and shunned out.

You can have him if you’d like, I’ve been there done that once or twice And singing about it don’t mean I care Yeah, I’ve been known to share

Take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die I don’t belong My beloved, neither do you Those Windermere peaks look like the perfect place to cry

I love this “I love you; it’s ruining my life” sweatsuit, it’s so cool And it’s matching, it’s so cool

Dolly Parton is so based

How am I *not* supposed to have deeply ingrained misandry when my father and my current boss are both narcissist mediocre white men who failed up but now they they’re better than everyone else? I mean, really…

Say what you want about Miranda priestly, but runway would be half of what it is if she were a man

No cause I don’t think you understand that theses songs touch me to the core of my hurt

“Won’t let nobody hurt you. Won’t let no one break your heart. No one will desert you, just try to never grow up” “The time will arrive for the cruel and the mean, you’ll learn to bounce back just like your trampoline. But now we’re curtail your curiosity. In sweetness. Way to go tiger”

I’ve not met one person who wasn’t inspired by/didn’t relate to “mean” I think we need to stop sleeping on the song.

You don’t want to know me I will just let you down

“But he had a gun” (when he never touched it) sure is sounding a lot like “what was she wearing” these days

Just once I wanna respond with this when my boss asks me something