//got caught in drama. Naturally I did the healthy thing by making a new account

𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒊𝒏' 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆

< Still exists

Stretch-

Mmm strawberries. She's happy and content.

//wheeze-

ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇs, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ɢᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ's sᴏᴜɴᴅ

ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ʜᴀs ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴ? ɪ ʀᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪᴇʟᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴɢᴇʀ sʜᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀ

//I love how my Berith is fandomless but is so far more than willing to beat down the fgo fandom (she'd probably lose)

No, I'm upset that you almost suggested something and I would have ended up liking it.

//Berith will never make friends at this rate

I will contaminate this room with your insides-

This is worse than when someone told me to put cheese in my ramen.

Santos: I would gladly kill all demons Also Santos: casually talking about food with a demon

You know what sounds great? Sundaeguk. This really nice blood sausage soup.

. . . Can I have a blood sandwich?

That's deserved pain. She would make fun of him if she was there.

. Blood sandwich? 👀

Gonna strangle that fu-

This is an adequate exchange.

I expect payment for killing Merlin. Someone owes me exactly 2 apples, 5 pears, and 1 orange.

Holds a spear above her head and yodels in victory.

//AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR TO GOD

//you didn't see that. It had a typo

Supplexes Merlin and drop kicks him into the sun no miss.

//welp

A child offered her an apple today...

Sips tea.

Depends. How many war crimes exist?

Ow? That actually hurt? "And here I thought you would be cheap entertainment... You might actually be amusing after all."

She's sticking her foot into his path at the very last second.

When you're ancient, you create your own entertainment. Even if it's petty bullying.

He's so mean. . She's going to just "accidentally" trip him.

What if she tripped him?

It was frustrating. She was so sure of her memories, of everything she knew. She knew the voice of the one mortal to hold her interest, to challenge her in her own field of knowledge. This felt wrong, even as the images and voices circled in her mind. She was a pillar to hold... To create... She

"You won't be doing much in that condition," the woman commented, pressing onto the wound just to prove her point. Or was it some sick sense of amusement? "You should stay still. My healing is useless and you're bleeding out."

ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ʜᴀs ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴ? ɪ ʀᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪᴇʟᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴɢᴇʀ sʜᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀ

She's going to eat some soul-

Sips tea in Goetia level threat.

Well don't take any more from him.

Of course he did. Admitting that he's been getting all of that man's money. Why did he think she was going to strangle him?

. . . Gonna strangle Merlin-

Alright. Martini done. Time to finish destroying the city.

You are so right, Merlin. One should never waste a good martini.

I do still need to finish destroying that city, too. Merlin distracted me.

I'm definitely not.

No one's afraid of a giant rock.

I could destroy all of you. It would be so easy.