Hey, James Bond Jr’s not just repeating his own famous lines in First Light, he’s also ripping off McClane!

Some initial thoughts: The melee can be brutal. The camera is not helping that in tight spaces. Some enemies are spongey, but it’s got some snap. I wish it would take the kid gloves off with the driving. The atmosphere is thick with Bondness. It looks ver’ pretty. Not as responsive as it should be?

Damn right I got First Light coming. I am an all day sucker for Bond games, even ‘bad’ ones.

Salt AND vinegar? In THIS economy?

One more for the DC pile.

One for my friend @englebert3rd.bsky.social

Games Complete 2026 #15 Dead Space Remake: Deaderer Space Loving homage and all that blah blah, but I don't recall the original outstaying its welcome quite so much. The side missions were perfunctory at best and, I dunno, for all the praise I was expecting something more. 7/10

I just love that the Atari ‘screenshots’ of old are basically hand drawn approximations by a somewhat talented 8 year old.

Worst Mandalorian and Grogu ever.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Strongly considering getting some Nintendo GameCube bluetooth controllers and some 8BitDo adapters. Any opinions other than bluetooth isn’t as good as wireless?

An insult to every Die Hard film before it and I fucking hated Die Hard 4.0. A barely cognisant Willis takes the money and leans heavily on his ability to say Jesus Christ while cliched shit happens. Also ‘features’ Jai Courtney ‘acting’.

Barman Advert May 1986 #retrogaming #retrogames

Leftlegin Leftlegout Inout Shakeitallabout Dothehokeycokey Andyouturnaround And that’s what it’s all about.

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

QTP with the last 4 games you played:

Games Complete 2026 #14 Mixtape Just a blast from start to finish. The 90’s teen comedy you wish your life was, it features some of the greatest songs ever written and genuinely captures the growing pains suffered during the transition from teenager to ‘grown up.’ Shame Dare didn’t go anywhere.

They put Roads in Mixtape and I’m in bits. The single most devastating song ever made. Every note drenched in mournful tragedy, every verse a study in sadness and then it breaks into just wide stretches of sombre heartache, crushing you, suffocating you beneath its beauty. Incredible.

A snippet from UK tech news and video games reviews show Bad Influence in December 1992, where Ecco the Dolphin gets a preview, we get a glimpse of the Amstrad Mega PC, and cinematic classic Another World in action! #VideoBytes

So, the SF64 remake looks fucking weird.

You fucking morons.

Nature reclaims its own.

Just an absolute barrel of nostalgia here l. My little brother had Kong Man and Screwball Scramble, my big brother had Super Cup Football, my cousin had Atomic Pinball and I’ve still got the larger Astro Shooter. Tomy really were the best.

Anyone who votes for this party knows what they are voting for and every single one of them is deserving of our utter contempt. It should be as socially unacceptable to vote for them as it was to vote BNP 20 years ago.

Outside of the original trilogy and the Lucasarts games, it’s all a load of shite.

Feeling really down at the mo. Trapped and unappreciated at my job, watching colleagues I’ve carried get preferential treatment. Financially in a null state, where there’s no holidays and nothing to look forward too. Tired all the time. I feel bad because others have it far worse than I, but still.

Bipolar Biscoff Croissant.

My first import game. Bought for me by my older brother with the converter for £70, IIRC. This was summer 92 and the PAL version wouldn’t be out to Xmas. His motives were a bit selfish, as he wanted to take my SNES round his mates house, but I wouldn’t let it out of my sight.

So tired. So very, very tired.

Watching Regular Show and seeing greatness immortalised in history’s greatest cartoon. This is a good Tuesday.

It was time to come back.

Games Complete 2026 #13 Ass Creed Oranges Much as I like Bayek and Aya, I'm getting open world ennui from all the obvious copypaste side mission stuff, so I wrapped the story at around level 35. It's good, but it's not Odyssey good. Will revisit for side quest shizzle another day.

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

Me trying to be normal.

Here come old GD He come Booting up slowly He make Console reset Sound like Robots fucking He play The best games eventually One thing I can tell you is to play the DC

#RandomDailyGame 17 I’ve been so lazy about this, so here’s a twofer: Star Wars on 8 bit A fantastic game that perhaps perfects the multi-stage, multi-genre film tie-in. Completed the NES version back in the day, but not really tackled the Game Gear version in earnest due to battery anxiety.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated

All I want to do is buy and play this game but I can’t because adult shit. store.steampowered.com/app/2416450/...

Time to revisit Gloomwood I guess.

Vibe coding at its best this bollocks.

Feeling like Smithers in a doll store.

#RandomDailyGame 16 Hideo Kojima’s Snatcher I love this game. Properly cinematic in way that most games of the time could only hope to be. Ostensibly a visual novel interspersed with lightgun sections, Snatcher leans hard on its visual style, full voice acting and self awareness.

#RandomDailyGame 15 Max Payne ‘The most important action game ever made for the PC’ says PC Gamer and they’re not far wrong. Mashing 3rd person shooting with The Matrix’s fashionable bullet time made for balletic gunplay in the John Woo mold. A classic case of right formula, right time.

Hey y’all new corporation to block. Modretro moving into Bluesky. Les all do our part and make lucky Palmer cry his widdle heart out and block his awful company. @modretro.bsky.social can suck it. Remember you don’t need a gameboy made from real murdered people.

Started playing NaissanceE last night. Whoa.

Drop some BATHTUBS 🛁 🖤 🛀

2 hours of uninterrupted Ass Creed Origins on my Win 10 shitebox. No unexplained hard crashes. No drive mount errors. No endless repair cycles. No sudden updates shutting down everything. No excessive fan noise. And no fucking Auto HDR notification. Man, fuck Windows 11.