As if I needed more reasons to enjoy my favorite activity.

"Cats teach us about consent" In a way, but it might be more accurate to say cats are good role models for setting and enforcing boundaries. They give warnings and enact immediate consequences. Cars give people opportunities to practice non-verbal consent, but some people just end up hating cats.

My neighbor did not decorate for Halloween and now has Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving.

Ok, this hasn't caught on and I need it to. How about we start smaller. Have you heard the good word of The Buttress Pillow? The days of shaming and being ashamed of waifu pillows are over. We're embracing (double entendres intended) what makes us happy now.

It's a guilty pleasure, the wiggles and jiggles you may be self-conscious about, because I want to see, even though you may not want me to. Your feelings are valid and I commiserate, but I'm here to reassure you that your body is beautiful and you look good. I appreciate all you choose to share.

Is it still considered self-comforting if you're comforting yourself with something that reminds you of and feels like someone else comforting you? 🤔

It's only 5. On a Friday. Oh no.

Happy flannel Friday! 🥰💚

Very happy with how this picture came out ✨🌈

Thinking about a new religion similar to manichaeism, which had a concept of a divine spark trapped in physical form released upon death, combined with the French term of "little death," so our divine energy gets temporarily released by orgasm, thus encouraging pleasure as a central tenet.

What if I encouraged you to work out like a cat? Climbing on you Getting in under you Rubbing myself in your face Generally being all up in your business Thanks, kitto, but I don't need you to add your weight to my bodyweight floor exercises. No, I don't need a break just yet. Go back to your nap.

My unwritten rules are: Number patterns are special. Seeing them is special. Happening to see them coincidentally is extra special. If it's an odometer, the most special is if the pattern happens upon parking. Seeing them while driving is still special. Setting an alarm for a time pattern is valid.

In a totally "Saw this and thought of you!" 🥰 "I know you so well" way, @rainbowsgoddess.bsky.social got me A Zine About Angel Numbers! (Picked up and sent before I posted this about liking number patterns.) 11:11 make a wish! 444 I adore you!

The layout of my phone's on-screen keyboard keeps changing, so what little muscle memory I develope for typing leads to misspellings that autocorrect to wronger words.

With the expressions I make after zoom meetings, accidentally leaving a hot mic or not noticing that I didn't actually leave the meeting would be so career damaging.

Ok, maybe singing loudly to our playlist on my way into work today wasn't the best idea cause you can hear it in my voice now and I've got a long day of doing a lot of talking ahead, but I'd make the same choice again.

For all that your curves and contours fascinate my desire, art as a still image, your movement creates infinitely many of such delightful experiences. The way you move: mesmerizing. You wield a power over my mind as you desire. Would you please send my consciousness into bliss with your body? #W1PP

In a totally "Saw this and thought of you!" 🥰 "I know you so well" way, @rainbowsgoddess.bsky.social got me A Zine About Angel Numbers! (Picked up and sent before I posted this about liking number patterns.) 11:11 make a wish! 444 I adore you!

What is the best shade of gray for sweatpants? Asking for ~reasons.~ Tis the season, after all.

The Gray Sweatpants Season rises once again.

One of my high school girlfriends told me something that challenged my perception and still sticks with me. Looking out the passenger window, while I was driving at night, she said she sees the shine from the headlights not as bringing light, but as the darkness encroaching. I notice it sometimes.

I just got new fuel efficient tires with low rolling resistance, which has thrown off my judgement for coasting to that perfect stop, but I'll get it back.

What's the opposite of espresso? Melatonin? 🎶 Say you can't sleep, baby, I know That's that me espresso 🎶 True, when we're apart. But, the closer we are together, the better I sleep. Including, remarkably, the phenomenon of me falling asleep shortly after you even though it's hours early for me.

I think of myself as a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist, but I've never quite reconciled the difference. My philosophy is: prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Now, I'm thinking that's cautiously optimistic. Call it cautimism.

Driving at night on the highway in the fall, the leaves that kick up and get lit up by headlights kind of look like sparks.

My best red lingerie lewd Reposting as a repost to join in the fun.

Leaving work at 4:44PM

🎶 I just wanna kiss you 'til the sun's the moon 🎶 But that happens so fast; we can keep going until late into the night.

Can't keep them out of the clean laundry? Make it so that's not a problem.

I mean... I'd prefer to continue doing what(whom) I love, but of all the ways to go... I'm just saying.

My daughter is replaying Ocarina of Time and I realized one of the reasons Jabu-Jabu was the hardest dungeon for me is because it did not occur to me and felt wrong to throw princes Ruto.

My happy place.

Waking up next to you on a day off Nothing we have to do Plenty we can do No rush Slow start today Pick up where we left off Embraced in cuddles and nuzzles Amorous touch lavishly Growing passion Eager Kisses escalating Bodies awaken to pleasure Working up an appetite for brunch

Spooning is great when you're low on spoons. 🥄

I like being a same-sized spoon that nests either way. I'll still use and accept big/little to specify which position for each time. Also cuddles for facing together. And butt cuddles for facing away.

Hope this helps someone.

List 10 random things you like: ☕ Tea 🍂 Fall 💜 Purple 🪢 Shibari 🏹 Archery 🥰 Keepsakes 🎷 Saxophone 🔥 Bonfire s'mores 🔢 Number patterns 🤷 Deep cut obscure references

My new manager has been gassing me up big time and it feels great. Everyone I work with has been expressing their appreciation for all I've done while they realize they're so fucked.

I don't like that I have to crush my kid's soul with the realization that cleaning is an always and forever thing. ADHD makes that even harder.

Have you heard the good word of our treat saver, parchment paper muffin cups? They're magic.

Talking to my mom, who's now taking care of my dad in a way that's more similar to how I've been taking care of my wife, I told her the advice our midwife gave me: In order to give good support, you need to have and be a solid foundation. That means taking care of yourself as well.

I want to taste your pleasure again. #7WordErotica

The Perfect Vacation A week off. First couple days are heavy rest, likely overachiever flu. Rest of the week is getting shit done around the house that's been neglected and tolerated but low key bothering you. Another week off to do activities. One more for unstructured time. That should do it.

Sigh, I think it's this weekend. Most people have taken theirs down and some are already starting Christmas. I don't do thanksgiving, but I remember putting up lights with my dad with that long weekend. I'm going to keep some arguably fall decorations until it's legit winter or winterier at least.

How do we like the set?💗

I'm seeing a lot of white flags? Idk, it's rough out there.

Warm the cools, cool the warms

A demi dilemma I want to be a hedonist. I want to want FWBs and casual sex and free love. But, combined with my social anxiety and diminished capacity, being demi means when I try to imagine it in any practical sense, I get inhibited. Well, it's not like I've got invites to orgies to turn down.

I wish I could cum for you whenever you want me to. Last exactly as long as you want. Want it quick? Boom, done. Happy going for a while and done now? You got it. Rather not this time? I get it, I understand. I'm here for you, let's focus on you. Take what you need, I'll give you everything I got.

Not yucking anybody's yum, this is just my personal expression of preference for self identification.