Lily and Bae x.com/we_nmixx/sta... #Lily #Bae #NMIXX #kpop

Update: it’s 1am and I am finally going to bed. I tried to take a nap earlier bc I stayed up really late but I couldn’t sleep, though I spent that time actively resting and when I decided to get up 30 minutes later I felt rested 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Justin and I are going to Mexico next week and I’ve been asking him to book the Airbnb. He just gave me his card and said “can you book it” bc he’s playing a game and I said ok im not going to book the most expensive one then he said “you can book whichever want you want” THANK YOU GODDDDD

I literally feel so good right now like wait a minute…what if I’m not depressed just really narcoleptic

I feel so good rn please don’t let this be a placebo omg narcolepsy symptoms cured PENDING

Just sent a report like this and also a report for illegal content under the EU digital safety act (DSA), very simple to do through through Apple store

But my follower count and oomfs said the alternatives are boring so I have to stay :(

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

chidori wip

protein popcorn protein coffee protein protein cup protein cookie protein donut protein smoothie protein birthday cake protein nachos protein people liking same sex (gay) protein weather change protein mother against daughter protein father against son

They hate to see a girl with narcolepsy get a new prescription

If you name your child Kai they are going to be either gay or wasian

Putting a Back the Blue sticker in the back of a Honda Fit is so funny

Company asking for volunteers to work mlk jr day. There is one and a half black ppl employed in the entire office. They will need to ask someone else

Customers after ignoring you for two weeks: I NEED THIS FIXED NOW ITS CRITICAL

the way that this post worked omggg

#Jennie #BLACKPINK

#Jennie #BLACKPINK

I’ve never even dreamed of looking this good in my life

Not disagreeing with OP by any means but I feel like a not-zero of wine moms are covert bullies and former Mean Girls and giving them a deserving target is a net good for society, like finally giving a border collie trapped in a suburban development 20 acres and a flock of sleep

I started playing Detroit Become Human last night bc it was $4 on Steam. Mother of Pearl…

Got in trouble at Pilates bc I think the person next to me was competing with me (normal in a workout class) and I did this one move we were all struggling with, my neighbor audibly went “wow” and I said “it feels terrible” so that she knew I was being friendly n my instructor asked what felt so

Posting to bsky that my friends will receive the letters I wrote for them within the next week #yas

Narcolepsy is funny in the way that the only options are: - take meds that don’t really work - force yourself to stay awake despite the physical agony of exhaustion

I love the dog pile on people who didn’t know Brigitte Bardot was a racist homophobe because it just proves to me that people cannot wait to be more correct than everyone else. This may be surprising but I don’t expect anyone under 50 to know anything about her at all. Like I actually could not

my favorite pieces of 2025 🩷

Who said women with narcolepsy can’t wear a little sandy liang for New Year’s Eve

Instagram lets you manage your algorithm now thank you Jesus. I only added what I didn’t want to see. The top is just based in my history I suppose.

Work starts at 10, I left my garage at 9:59, stopped to get coffee and a kolache and am finally On my way to the office. They’re gonna get me when they get me

FUCK MY ONIKA LIFE

My aunt finally went viral for complaining about parenting her autistic teenager. I’m guessing the comments were not in her favor

Putting stickers in my sticker books so I can easily access them on the go, oh absolutely

In college I was in this really evil abusive relationship and when I finally decided I was going to leave for real I remember my ex was doing everything he could to see me again so he told me I left some stuff in his car and I needed to come pick it up and when I did it was just Bobby pins 😭

Time off for January approved…can’t wait to not be at work idgaf if I am just at home all day 😍

Ador knows they are not serious for giving Danielle a release from her contract after the last year

Replaced my own windshield wipers #womeninSTEM

Went to Pilates for the first time in over a month and hmm yeah lemme get back into that. Being shrimped over all day at work has my entire body tight as fawk

7) JT - Girls Gone Wild The spiritual successor to Twerkulator (one of the greatest songs TO EVER EXIST) and it's almo9st as good, JT's solo career still has so much gas in its tank.

Treasures:

Another reason Twitter is awful although the trillionaire radicalizing our youth and rigging the 2024 election was a good enough reason for me

I hate being a hate of something popular bc it feels like it comes off as pretentious but also I never hate something BECAUSE it’s popular so there’s nothing I can do about that 😭

presumptuous & assumptive for sure. assuming that nothing outside of stuff aimed at boys has any value also reveals a bias

"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz

Finding out that saying attack on titan isn’t the best anime of all time is a hot take today

My wedding planner will reply to me this coming week this is the skeet that will write it in the stars

I just saw a video of this woman’s boyfriend who spent the last year collecting each piece from the original vintage Lenox spice village to give her for Christmas bc she’s wanted it since she was a kid…love is so real aw

This lady on Badly in Love has no self respect I shivered so many times she was on screen embarrassing herself

I hope everyone who says “made in China” as a diss to product quality has a shit New Year’s Eve and also shit 2026

Leadership messaging me about cases I haven’t responded to yet as if I don’t know I haven’t responded to them yet 😭 what if we all just calmed down 2 days before Christmas what if we tried that