MAGA is likely the stupidest, trashiest, mush-for-brains collective of people to ever exist. And the rest of us are paying for it.

Today we commemorate the day an organized mob of asylum seekers showed up at the border and received food assistance.

The only reason the National Guard was in DC at all is because Trump is using them as his political pawns. Trump’s ego killed National Guard members.

You know what else those professions that they’ve declassified have in common? They’re all mandated reporters.

Thrilled that we’ll finally get to see the Epstein files that the FBI had over a year to edit and scrub at Trump’s demand…

It’s curious how when 30 year olds send openly racist messages to a Republican group chat of their own volition, they’re “just kids”, but when 14 year olds are forced into situations, they’re “young women”. I wonder what the difference is.

Okay folks, the Senate is basically done. Don’t waste your energy there. Focus on your House reps now! As far we know, they’re united but let’s remind them to stay that way!

It’s not over yet. Our intel is that Tim Kaine is who we should target to flip his vote. Tag him @timkaine or call him at 202-224-3121.

The Dems who caved tonight and cost us our power: Hassan, King, Kaine, Fetterman, Shaheen, Cortez Masto, Durbin, and Rosen

Senate Democrats caving to Republicans the same week as record-breaking elections in their favor is frankly INSANE.

MR. MAYOR MAMDANI

The US government: If you can’t afford to feed babies, don’t have them. Also the US government: I don’t give a fk if you can’t afford to feed babies, I’m going to force you to have them.

We’re on day 20 of the Republican shutdown, so naturally the President is posting AI videos of himself shitting on Americans, the President and Vice President are beefing online with a 23-year-old, and the administration is investigating who started the No Kings protests. Are we great yet?!

The Global Sumud Flotilla’s internet feeds have been cut, and multiple boats intercepted. What an immoral way to treat humanitarians delivering aid to starving people by the “world’s most moral army”.

The Global Sumud Flotilla is less than 90nm from Gaza’s shore. This is the most dangerous stretch and Israel’s ships are circling them. All eyes on the Flotilla!

Happy Safe Abortion Day and 25th approval anniversary of mifepristone! 🥳 I bet RFK Jr hates today.

22-year-old Tyler Robinson was turned in by his parents for allegedly killing Charlie Kirk. Can’t wait to see how the Right turns this white, Christian, cop for a dad, Trump-costume wearing, son of MAGA gun-loving parents, into THE example of liberal beliefs 🙄

Reminder that on this day 24 years ago, Donald Trump’s response was to brag that his building was now the tallest in New York City.

At least 3 kids have been injured in a shooting at Evergreen High School in CO, and that is ACTUALLY DESERVING OF OUR ATTENTION

Rumor has it Trump’s 2pm announcement is about Space Command HQ. If so, bummer.

“No way to prevent this”, says the only nation where this regularly happens. - The Onion, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025

Texas Republicans are so desperate to pass their rigged racist maps, they’ve literally locked Democrats inside the House chamber.

Rep. Mike Flood: “Now more than ever, the Republican Party is about the people” Bro, are you on acid?

If I say “uppercase gums but lowercase teeth”, we all know who I’m talking about, right?

Sydney Sweeney went Tits Out For Eugenics and now every basic white man is screaming about puns and arguing “it’s not that deep”.

American Eagle just signed itself up for the Target treatment.

A man shot multiple people with a AR-style rifle at the Blackstone building in Manhattan today, before taking his own life.

BREAKING: Trump has signed an executive order directing states to criminalize and institutionalize people experiencing homelessness, addiction, and mental health disabilities.

Paramount funding their own demise in the form of a $1.5 billion deal for South Park is just chef’s kiss

BREAKING: The Justice Department told Trump in May that he was in the Epstein files. Source: WSJ

Babe, wake up. New acronyms just dropped - POTUS: Pedophile of the United States GOP: Guardians of Pedophiles VP: Vacationing Permanently

And that’s on choice.

$500 billion cut to Medicare. $700 billion cut to Medicaid. America, ARE YOU AWAKE YET?

At 1 AM, House Republicans will meet to push billions in cuts to Medicaid and food assistance. Because that’s a totally normal thing to do.

BREAKING: Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer.

“We at witnessing an all out assault on our constitution, on our cultural norms, on our pocket books, on our neighbors, on us.” - Sen. Warnock, speaking on Trump’s 100 days

E.Coli ripped through 15 states, and the FDA kept it quiet. Measles and rubella are breaking out in 3 states, and the CDC is gagged. Public health is being decimated, and our “leaders” are thrilled. They don’t care if we die.

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As per usual, I see almost no men talking about how disastrous the SAVE Act will be. On any given day, a million men will “not all men” their way through the internet, but when it comes time for allyship, it’s always crickets.

They’re eating the checks. They’re eating the balances.

“If America hasn’t broken your heart, then you don’t love her enough” Poetry from Cory Booker from the Senate floor

Remember when buying elections was illegal? Now we broadcast it live.

Making a playlist for when it happens. Send recs.

“bUt sHe WaSn’T aRrEsTeD fOr MiScArRyiNg” At this point, the MAGA crowd has got to be a different species than me because how tf is anyone defending this shit?

America, we in danger girl.

Do Dems even want to win anything anymore?

If we aren’t resisting like #TeresaBorrenpohl at every townhall meeting or other political event we attend this year, we’re not doing it right. Make it as hard as possible for them in every single way.

Elon’s evil munchkins sent this ridiculous email out to all 2 million or so Federal employees demanding they reply by midnight Monday. If you want to let them know what you did last week I’m bet they’d love to hear from you at [email protected]! I can’t wait to tell them about my norovirus symptoms!

The cognitive dissonance it takes for MAGA to celebrate RFK Jr. questioning the childhood #vaccine schedule while we have ACTIVE OUTBREAKS of measles and tuberculosis in the U.S. is just…wild.