My low stakes blood feud is with whoever designed the toilet seat that auto lowers but waits 5 seconds like it's a expedition 33 boss hesi-ing out your parry

RIP to an absolute titan. A monumental loss. And there's never a good time, but fmd. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...

He's richer than you

Metroid Prime 4 out of 10 walking in my Halo 4 out of 10 footprints

Hmmmm been putting off updating windows for weeks and now it just mysteriously bsods and updates on reboot how convenient

Why wait for Jonathan Blows game when void stranger already exists

I live my life by one rule above all others If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"

Ok Joaby no more Roguelike Deckbuilders until you have a few more spoons of Dwarf

useless horseshit i know for a fact it doesn't use a fuckin buttermilk brine

I can't donate again till Feb but if you haven't been in 3 months, there's no better time!

my game awards show isn't gonna announce Half Life 3 either

I'm not a combat expert but what the fuck was this attack gonna achieve

The 4th and final(????) character in Slay the Spire 2 is The Regent! He summons minions and can make his own weapons. I wonder how Shiny Shoe feel about him. Honoured, or will they take Umbra-ge? steamcommunity.com/app/646570/e...

everyone thinks being contrarian is easy but now I gotta be excited for the game awards

training an LLM on this and setting it to post as me so i can live forever

you think if "jingle bells, batman smells" had emerged now the reaction would be a lot of grown men making videos being angry

ahh yeah that's definitely the most recent Nintendo first party title

Been watching Detroiters and I can't believe I missed it until now. It's so fucking good.

Can't express enough how tilted I am by this review. It legitimately feels like it's from a different universe. Like I'm being gaslit while the stakes couldn't be lower.

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Broke my toe doing sun salutations if you're wondering how I'm going.

Want to beat the heat this summer? Travel back in time and kill the oil executives who sold out your future for short term gains!

Wow that first boss fight in Metroid Prime 4 sure goes on a bit huh I hope this isn't a sign of things to come

Always relevant theonion.com/report-we-do...

I'm inscrutable. Many may try but nobody can scrute me. Never been scruted, not once, can't happen.

no idea who this grogu is but i am excited to see more baby yoda

Sydney water bloke came round to check the meter and then he asked for a glass of water? Blatant revenue raising

me opening the lid on a second tea kettle filled with seafood: "wow this is the perfect way to describe that awkwardly escalated scenario i found myself in at work"

Classic Melbourne stuff

Drank for 9 hours straight three days in a row while battling a sinus infection and I'm imagining my ancestors looking down the way I watch horror movies where the protagonist keeps making the dumbest fucking choices

More like Predator Bad-ahhhh fuck how could they do this

Brianna Wu, finger on the pulse as always, has just realised transphobes are transphobic.

Wait is calling someone a babydick a hate crime because I still waggle my pinky finger at shitty drivers to this day

Got a w in our third game of redsec. I'm digging it.

PlayStation confirms that playing Battlefield Heroes cost you your soul

More big news today. For various reasons I explain in this blog post, I've decided to make all my work on itch - from Swords of Freeport (my '90s style faux BBS door game designed for linux servers) to my queer vampire stories free and donation-supported.

Of course I'm hiking the Japanese Alps when Kojima decides to go mask off on AI

Capsule hotels are just cyberpunk hostels.

Got really drunk last night and grabbed a maccas apple pie at midnight and it's almost like I'm there at PAX

Here you go, my review of Silent Hill f! Yes, it's CYOA. thegapodcast.com/2025/10/08/s...

Here's my annual complaint that because of daylight savings the Slay the Spire daily no longer neatly aligns with my mid morning BM

As the resident Queenslander I can now answer any sports questions people, seeing how I'm obviously an expert

Everyone who tells you to watch Taskmaster goes "it's 5 washed up comedians and a guy who tells them to do things and they have to do them" and you go "right i must not be getting it, give me an example" and they will say "ok well not this but like maybe they have to eat the most olives"

One Battle After Another is pretty good. Really puts in perspective why Fox News is always banging on about the War on Christmas

why is the guy who lookes like morty from rick and morty playing Bruce Springsteen

lmao the very first cutscene in Silent Hill f NG+ dramatically recontextualises the entire fucking game

I actually did this the other day and it was sad I liked all my cooking friends imagine boiling your sourdough starter because some spoon obsessed goon on the internet incepted you with the idea