going to goth taco bell and ordering the bauhaus blast

every art museum should have one piece done by the janitor with their tools at hand, and if you identify the correct one, you get a prize

Now reading. #booksky

holy water can be defeated with hot dog water

Hold the phone - hummingbird nests can have little leaf roofs?! This changes everything.

I remember the 2023 experiment but lost track of it after the initial video and thought nothing more. The aftermath is objectively hilarious.

One of the most common misconceptions about the First Amendment is that you have to agree with what someone said to defend their right to say it - or that defending their right to say it implies that you agree.

A reboot of Speed but the bus is the Vengabus

I wish I could text my dog.

#booksky #nowreading

The game Bioshock is nigh legal voting age, and I still have enough ethical dissonance around the use of "would you kindly?" that I avoid it when authoring an email.

An interchange that happened between a customer and a coworker 157 years ago when I was a barista: <early morning shift, playing some denomination of classical music.> Customer: "Oooh, this is nice! Do you have any Vivaldi?" Coworker: "No, only chocolate and cinnamon."

I try not to buy books and rely on libraries only, but I'm going to add this to my borrowing practice. 📚

New claws! 💅

Your regular programming is interrupted to bring you these very important skunk babies.

Hi. I'm back. It's been a journey. What'd I miss?

Pee-Wee's Playhouse is a truly remarkable television masterpiece and I will hear nothing otherwise.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs. Day 9: Mulholland Drive

You pay a shittonne of money to see the dentist. Fart as much as you want in there.

Must. Not. Reply. With. Simpsons. Reference. At. Friend. Who. Never. Watched. The. Simpsons.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs. Day 5: Alien

My digital footprint is a clown shoe.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs. Day 5: Empire Records

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs. Day 4: Clerks

Might've just had the stupid interaction that makes me leave FB entirely.

Physics people! How fast would a human have to run at a chain link fence to come out as cubes?

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs. Day 3: To Kill A Mockingbird

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs. Day 2: The Passion of Joan of Arc

Yikes.

Thinking of my LA peeps. Geez.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs. Day 1: The Wizard of Oz #filmsky #filmchallenge #film

What's your least favourite guitar chord and why is it B?

Was watching the big ol NYE special and this little girl in the crowd in the Puerto Rican broadcast just looked at the camera, shrugged nonchalantly, and left. Legend.

may i offer you an egg in these trying times?

The fb algo has caught on to the fact that I have the most fabulous sinus nastiness, apparently.

This fucking thing again. No! (Swats with rolled up magazine or ballet mistress stick.)

For this, 2025 Eve, I have chosen to live-post all the ads I get on other platforms. You get to figure me out from my algo. 1/?

Same resolution as my past 10. Pet more dogs in 2025. Even if I lose I win.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 17/20 #Books #BookSky 💙📚 #BookChallenge

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 16/20 #Books #BookSky 💙📚 #BookChallenge

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 15/20 #Books #BookSky 💙📚 #BookChallenge

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 14/20 #Books #BookSky 💙📚 #BookChallenge

If you’re up for getting the revolution started, meet me in the library. 😊🤞🦋

I was interviewed by CNN about a kid's t-shirt. Spoiler: rock bands aren't why violence happens. www.cnn.com/2024/12/21/u...

Thanks, Trudeau.

hello yes please sign me up

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 13/20 #Books #BookSky 💙📚 #BookChallenge