phan confirmed! this is such a moment in history i’m so happy for them and hope everyone is cool abt it :)

don’t tell joe but i’m thinking abt getting a tama paradise as a first-time-tama-gal but for real, is it good? fun? i’ve been playing dumb mobile idle games and having something not on my phone sounds nice

alright yall, what’s ur fave soup recipes? here’s my go to i’ll trade u www.chefbai.kitchen/blog/spicedl...

any other dip & pip phannies here? every “reacts to phan twitter” upload makes me wish i knew more of y’all on blooskey

starting s16 of GBBO and let me tell ya i am living for prue in drag to start off ep 1. she’s the real daddy around here

first day of fall yippeee!!!!

last night i held a door open for a friend and some guy came thru first (that’s fine, friend was a few paces away) and said “thank you kind bitch” and i said you’re welcome before he finished the sentence and im still kinda mad abt it ☹️ men don’t get to call me bitch ☹️

also i love blowing bubbles. and dancing with scarves and long skirts. love stimming while i boogie. i’d probably love dancing with flow toys too, just need to practice!

went to my first show at red rocks last night for tipper’s final shows, about to line up again for tonight! it was so unbelievably crowded, idk how they legally sold that many tickets. but i sure do love shakin my booty so weird noises so it’s all in all a wonderful time :)

ah this is so cute!

just watched the legend of ochi on the plane, a movie abt reuniting with ur mom, after i said goodbye to mine this morning 😢 it’s hard living far from family, tears were shed on this boeing 737

i need to remember that sometimes i’m not perpetually, incurably depressed, but just bored.

thinking about him…

going to a dress to impress party tonight and the theme is monochrome! gonna pose 28 on these bitches

also, scuba diving is great if you like lookin in holes. i’m in that reef with my flashlight and if there’s a hole, i’m lookin in it. eels, crabs, octopus, fish, you cannot hide from me i SEE you

i’m hangin in the pool after scuba diving all day and my feet feel stupid without fins. what do you mean i evolved without fins, i cant move with these stupid things

this was fun. so much i still wanna see! N: Isle of Skye, Scotland S: Queenstown, NZ E: Milan, Italy W: Phuket, Thailand

hELP

i’m abt to take a surf lesson as the only 💅girl💄along with 4 italian guys and the staff told them to treat my like a princess and then gave me a hot pink shirt. help im too butch for this

i have achieved optimal stream viewing position. in the pool, glass of rose 😎

just two buds on a walk, one of em is gonna go big potty on the street! my bet’s on this fella 😛

i’m catsitting and this garfield is named scratch but i keep calling him chunk on accident. he is so rotund, such a chunk.

spent the afternoon wandering the (castle of the) moors in sintra, portugal. is that okaaaayyyyy

is it just me or is the name of this toy store kinda…

i spent 5 hours today planting lettuce and my whole body aches. oobh my mussels….

lars of the stars!!!! i’m not going to be normal about this!

just watched tlou s2e2…fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

@halfmoonjoe.com cheers from south korea! didn’t know they were “mild sweet” when i bought em. thanks for suffering for our entertainment 🫡

i’m in the philippines and there’s strays everywhere, and today i met this cat wearing a shirt. one could assume the cat is a stray and put that shirt on himself. something to think about….

current musings on gender: i’m a woman out of spite. whatever the fuck i am? that’s a woman, deal with it

ooh boy i haven’t used an app like this in like 10 years hello internet