"Exorcists?" Brows raised, she crossed her arms and shifted her weight. "What is going on with them?"

"Are threatening me with endless apples?"

"With my success as I stomp your apples into oblivion." Berith, no. Let the man have his whimsy.

"I did not rebel for fucking APPLES."

"Do it and I will cause a riot."

"No one wants apples."

Walks in. Sees Lucifer. Leaves-

Heck. "Yes. Yes I can."

Steals the reader's soul.

It must have been torture. Having me so close yet out of reach, I mean.

How surprising. I thought you wouldn't.

So I am.

"I'm glad you learned your lesson."

"You existed in my general vicinity."

Breathes-

// so another account got unfortunately hacked. If anyone got a message like this from @thenightsinger.bsky.social please be careful. It's a shame that I woke up to this BS hacking problem that creeped its way here.

Get good.

Can't have daddy issues if you don't have a dad. Same for mommy issues.

Gods are wild. Imagine having actual parents. Spawn into existence like a normal person, weirdo.

//there are some things I just can't do on this account

"As long as no one detains him, he will return. In the meantime, I have work to do."

If anyone sees a giant red horse, please contact her. It may steal fruit.

Ah- That was her last peach. Her steed is now stomping.

📲] About?

Calm. Peace. Berith was content as she brushed her steed, the strawberry roan coat shining an orange-red in the light. It was a large beast, easily double her size in height. She clicked her tongue, grabbed a peach from a nearby bucket, and feeding the creature.

Friendly reminder that many of the Goetia, if not all, were once angels.

𝑰𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒚𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒆 #SeductiveSunday

📲] Nothing there could possibly phase me. It's almost sweet how you worry, though.

She just took a shower. She feels amazing. ♡

Pleasure doing business. They will both be waited on hand and foot during his stay.

She's willing to barter with snacks.

Merlin can visit her manor any time as long as he brings Fou. Free vacation at the cost of your cat being snuggled.

//I have 2 do this

//Merlin talking trash about Fou is literally every cat owner about their cat

📲] If you insist, I'll visit your dreams tonight.

. . . . I'm literally war incarnate. That? That is just a kitty.

"Out of those of us logged into the Goetia, there are some who are quite helpful. Phenex, for instance, longs for the day he can return to the heavens. As a result, he is more mild mannered and even acts as a healer."

A precious fluffy baby.

Merlin, don't bully the cat. He's just a baby.

"But Berith, you're depicted as wearing red but you clearly aren't wearing red" I prefer getting my red from the source. Particularly from those who make stupid remarks like this.

📲] You would have begun razing the world if I had.

//neutered 💀

This is the incarnate of war because of one cute cat. Just so you know.

First off, she's not stealing him. He came to her willingly. Second, look at his fluffy face and little paws! He's perfection incarnate!

📲] Many of us higher ranks hold vast knowledge. Sometimes we just whisper ideas into people's heads.

Incoherent internal squealing? He's too cute. She might actually explode. She's petting him for now, though. Little ear scratches and all.

Hi, yes. She's keeping Fou. He will be spoiled.