She's going to eat some soul-

Sips tea in Goetia level threat.

Well don't take any more from him.

Of course he did. Admitting that he's been getting all of that man's money. Why did he think she was going to strangle him?

. . . Gonna strangle Merlin-

Alright. Martini done. Time to finish destroying the city.

You are so right, Merlin. One should never waste a good martini.

I do still need to finish destroying that city, too. Merlin distracted me.

I'm definitely not.

No one's afraid of a giant rock.

I could destroy all of you. It would be so easy.

Sips tea-

Then pray that this does not end up in your hands at all.

Merlin, I will strangle you if you take this from him.

(LOUD SIGH) (Pulling out her wallet-)

. . . Solomon, how much money do you have?

As a Duke, I am indeed rich. And powerful.

She knelt beside them, checking for a pulse. Not the strongest but stronger than she was expecting. This one was a fighter, a warrior. Gripping their chin, she studied their features for anything more defining, narrowing it down with the current evidence. Then she took in the spear. Lead? No.

Berith: Dear diary. I like to believe i'm a good person Also Berith: tries to commit genocide over a tummy ache

Oh? She could leave them there to suffer and die. But they might be worth something... How badly do they want to live?

I would love some, yes.

👀

< Is technically not a demon

Picks the reader up bridal style. Smoldering look. Drops them into a lake.

Mm. Even better. She's only destroyed a quarter of the city. The rest will be spared for now.

She's swallowing it. Not even questioning it. If she dies, torment Solomon in her place.

That would probably be better than genocide.

Tummy hurts too much for martinis.

Who wants to help her destroy a bank?

Nothing like snuffing out lives to make the tummy pain go away.

Tummy hurts. She's actively destroying a city now.

Tummy hurts. Might raze a city to the ground.

I wasn't referring to you.

It smells like broke deadbeat parents on here.

She's breaking in.

//jokingly voring people on an eldritch monster just to traumatize them

Peeking in. Is 𝘩𝘦 here?

Soft gasp. "I will protect it with my life.)

. . . . . "May I have a duck?"

(She's fine. She's not going to judge this man. It's just Solomon, it's fine.)

You're welcome to say so at any opportunity. (He has conquered the she beast of war. All hail the great Merlin)

(This pleases her greatly.) You may have three bottles.

What if I remove his bones?

//you know what? Maybe Berith should strangle him

//i'm finding out that Berith's lowkey disgust towards Solomon is basically how it should be in fgo canon and i'm

//Aspen is trying to explain fgo to me and we're just making fun of Solomon now

//SPEAKING OF GOETIA THEMED MEDIA This one. This one right here. Needy little brat.

//my fate knowledge is just apocrypha.

"Naturally. Stop that."