two rad kickstarters reached their funding goals today!

Trying to imagine how bad Crimson Desert's controls were before because according to all reports the patches have made them 'much better'

Kanye brings out an album that's full of half-baked ideas and obvious fan service it's the death standing 2 of albums

I have reviewed Scritchy Scratchy, which I hate and also think is bad.

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’

Just say Republicans buy sneakers too bro like damn at least own that shit

I'm furious at Epics operations

Didn't brush my teeth before heading to the dentist. I'm dead, right?

Your honor my client was simply exploring the tone and atmosphere of Crimson Desert by pirating it

Not thrilled about the ever increasing amount of social media enforced self censorship but I do find joy in saying "ugh this dumb restaurant has made their online menu a president of the united states"

holy shit

Sick stuff. Proud of these lads! And you can preorder issue two!

I want to introduce you all to something myself and @jacksonwryan.com have been working on. A PRINT MAGAZINE about video games and video game culture. We know things have been bad for games writing recently. We're asking, "do you want to Continue?" www.kickstarter.com/projects/con...

Loving Slay the Spire 2 so far. So many new mechanics, so much lore built. Sad there's no undo button/restart battle button (but you can still save scum by alt f4ing lol)

It fuckin looks like WHAT

there's too many motherfuckers named finn that's a fish part. you're named after a flipper. you're the closing title card in a black and white movie. how did you succeed

2 million people aren't trying and bouncing on a game that is good just because some streamers said it had a bad trailer that's not how that works

In May '25, a beloved Australian games website was sold off. It went dark then, a month later, rose from the dead but stuffed full of gambling links and AI authors. It wasn't the first time, or the last time, this exact thing had happened. And it's still happening. My months-long investigation 👇

Have I ever tried not posting

Well done youtu.be/6OKgdTXLWIg?...

It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who is familiar with World Rugby but they have absolutely fuckin biffed the Rugby World Cup 2027 presale. I've been in queue for 77 minutes now and I am "0%" of the way through. Found this out by inspecting the progress bar element on the page.

You do a poop and it is sticky so it stays on the bowl after you flush. The poop is in the toilet where it belongs. Then you get a brush, and you brush the poop. Then you put the brush next to your toilet. Have you not simply transferred the poopy from inside the toilet to outside?

can't deploy units on the field where i want, can't path to grid positions except via auto pathing so my choices are run into obviuous traps or don't move my melee character at all, no undo option, enemy visibility is dogshit (all battlefield items are obscure) mewgenics needs more time to cook

Deadlock players never beating the allegations that they're a bunch of fucking uggos by refusing to add Apollo to the roster

don't buy into the dogshit narrative croppiung up that protestors incited violence. *Even if they did* (and it's weird we haven't seen videos of it) it does not excuse the sort of behaviour displayed by police in videos like this one and others

seems fine

You want me to put the hard taco inside the soft taco? You think I've got 2-4-1 taco money?

too many of my shorts pockets have this weird half pocket that i'm convinced was invented by pickpockets because they make my phone stick halfway out my fuckin pants and i have to shove the phone deep into the pocket like i'm having a fiddle if i want to not lose the fuckin thing when i sit down

Iron lung is actually good. Could easily cut about half an hour from it but it nails what it's trying to do

sometimes i think about a movie where jason statham is a beekeeper assassin and then i remember no such movie could exist let alone would exist

If anything game critics aren't harsh enough

Kiss from a Rose - Seal

Don't even want to go to the beach tbh but the part of me that never grew up is pretty sure I could beat a shark in a fight

Wrote a new short story starring my robot detective who loves puns! This one is about how LLMs/GenAI is specifically bad at parsing puns (based on actual published research). A Shore Thing joabyjojo.com/a-shore-thing/

Been drinking pickle juice every day because it helps with my cramps but now I have jar after jar of juiceless pickles. I eat some of them but I drink more pickle juice than i eat pickles I'm 6 days into this year and I'm already drowning

Gonna get drafted into world war 3 at 42 so a bunch of pedofiles can avoid justice

Watched Across the Spider-verse last night and found out Beyond the Spider-verse is still *18 MONTHS AWAY*

The right to disconnect means this year when my boss shows up outside my house on Christmas morning tweaking his brains out and trying to foist 18 kg of uncooked bird on me I just don't open the door

My low stakes blood feud is with whoever designed the toilet seat that auto lowers but waits 5 seconds like it's a expedition 33 boss hesi-ing out your parry

RIP to an absolute titan. A monumental loss. And there's never a good time, but fmd. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...

He's richer than you

Metroid Prime 4 out of 10 walking in my Halo 4 out of 10 footprints

Hmmmm been putting off updating windows for weeks and now it just mysteriously bsods and updates on reboot how convenient

Why wait for Jonathan Blows game when void stranger already exists

I live my life by one rule above all others If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"

Ok Joaby no more Roguelike Deckbuilders until you have a few more spoons of Dwarf

useless horseshit i know for a fact it doesn't use a fuckin buttermilk brine

I can't donate again till Feb but if you haven't been in 3 months, there's no better time!

my game awards show isn't gonna announce Half Life 3 either