That we all talk like DJay and/or Glorilla

The Magnum pints with the chocolate shell

My current conspiracy theory is that the antivax movement isn't really about any actual fear of vaccines but instead wanting disease to spread in hopes of infecting the Black population.

They're gonna explain this as the cotton being waterlogged or something.

You ever notice how no one is ever like "what if Satan was a woman"?

Bro this the last time I ever go to Jack in the Box for breakfast because what the fuck is this??????

I'm more and more convinced that Tubi is using AI to generate their subtitles.

I know this is probably at least 20 - 30% joke but this might actually be the move if someone with enough sway could organize it.

So I just got an email from Xfinity telling me that my mobile data will be full speed all the time and instead of being like "oh ok cool", I'm trying to figure out what the catch is because the concept of a company doing ANYTHING beneficial for the customer in 2026 is completely foreign to me.

With each passing day, I'm becoming more convinced that it's not about money or power anymore and just about doing and spreading as much evil as possible.

Banjo-Kazooie, Jak and Dexter, or Spyro the Dragon

A spider monkey and his girlfriend visit a pirate island to save their gorilla friend.

Off the top of my head DKC2, SF3: 3rd Strike, Ape Escape, or the first Ratchet and Clank

I showed my daughter pictures of the two Ariel's and she recognizes Black Ariel as Ariel, but White Ariel is just "mermaid", and honestly, I'm down with this kind of erasure.

Niggas get around them white folks on that golf course and start twerking ass like Meg.

I ain't trying to shoot them bail, but I'm guessing the COD Dave Chappelle collab is their attempt at a "grounded" 420 skin by using his character from Half Baked as opposed to like, a weed shark or something.

Just bumping this for anyone that could help.

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Seeing the male 🦝s here is already disappointing but seeing that 8% at work really stings.

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The next few Marvel movies were about to be completely revolved around his character, and now this. Apocalyptic fumble.

Yusuke Kuwabara Kurama Hiei

"Don't think of them as people. Think of them as Americans." Sorry to say but that's a bar.

Donkey Kong Country 2

All the shit that's going on and Chuck Schumer out here focused on being Israel's cumslut.

For everyone that wants to make it to the other side of all of this, I think the first step is making peace with the fact that the "normal" we were used to is dead and gone and it's not coming back.

"Focus M" might be the video game version of "ooh I love my wife"

This whole thing with the DC shooting smells real funny.

This is what's supposed to pass as search results these days.

The NeoGAF defense

This was two days ago.

I'm gonna be honest. I'm surprised the Dems have held strong this long cause I know as I type this, it's at least a few just dying to fold.

The story is true the images are unrelated. Amazing how many people will fall for the algorithm's bullshit. Check Beaverton, Oregon 2021 car thief baby on Google if you don't believe me.

"This must go to court." Bruh. NEWSFLASH NIGGA. That's YOUR job. Make it happen.

I am begging Democratic leadership to show just a shred of balls for once. Please.

The dumb character gradually becoming so stupid to the point that it's a wonder they remember to breathe.

Don't be surprised if 👃🏻 calls for a moment of silence for that one dude on Smackdown tonight. As a matter of fact, to borrow from Pac, expect it like you expect Jesus to come back.

Etsy Witches right now

This is what Krillin expected Goku to do with that rock.

Live your life in a way where half a country isn't trying to speak your death into existence.

Playing Sonic 1 and 2 with my mom and having her take over during the water levels because I was scared of the drowning music. Or playing Sonic 2 with my 3 y/o at the time sister and watching her imitate Tails looking around in Sky Chase zone.

Jak X caused me to break a controller, but Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 had me break a headset on stream so let's go with that.

Quite a few actually Bear and bird explore a witch's lair kid and his otter/weasel friend try to find out how to turn him back into a human cat-like alien and his robot friend explore the galaxy spider monkey and his girlfriend try to save their gorilla friend from pirate crocodiles

Also Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog