It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who is familiar with World Rugby but they have absolutely fuckin biffed the Rugby World Cup 2027 presale. I've been in queue for 77 minutes now and I am "0%" of the way through. Found this out by inspecting the progress bar element on the page.

You do a poop and it is sticky so it stays on the bowl after you flush. The poop is in the toilet where it belongs. Then you get a brush, and you brush the poop. Then you put the brush next to your toilet. Have you not simply transferred the poopy from inside the toilet to outside?

can't deploy units on the field where i want, can't path to grid positions except via auto pathing so my choices are run into obviuous traps or don't move my melee character at all, no undo option, enemy visibility is dogshit (all battlefield items are obscure) mewgenics needs more time to cook

Deadlock players never beating the allegations that they're a bunch of fucking uggos by refusing to add Apollo to the roster

don't buy into the dogshit narrative croppiung up that protestors incited violence. *Even if they did* (and it's weird we haven't seen videos of it) it does not excuse the sort of behaviour displayed by police in videos like this one and others

seems fine

You want me to put the hard taco inside the soft taco? You think I've got 2-4-1 taco money?

too many of my shorts pockets have this weird half pocket that i'm convinced was invented by pickpockets because they make my phone stick halfway out my fuckin pants and i have to shove the phone deep into the pocket like i'm having a fiddle if i want to not lose the fuckin thing when i sit down

Iron lung is actually good. Could easily cut about half an hour from it but it nails what it's trying to do

sometimes i think about a movie where jason statham is a beekeeper assassin and then i remember no such movie could exist let alone would exist

If anything game critics aren't harsh enough

Kiss from a Rose - Seal

Don't even want to go to the beach tbh but the part of me that never grew up is pretty sure I could beat a shark in a fight

Wrote a new short story starring my robot detective who loves puns! This one is about how LLMs/GenAI is specifically bad at parsing puns (based on actual published research). A Shore Thing joabyjojo.com/a-shore-thing/

Been drinking pickle juice every day because it helps with my cramps but now I have jar after jar of juiceless pickles. I eat some of them but I drink more pickle juice than i eat pickles I'm 6 days into this year and I'm already drowning

Gonna get drafted into world war 3 at 42 so a bunch of pedofiles can avoid justice

Watched Across the Spider-verse last night and found out Beyond the Spider-verse is still *18 MONTHS AWAY*

The right to disconnect means this year when my boss shows up outside my house on Christmas morning tweaking his brains out and trying to foist 18 kg of uncooked bird on me I just don't open the door

My low stakes blood feud is with whoever designed the toilet seat that auto lowers but waits 5 seconds like it's a expedition 33 boss hesi-ing out your parry

RIP to an absolute titan. A monumental loss. And there's never a good time, but fmd. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/v...

He's richer than you

Metroid Prime 4 out of 10 walking in my Halo 4 out of 10 footprints

Hmmmm been putting off updating windows for weeks and now it just mysteriously bsods and updates on reboot how convenient

Why wait for Jonathan Blows game when void stranger already exists

I live my life by one rule above all others If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"

Ok Joaby no more Roguelike Deckbuilders until you have a few more spoons of Dwarf

useless horseshit i know for a fact it doesn't use a fuckin buttermilk brine

I can't donate again till Feb but if you haven't been in 3 months, there's no better time!

my game awards show isn't gonna announce Half Life 3 either

I'm not a combat expert but what the fuck was this attack gonna achieve

The 4th and final(????) character in Slay the Spire 2 is The Regent! He summons minions and can make his own weapons. I wonder how Shiny Shoe feel about him. Honoured, or will they take Umbra-ge? steamcommunity.com/app/646570/e...

everyone thinks being contrarian is easy but now I gotta be excited for the game awards

training an LLM on this and setting it to post as me so i can live forever

you think if "jingle bells, batman smells" had emerged now the reaction would be a lot of grown men making videos being angry

ahh yeah that's definitely the most recent Nintendo first party title

Been watching Detroiters and I can't believe I missed it until now. It's so fucking good.

Can't express enough how tilted I am by this review. It legitimately feels like it's from a different universe. Like I'm being gaslit while the stakes couldn't be lower.

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Broke my toe doing sun salutations if you're wondering how I'm going.

Want to beat the heat this summer? Travel back in time and kill the oil executives who sold out your future for short term gains!

Wow that first boss fight in Metroid Prime 4 sure goes on a bit huh I hope this isn't a sign of things to come

Always relevant theonion.com/report-we-do...

I'm inscrutable. Many may try but nobody can scrute me. Never been scruted, not once, can't happen.

no idea who this grogu is but i am excited to see more baby yoda

Sydney water bloke came round to check the meter and then he asked for a glass of water? Blatant revenue raising

me opening the lid on a second tea kettle filled with seafood: "wow this is the perfect way to describe that awkwardly escalated scenario i found myself in at work"

Classic Melbourne stuff