Some day the fucker who keeps leaving wet leaves on my car when I park it under their favorite tree or whatever is going to be SORRY.

if I was dead I wouldge be sad

I love emotional manipulation #emotionalmanipulation

Do you guys think deers are really real

Every day is "girl" "summer" when your this swag

Me: Uhmmm actually all food is morally neutral, you've just been brainwashed by purity culture 🥰🥰🥰 Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬

Red string of fate? More like black string of hate. Starbucks guy screwed up my order again 🙄

🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝

they shoudl invent a version of ponds with ducks that doesnt get you sososo sopping wet with mud when you try to go and pet them

I do honestly think every one of my problems could be solved by a sufficiently large trauma to the head

But doctor. The patient needs girlkisses to live! 🥺

this milk tastes like shit

Omg has anyone ever told you your eyes are soooo beautiful haha. Ok now follow me into this abandoned cistern 🥰

Ough just like that 😫 Yesss right there 😋🔥💯💯💯 [Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]

any girls in my area? I need someone to help move a vast quantity of dirt

Daily reminder to drink some water!!! 💦 💦 💦 Or the ghouls will get you 👻

Everyone's all "unhinged VTuber" this, "wild VTuber moments" that. I'm SICK of it! 😡 That's right. I'm in my hinged era. Going to be filing my taxes on stream 📝👍

Whenever I walk by someone's garden that's unattended it's just like hell yes. Yummy treat for me. Four (4) raspberries 🍓

I love to ripping and tearing a full head of lettuce with my hands and teeth 🥰🥰🥰🥰 ‼️‼️HATERS DO NOT INTERACT‼️‼️‼️

Had a dream where I was some kind of two metre tall ancestral sword-saint who protected generations upon generations of a noble family's scions with my scythelike blades. This probably means nothing soooo like it's whatever hahaha. Girls

I'm trying to commune psychically with this scorpion, can anyone tell me what it meams when it waves its little claws at me? Thanks 👍

I don't need to do drugs to get high. I simply go outside and an angel descends from the heavens, taps me on the forehead with a single finger, and then I can see shrimp colors. Life is beautiful 💞💞💞

Hate it when I open a pack of Oreos intending to just eat one or two and then five hours later I wake up in the woods of Estonia being hunted by the Watcher

Saw a pretty large bird today 🕊️ #bird #birds #sight #seeing #today #blessed

Uhhhm ackshually 🤓☝️ Every bug on earth is one of God's beautiful creatures including and ESPECIALLY wasps. Cope and seethe about it

Wishing you a very Wednesday evening Wednesday!!! 💖💖💖

Hell is all about proving you're HARDCORE. When they poke me with a pitchfork and roast me in the fire I say HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thanks past me, very helpful 😭

In the outdoors, there are many cute little guys called "insects". You can tame and befriend them with fruits and vegetables. Follow this account for more facts about the world! 🌍🌍👍

MAGICAL STARSIGN MAGICAL STARSIGN MAGICAL STARSIGN

Your girl is like "Pyon~!" but I am like "Pyu~!" And this is why you will never be on my level.

My cryptic ass is always getting misunderstood. I don't worry about that shit though. Too busy worrying about the ominous moon

Haha yeah I only post bangers. This is great everyone on this app loves me *puts my phone down and stares into camera* This could be you! For the low low price of black mold poisoning

sTOP 🛑🛑 This is a smash your monitor checkpoint. Do NOT keep scrolling without smashing your monitor

Ok we're good. Anyway, anyone else ever feel like going 2 live in the swamp for 200 thousand years

Anyone else ever feel like wait hold on post canceled. I NEED to get this bug out of here

If you're nonbinary, you have to raise a tower of skulls on an ashen wasteland beneath a blood-red sky. It's OK if you scream into the night or rain terror upon those who oppose your will, but you HAVE to raise the tower of skulls no matter what

Feeling extremely poggers on this beautiful summer evening 🥰 World is beautiful #nature #lovinglife

Help I'm stuck in a time loop and th e only way for me to break out is if you go to the grocery store with me and hold my hand so I don't get scared 🥺🥺🥺

nomming and chews your curtains www.twitch.tv/alina_magia #vtuber #vartist #vchill

Idk why I even bother with a New Year's resolution about reading more books. We all know I'm just going to end up obsessed with some SF story from the 80s that nobody's ever heard of

Let them cook it's still rendering

absolutely no running around the fountain of youth. we had three guys horsing off in here last week and two of them are babies now

when i say i got that dog in me this is the dog i’m talking about

Omg this is so good.

“source?” the ancient texts foretold this

Daily self care routine!!! 💕💕💕✨✨✨🥰🫠 - Internet argument - 14 oranges - Hopital