I have NEVER in my entire fucking life🤬🖕

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

Get the fuck outta here 🥱🙄🤥

I need to smile. Show me your pets🙏 (No *trouser snakes* pls!! I’m not falling for that again…)

Good lord, I can hear (and smell) this gif

After 44 years of careful analysis, it is my professional opinion that: 1. I’m a negative thinker when it comes to matters affecting myself 2. I’m a positive thinker when it comes to matters affecting those around me that I love and care about. Gotta fix 1.

I wanna go back in time like 20 yrs ago and tell my maga parents that Donald Trump is going to be their political hero in the future. I wanna experience THAT level of humor-fueled outrage from them. I really do.

Dear Aliens/UFO/UAPs- We’re ready for the takeover. Please come get us and/or take control of Earth. We clearly lost our way a while back, but sh** is just STUPID outta control now.

Allergies can take a long walk off a short effing pier

Hillary was right. Deplorable. All of em.

Who TF would ever see the words *Tuna Melt* on a menu and be like, “mmmm yes, I’ll have THAT” 🤷‍♀️🤢

If you’re someone who’s still over here defending your stupid a** protest vote against Kamala…you can eff alllllll the way off. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT 🤫🖕

Absolutely! MN didn’t take the bait✌️

Weird to try to insult me by calling me “WOKE”. That’s literally not an insult 🤷‍♀️ C’mon, do better!

There’s a hundred percent chance I will be a complete shut-in when I’m an old lady

Bad Bunny just did something trump could never do; named all the countries in the Americas. #BadBunny

Inject this into my veins!! #superbowllx

I don’t understand how nurses exist, because nursing school is completely impossible. #nursingschool #3rdsemester #OB #Peds #ADN #RN

No, you will NOT mess with my voting rights. Understand that I will absolutely fight you, ok? I. WILL. FIGHT. YOU.

I truly & honestly don’t get why people get so offended when they hear someone speaking another language. Do you think they’re talking about you or something? Are you that egotistical? I go to comm. college, and I LOVE hearing the other languages spoken all around campus. Beautiful! 🇺🇸❤️🇲🇽🇩🇴🇨🇺🇳🇵🇸🇴🇪🇹🇺🇦🇵🇭🇻🇳🌎🌍🌏

I stand firm in my values/beliefs and support your right to stand firm in yours as well, even when we completely disagree.The problem is when your values/beliefs become law/policy for ALL OF US. Things like banning books and abortions. How bout YOU don’t read the book. YOU don’t get an abortion.

Me watching Aaron Rodgers absolutely tank in the playoffs 💅

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

If I see the same goddamn HBO ad commercial thing one more time I might actually do something drastic. Like turn my TV off.

When I don’t recognize the person on my ring video doorbell…

I PASSED 2nd SEMESTER🩺!!! #nursingschool #futurenurse #finals #medsurg #HESIkiller

Red state, blue state, woke or fast asleep… we can all enjoy porch pirates getting what they *absolutely* deserve.

MILF!! (Man I love football 🏈)

It’s not the job of non-white races/ethnicities to educate us on how to NOT be racists. Figuring out how to not be racists is (rightfully) OUR responsibility. That shits completely on us because we created it in the first place. I don’t understand why “my people” don’t/can’t/won’t see that.

Yes please can anyone save war-torn Portland 🐸🦅🇺🇸🫡🙏😂😂😂😂 #PrayingforPortland #Ribbit

Nursing school is truly a unique and very specialized kind of 🔥HELL🔥

Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror." ( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )

Don’t do fascist stuff, and I won’t call you a fascist.

I don’t care how you got here, I don’t care who brought you here….if you were born in America, you are an American citizen. PERIOD. The fact that this is up for debate in 2025 is a travesty.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Jimmy Kimmel is such a class act. He really truly is.

I can’t wait for Tylenol to sue the EVER-LOVING SHIT out of this obviously insane and completely incompetent administration. #FDT

Please protect trans youth. Please protect immigrant kids. Please protect the children.

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The reason for the anger at posting Kirk’s words is simply that we are entering a fascistic world where the truth is dangerous and lies become facts. It is literally how fascism sustains itself. Turning bigots into martyrs and innocent people into criminals. And that’s why saying the truth matters.

I say “fuck” a lot. Like A LOT. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, and I don’t do drugs. Soooo you’re just gonna have to be cool with that.

You're getting a clear X-ray of America right now. Look at who this country's powerful institutions choose to elevate, venerate, and celebrate. Look at the double standards. Look at the people who adore Charlie Kirk - then spend five minutes reviewing his hateful legacy. This is America.

Charlie Kirk literally tweeted that empathy is a weakness. Find it yo’ damn self if you need proof. I’ve seen it a thousand times and I don’t want anymore of his bullshit on my page. I’m sorry for his loved ones, I promise you I am. But he was absolutely not a good person.

….this motherfucker??! Yeah…nah

I definitely judge people…we all do. But I believe with every fiber of my being those same people I’m judging have every right to live their lives based on THEIR moral compass and NOT MINE. That’s the biggest difference between “us” and “them”, imo.

I don’t think you’re necessarily a bad person if you become a billionaire…but I do question your morals and your character if you STAY a billionaire. My opinion.

Just hopped on here real quick to say fuck the Supreme Court

Supreme Court rules that Being in America While Brown is legal grounds for detention. #RadioFreeAmerica www.latimes.com/politics/sto...

I don’t know why people are “just trying to get through the next few years”…seriously??If he leaves at all, the damage his regime has done to our nation will take decades to mend. If America makes it through this in one piece, we HAVE TO amend the constitution…probably in several places.

GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY…KASH PATEL SAYS *NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW* HAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHA I NEED A MASSIVE DRINK HAHAHAAAAA 🤪🤪😂😂🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🤪😫😫😫😭