Job absolutely playing in my face by having me as “enable in role” for the third year in a row. I hope they are ready to find a new hire to “enable in role” for the next two years 😍

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Coachella just seems like a white person activity to me idk

Ummm 🩵 hi 🩵

My Papa is the first person this hospital has had with a thyroid storm. It’s such a rare condition that plenty of doctors aren’t really educated on it but this hospital apparently had practice drills for it. He’s doing better today, responding to our voices but still struggling.

Week so shite I started drinking alcohol again

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

I'm also resentful of the idea that AI is going to solve the anti-black outcomes of [insert whatever industry you want here]. Wherever you drop this tech, the structure will still be there, and if the structure of that industry and the people in power in that industry are anti-black, well...

Progress at the expense of Black life is not progress at all.

I find it very interesting that whenever my company needs additional coverage I am always the first to be asked and I almost always agree, but I ask to leave a few hours early to see my dying grandpa and I get met with push back LMAO

Hmm if anyone prays or whatever can you please include my sweet Papa. He’s had a series of severe medical issues in the past month and is now in an induced coma. Making plans to visit him tomorrow and trying to stay positive but realistic 😞

The new Pilates studio I go to is sooo gorgeous and the workout is incredible but the vibe is so ?2$:)$3! I feel young until I am around a group of 20 year olds

Putting aside Sam Altman just continuing to emit huge lies constantly, this is an amazing example of what I mean when I talk about how GenAI is replacing *extremely low energy* digital tasks with *WAY WAY HIGHER ENERGY* replacements that *do not even work* Why TF is anyone using ChatGPT as a timer!

Twitter was a funny place in the way that I once RTed a video of some cockroach that I thought was funny and oomf replied to me that it wasn’t funny and I asked why not and she said “add a tw next time, check my carrd?!” And at that point I had like 8000 followers

tw weight I have not been particularly strict about diet or exercise but I’ve somehow lost 11 lbs since the year started? I’d been trying to get back to my adult average for like two years and nothing worked, I kinda just gave up and now I lost it ??

Forgot TWICE is next week now I gotta find an iconic outfit to recreate or else I’ll have wasted my chance

Two days at work almost undoing my two weeks of peace is insanity but I am actively resisting

First day back at work would be shit from a butt if I cared but I decided this doesn’t matter anymore

K-pop demon hunter mcdonalds meal is surely a stage of capitalism

seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store

Here are two after party dresses I was looking at but decided against hehe The second one was a two piece but it wasn’t giving night time after party though I took any excuse to try on whatever VW the boutique had 💀

If you are having a western ceremony in Thailand just know that you are expected to have a dress for each different part of the ceremony. One for the vow, one for reception, and one for the afterparty. I know usually there’s two, but a third one is crazy. Anyway I could have said no but

and you're the cow that keeps on giving

Being Chappell Roan has got to be exhausting, atp she deserves to be evil

I’ve only been out of the US for a week but it feels soooo long. I’ve had so much fun and been so present that every day feels like an eternity vs when I’m working and the week goes by in the blink of an eye. I don’t want to go back 😭😭😭😭😭😭

They are glazing me like crazy in Kuala Lumpur. I feel like princess diana

Trying not to take it personally oomf said Pokopia is a 4/10

Pretending to enjoy a #disgosting latte I ordered but at least I’m not in the US

In Malaysia. Where is Ian miles cheong

like what happened to America first. stay over there

I think it is very audacious for my dads sister and her racist gooner husband to want to stay with my parents in Bangkok but sure. I guess it’s hard to understand the gall of some white people lmao

Harukawa and Hirokawa had previously worked together at a fast food joint. After she broke up with him, he stalked her. Yesterday, he stabbed her then killed himself after police gave him a slap on the wrist for the stalking charge. Source: buff.ly/7n5bpJJ

Purrrr

Transphobes love to use the argument that ladyboys are “ok” because they “know they’re men” but don’t know that the west doesn’t have a monopoly on gender identity and in Thai many kathoey use the feminine polite sentence ending “ka” effectively presenting as women.

Some moments in Bangkok thus far

I'll be okay. Everything will work out for me. No obstacle is big enough to slow me down. The weapons are forming but they will not prosper.

I love shopping in Asia. why’d I go to the department store to get some pajamas and left with a Girl from Nowhere blanket as a promotional gift

They hate to see a grown woman have loving parents

I have upgraded from a cracked iPhone 12 to my dads old iPhone 13 Pro everybody clap

Woke up in Thailand

The cognitive dissonance of my white grandma voting for Donald Trump 3 times then telling my mom that she needs to renew her passport for my wedding. You can renew your passport but I am not inviting you to my wedding are you dumb

We love you Taipei airport gates

Justin gave me one of his Amex cards to use since my identity got stolen and I don’t have any accessible credit cards YIPPEEEE what should I have for breakfast at the Taipei airport heheheheheh

Everybody act surprise the racist white people seated behind me on the plane are going to Japan

people making entire resorts and fully functional cities in pokopia meanwhile all my pokemon living section 8 housing

I fear I paid for a makeover analysis that was so mid even God cried

Seated on my flight to Taipei in front of some white people who keep complaining already 😭 we just boarded. “Now, English.” for the announcements and then complaining about the very brief smell of a sanitizing wipe lmao

DFW’s terminal D Whataburger may unironically be the last good Whataburger on earth

Enjoying a piece of media even more important than the Bible…Madoka Mágica Rebellion

I put in a bid to upgrade my seat from Dallas to Taipei wish me luck those 16 hours flights are rough in economy and I’m not a business class girl yet 🫩