@clairdesoliel.bsky.social I do not spend as much time with V2 as I would like, but I think she is neat! I do wonder if she has the same taste in women as her sister though, because she seems more... Sensible? In a way? Less likely to be interested in women who want to kill her.

Sorry to the excited masses, but I have 0 reproductive parts. I'm not getting pregnant.

you won't be able to save everyone you might not even be able to save yourself . welcome home .

YOU CAN'T JUST TELL A TEENAGER ABOUT THIS

Merry Shitscram.

Another year, but a weird one this time.

I'm the only one here in Greed serving cunt! So sad.

See me Jolly.

Yup. Unless you find a way to get depth perception back. Sounds like a bitch to deal with. I know the arm is a bitch to deal with though.

ooc: I don't control when the v2 muse happens. it happens when it happens.

Yeah that's for sure. You don't need to talk about what happened. You'll learn to function without the arm. I'd offer to rig up a prosthetic but I'm not sure how to design something to work with a human body. The eye would be more complicated to deal with.

You got other shit too, man. Drag him with you if you have to.

I'M SORRY? Yeah no you got therapists in your world. Go to therapy. Take it from someone who also died.

...You look like shit, man. You alright?

I'm the only one here in Greed serving cunt! So sad.

Honestly designing mods and stuff is actually nice now that I'm not crunching myself to get it done. Might do it more often.

Why would I queerbait. That sounds like a waste of time. There are so many better things to do.

ooc: I <3 v2 designing the whiplash herself. Also v2 muse is back for now.

I have zero fucking idea what's gone on around here, I've been busy. Partly trying to figure out something more sustainable for fueling, partly getting the kinks out of the whiplash 2.0 since I have the time. Missed a lot.

Okay, okay. Berdly is just like. A kid from what I know. Why does this kid get treated so poorly from what I see?

I think weed could fix me. Shame I can't smoke.

I'm from the same place, honestly. I also don't really know for sure what country.

LOVE BEING FROM THESE.

...If I were a cat, I'd be VMew. If anyone cares.

It is hot as hell in this funky ass, hot ass room I'm in. IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER-

(Can you change it? Can you change fate?!? Only one way to find out...)

Looking around the layer I'm in and what do you mean there's apparently a relaxing fishing spot in hell as long as you ignore the mad ravings of someone talking about fish sizes.

God, I wish I were employed.

[She's messing with some scrap parts, idly.]

have you heard the news that you're dead ?

[She's messing with some scrap parts, idly.]

[ NC ] It's fiiiiine.

[ NC ] Oh that's a fun sign.

ooc: biting and gnawing at this v2 model. it's so good. I love robots so much. this is the same person who made that realistic v1 model (which I also adore) btw. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW1V...

I see. It sounds neat. But also like it would be... really bad in the wrong hands.

I'll admit, I'm curious about that technology. I got fuel to spare for a listen.

[She takes the offered handshake] Nice to meet you too, Taniks.

She. All I like right now. Anyways, no real need for much of a unique name. Only one of my model that I know of.

First off, I know you don't know this but it only uses she, it, or they. Secondly, the name's V2. Even printed on my chest. [She points at where it's printed. Yup. V2.]

I haven't let it go. I just realize it's not a battle I'm going to win. I don't even know how I'm still around after the second fight.

I'm just. Trying to survive, alright. Only machine I have actual beef with kicked my ass twice and stole an arm from me BOTH TIMES. That thing's made for killing. I'm... Not. So as much as I want to rip my original knuckleblaster from its stupid socket and take it back- I can't. I fucking can't.

It is hot as hell in this funky ass, hot ass room I'm in. IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER-

Not. By choice. I don't really enjoy killing. But killing is how I have to make it on this bitch of an Earth. I'd like to strangle the guy who made a security bot fueled by blood, but that'd be against my programming.

v2 nation rise up #ultrakill

Quick V2 been neglecting my fav character oooops #ultrakill #art

I mean I have the core eject, which can fire explosives. Not much else in that department. Or. Not anything else.

ooc: I love there being almost 0 confirmed interactions between the v models and humans pre canon. It means I can go "my city now" and make up dumb shit.

I have one (1) unparryable attack and I think I should up the number. But that means finding weapons that are unparryable.

Y'know, v1 isn't the ONLY one with a marksman revolver. I have coins too.