22-year-old Tyler Robinson was turned in by his parents for allegedly killing Charlie Kirk. Can’t wait to see how the Right turns this white, Christian, cop for a dad, Trump-costume wearing, son of MAGA gun-loving parents, into THE example of liberal beliefs 🙄

Reminder that on this day 24 years ago, Donald Trump’s response was to brag that his building was now the tallest in New York City.

At least 3 kids have been injured in a shooting at Evergreen High School in CO, and that is ACTUALLY DESERVING OF OUR ATTENTION

Rumor has it Trump’s 2pm announcement is about Space Command HQ. If so, bummer.

“No way to prevent this”, says the only nation where this regularly happens. - The Onion, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025

Texas Republicans are so desperate to pass their rigged racist maps, they’ve literally locked Democrats inside the House chamber.

Rep. Mike Flood: “Now more than ever, the Republican Party is about the people” Bro, are you on acid?

If I say “uppercase gums but lowercase teeth”, we all know who I’m talking about, right?

Sydney Sweeney went Tits Out For Eugenics and now every basic white man is screaming about puns and arguing “it’s not that deep”.

American Eagle just signed itself up for the Target treatment.

A man shot multiple people with a AR-style rifle at the Blackstone building in Manhattan today, before taking his own life.

BREAKING: Trump has signed an executive order directing states to criminalize and institutionalize people experiencing homelessness, addiction, and mental health disabilities.

Paramount funding their own demise in the form of a $1.5 billion deal for South Park is just chef’s kiss

BREAKING: The Justice Department told Trump in May that he was in the Epstein files. Source: WSJ

Babe, wake up. New acronyms just dropped - POTUS: Pedophile of the United States GOP: Guardians of Pedophiles VP: Vacationing Permanently

And that’s on choice.

$500 billion cut to Medicare. $700 billion cut to Medicaid. America, ARE YOU AWAKE YET?

At 1 AM, House Republicans will meet to push billions in cuts to Medicaid and food assistance. Because that’s a totally normal thing to do.

BREAKING: Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer.

“We at witnessing an all out assault on our constitution, on our cultural norms, on our pocket books, on our neighbors, on us.” - Sen. Warnock, speaking on Trump’s 100 days

E.Coli ripped through 15 states, and the FDA kept it quiet. Measles and rubella are breaking out in 3 states, and the CDC is gagged. Public health is being decimated, and our “leaders” are thrilled. They don’t care if we die.

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As per usual, I see almost no men talking about how disastrous the SAVE Act will be. On any given day, a million men will “not all men” their way through the internet, but when it comes time for allyship, it’s always crickets.

They’re eating the checks. They’re eating the balances.

“If America hasn’t broken your heart, then you don’t love her enough” Poetry from Cory Booker from the Senate floor

Remember when buying elections was illegal? Now we broadcast it live.

Making a playlist for when it happens. Send recs.

“bUt sHe WaSn’T aRrEsTeD fOr MiScArRyiNg” At this point, the MAGA crowd has got to be a different species than me because how tf is anyone defending this shit?

America, we in danger girl.

Do Dems even want to win anything anymore?

If we aren’t resisting like #TeresaBorrenpohl at every townhall meeting or other political event we attend this year, we’re not doing it right. Make it as hard as possible for them in every single way.

Elon’s evil munchkins sent this ridiculous email out to all 2 million or so Federal employees demanding they reply by midnight Monday. If you want to let them know what you did last week I’m bet they’d love to hear from you at [email protected]! I can’t wait to tell them about my norovirus symptoms!

The cognitive dissonance it takes for MAGA to celebrate RFK Jr. questioning the childhood #vaccine schedule while we have ACTIVE OUTBREAKS of measles and tuberculosis in the U.S. is just…wild.

The cognitive dissonance it takes for MAGA to celebrate Trump scrutinizing the “threat” of anti-depressants in youth while 11-yr-old kids are literally being bullied to death for his own immigration policies is truly…wild. #depression

Looking down the barrel of this TT ban, oligarchs taking over America, Trump launching a meme coin - and thinking: all we had to do was vote for her.

Motion to forever refer to the TT ban as “Trump’s TikTok Ban”? Gotta give credit where it’s due.

As #TikTok shuts down in the US, this seems like a good time to remind everyone that, in 2020, the US government announced that it was considering banning the platform AT TRUMPS REQUEST.

Be honest, world, is everyone making fun of us on #TikTok today? LMK.

You know why the US TikTok ban doesn’t surprise me? Because 84% of content creators are women - many of whom make a full time living off of their social media earnings. If they don’t ban TT, how else will the US maintain its gender wage gap?

Is 2025 the year we start asking men why they’re being predatory instead of asking women what they were wearing?

Them: “You can’t tie everything to abortion. Not everything is about abortion.” Me: “Oh Jimmy Carter died today? Did you know the Republican party only became anti-abortion to win the 1980 election against pro-abortion candidate, Jimmy Carter?” 🫠

The CDC reported that the US fertility rate hit a record low. It’s almost as if a country that hates women, children, healthcare and workers isn’t a sustainable model.

AGAIN, it’s not “sex with a minor”, it’s rape. Call it what it is. Call #MattGaetz what he is.

Men on the internet see women showing any form of emotion and respond with “go cry about it” or “this is why we can’t have a women president” - entirely forgetting that they stormed the US Capitol 🫠

It’s easy to get consumed by the Congress/Elon/Trump shitshow, so here’s my request that we don’t forget that South Carolina Republicans are currently working to legalize the death penalty for women who have abortions.

Misogyny can take different forms. In adult entertainment, it looks like men calling #LilyPhillips a $lut after sleeping w 100 men in a day while not, for a moment, questioning the 100 men who stood in line to sleep with the same woman.

Just so everyone knows, the reason they’ve hit Luigi Mangione with a terr*rism charge is so that he’ll no longer have the right to trial by a jury of peers. It’s intentional and blatantly corrupt.

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like everyday since Nov 5th, the Dems have come up with new ways to not listen to their own constituents? Them rallying for Connolly over AOC today is just the latest example.

12/17 @8p ET Pre-holiday repro chat TikTok w/ Pari frm @gemmatalks.bsky.social and @mollygaebe.bsky.social comic + writer frm @abortionfront.bsky.social on moving forward in the fight for reprofreedom in 2025 w/joy + laughter. @gemma_talks on TikTok Catch the film before or after on @joltfilm ⭐️