Fuckin hell, stopping my 2 hours of YouTube shorts to tell you guys The shark tank shorts comments are HILARIOUS. they HATE Barbara. She never makes a deal so they constantly make fun of her. “AnD fOr tHaT rEaSoN, iM oUt” -Barbara. And when she does they all claim it’s AI. I’m dying

JACK OFF TO LYRICS BY LENARD COHEN DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, JUST CAUSE YOU ACT LIKE ONE- DOESN’T MAKE YOU A MAN

My mom is watching a reality tv show about Amish people. And I’m not entertained I’m just sad.

We maybe have been nose dived into fascism, and then bombed are way into WW3 But at least I made a really good plate of nachos

Not some jackass getting mad at me because he was the dumbass that tried to cut through the parking lot and had to stop because I was following the directions Jesus, dude, it’s Walmart.

Wow that was a good sleep, I’m glad there was no historical events that happened overnight.

we never talk about how you found god at your ex’s house

I can’t imagine how devastated and soul crushed Nebula must have felt when she knew that thanos snapped. That was her abusive father, and that’s all he cared about. Not her, that fucking massochistic plan. That he prattled on about while abusing her.

How my ass feels when I eat a really good cheeseburger

For the new Pokémon starters, this one is my favorite. There is not a thought behind those eyes.

Next thing you know I’m like Manifestin’ that you’re oversized

Who cares about ai integration, give me “find my” integration. Let me find my lost pen, chapstick, REMOTE etc… like I can find my AirPods on my iPhone

I need chapsticks that have find my iPhone support

No one sees when you lose when you’re playing solitaire

if clarities in death then WHY. WON’T. THIS. DIE

The more I listen to midnights the more I love the album

I do think hits different and you’re losing me is the epilogue of the album. Like midnights was part 1. 3am Was part 2. Part 1 ends with her realizing she was the mastermind and put in ALL of the effort into the relationship. Part 2 ends with ends up with her fully disillusioned.

Obsessed with how midnights starts with “you don’t pay attention to me (lovingly)” and ends with “you don’t pay attention to me (derogatory)”

I just know if showgirl came out when the eras tour happened, that father figure and opalite would be BOMBASS sets

When Taylor said she’s proud of us as a community during the all too well speech That’s more times of Taylor Swift saying “I’m proud of you” than my own father that. I guess Taylor was my father figure the whole time.

What the Taylor haters don’t realize is that her and her lyricism had made me and millions of other swifties feel heard for the first time ever. Made us not feel alone, and got us through very difficult times. No amount of non-unique semi-problematic nitpicks is going to change that for us.

This is my emotional support human

Time to watch the eras tour again

Realizing I heavily relate to anti-hero again and now I’m Gonna cry

Damn the Scarlett Kinda a force of nature. She put up the best fight solo at thanos She enslaved a town THEN STUDIED MAGIC. Like before, those are damn good feats But after…

Did Taylor write “fuck the patriarchy” in ATWTMV to highlight how performative that man is, throwing her the keys on the ground at her feet? And how everything that man does is FAKE? No. She just really wanted to scream “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY” to crowds of millions.

Fuck the patriarchy

I drew curtains closed, drank my poison all alone

Midnights is that bitch

I just think If showgirl was an EP that had 1.) fate of Ophelia 2.) Elizabeth Taylor 3.) Opalite 4.) father figure 5.) honey 6.) the life of a showgirl It would literally be the perfect EP

TO FULFILL YOUR DREAMS, YOU HAD TO GET RID OF ME

I’ll I ask is for your loyalty. My dear protège

I need “honey” by Taylor swift to be my reality

When, not if, this whole dictatorship is thrown in the trash finally- I want, no, need fox to go with them.

MCSTEAMY DIED?

Reminiscing about my own maroon moments God that song is such a vibe and so relatable

CLOCKED OUT FOR THE FINAL TIMEEEEE

I think I’m just fundamentally bad at life Cause everything gets on my mind and it’s a lot and I can hardly keep up Even the simple act of being a good friend is a lot for me. I don’t know how to deal with it. Then I shut down

Sometimes life is just Too much

I really could’ve used FLORIDA!!!! in high school

Today is my last day at my job And like So may people have came up to me that I really don’t know and don’t interact with on a daily basis being like “Omg I’m gonna miss you. I’m gonna miss your smile in the hallway. You’re so kind” and like

How dare you think it’s romantic, Leaving me safe and stranded?

You guysssssss I miss the eras tour

Next time I move I’m taking that cat with me

My sister has basically abandoned her cat. While the cat still lives at home. Just shut off all love towards her. Shut her out of her room. Stopped with any care at all. I’m so fucking pissed.

WU OH OH OH OH MY LORD NEVER MET NO ONE LIKE YOU BEFORE YOU HAD TO MAKE YOUR OWN SUNSHINE BUT NOW THE SKY IS OPALITE

I would love love love to get high tonight Unfortunately I have to keep thc out of my system NOBODY SAID I COULDNT DRINK THO

My slutty pajamas not temping him in the least.

Found out yesterday that my boss thinks I’m incredibly incompetent and lazy because I didn’t like working completely unnecessary overtime, don’t look at teams off work, and took a day off when the weather was bad. So he doesn’t like that I have work boundaries.

You said you like my eyes and you like to make them roll