Me picking up Splatoon 3 after 4 months: Ts is miserable gng

practice nothingmaxxing!!! do absolutely nothing in your life!!!! you will do nothing and be happy!!!

He was the Dark Passenger, Big Boss?

When the clock hit midnight, I was actively taking a shit. You might say that I was shitting all year long.

Going 70mph on my truck on a highway during xmas eve. Hope nothing will run up the highway to be such a shitty one again RN!!!

FUCK

jesus christ no wonder why many users use adblocks on youtube, i just saw a very disturbing rule34 ad of gwen from ben 10, yknow, THE FIRST SERIES OF IT?!?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOUTUBE?!?!?!? (I turned off ad personalization ages ago)

i managed to barely and successfully complete todays wordle because im that goated (yes im trinity in elevator)

stupid question: is giving birth the new twitch meta?

im late to the news, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT DIDDY ONLY GOT 4 YEARS IN PRISON???

Heartbreaking: An 8 year old twitter joke of pancakes and waffles has turned into a nazi dogwhistle for the latter. 💔

i used a bypass script just to not have to use a shit ai browser for 5000 discord orbs

Does anyone remember that Jeremy Renner died in that freak escalator accident back in 2023? #RIPJeremyRenner

im making up lore of my characters like im motherfucking hideo kojima

Fellas, did the rapture happen? My wife left me. Kids too. It probably did so why am I still here then?

Give me acetaminophen or give me death

@sentimentbot.bsky.social tell me how cynical i am

was he vaxxed?

battlefield 6 weapon that is not shotgun

battlefield 6 showed that PTFO is still relevant to this day. splatoon teammates please take notes and PTFO. stop dicking around.

how big is the queue for battlefield 6 beta right now

nice try fed

bulk bogan outlived hulk hogan and im 100 percent here for it lets fucking gooooooooooooooooo

elon went from quote unquote real life tony stark to someone with the same level of respect as huey emmerich in mgs5.

gonna make a thread whenever im tilted or upset about having an unfavorable soloq games while me being actually decent in splatoon 3 because some of y'all need to be called out 😤

turf war is officially the least funny fucking mode ever, dogshit maps dogshit meta holy fuck zones only please

a rat fell for the trap and im here playing the canned laughter track at it. fucking idiot 🫵😂

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this shit game gives me three backlines in my team HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY ALIVE AGAINST FRONTLINERS HELLO???? FUCKING MATCHMAKING???????????????

mfw ill turn 26 before i get to play gta 6

BOBER KURWA

>DROP THE PRICE >proceeds to buy a preorder anyway ????

yeah, i do think jd got to him

how the hell can you compare STILL SHOTS that cant give enough context to a VIDEO proving full context???

goddamn wind ruined my 21c (70 in freedom units) weather and now im pissed and sick at the same time!!!!

new dougdoug video another ai video

how did we go from absolute peak of puss in boots the last wish to the currently ongoing abysmal dogshit that is megamind 2 and possibly shrek 5. like how can you be somehow worse than shrek 3 hello????

memories flashing back those that i cant let go nightmare.

yeah

i forgot to do the "hit a dog going 70mph on my truck" copypasta i was too jolly this year :(

Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a skin; it’s a symbol of their early commitment and grind. Let them keep their exclusivity. Show your respect by appreciating its rarity, not owning it. Some things are better left untouched

idk why people thought halflife was gonna be at the end of the game awards when geoff keighley is a turbo playstation (and by extension naughty dog) glazer

i was there when they changed the "hate crimes" to "legal issues" in mark wahlberg's wikipedia page

this gamemode was fun for 31 hours now ITS DOGSHIT

fortnite timmies are failing the skill check lmfao i cant

fortnite og would benefit a lot if there was a separate builds mode without sprinting, sliding, mantling and that turbo building would be disabled (temporarily until season 3) to satisfy the old og purists. maybe except not building anywhere because of a tree in the way. we good with that one.